i will miss the @NYT_first_said bot. always an unexpected delight
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:01 (one year ago) link
lol wow who is that pricing for
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:02 (one year ago) link
between my 4 bots id be paying a cool 1300 a month lol
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:05 (one year ago) link
well this is gonna thin my follows right out
― the sex lives of quoll-ish girls (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:13 (one year ago) link
Feel like not enough people are saying Elon is shutting down the twitter API to prevent people from using things like this to move to Mastodon https://t.co/pm8phwhr5N— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) February 2, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:18 (one year ago) link
RIP this bot had a good run. Suck my dick @elonmusk https://t.co/vcb8ku4p1p— Stamps Bot (@StampsBot) February 2, 2023
restaurants bot should go out in a blaze of glory imo
― 龜, Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:18 (one year ago) link
he really hates that plane bot
― koogs, Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:18 (one year ago) link
being interviewed by buzzfeed as we speak hopefully this makes the cut
https://i.imgur.com/PBXFB1Q.png
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:18 (one year ago) link
Pulling for you king
― here you go, muttonchops Yaz (gyac), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:23 (one year ago) link
🙏🙏🙏
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:33 (one year ago) link
does that mean the twitter account that cycles through the lyrics of “the boys are back in town” is gonna die? idk if i can bear that!
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:19 (one year ago) link
yeah sorry
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:20 (one year ago) link
smh
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:20 (one year ago) link
it was a good account. always knew it was time to stop scrolling whenever i came across one of those tweets lol
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:21 (one year ago) link
occurs to me that this will also kill all the apps that professional marketers use to schedule track etc their tweets doesnt seem good for a site whos advertising is cratering, and it wont actually kill those apps which generally support multiple platforms theyll just drop twitter functionality which is so much worse than if they just died
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:22 (one year ago) link
xp we can do it here instead
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:23 (one year ago) link
[opening riff]
tho i guess twitter could make special deals with those apps except that its been reported that no one works there anymore who does that job lol
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:23 (one year ago) link
Guess who just got back today
― Bully King and Chips (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:23 (one year ago) link
Them wild-eyed boys that had been away
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link
At least we'll finally be rid of that fucking "Eric Alper" bot. That alone makes it all worth it.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link
lol
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:27 (one year ago) link
maybe i can get a friend to text me the song line by line at 20 minute intervals for the rest of my life
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:28 (one year ago) link
Haven't changed, had much to say
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:29 (one year ago) link
but man, i still think them cats are crazy!
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:33 (one year ago) link
if the boys are really back in town they can afford to spread some cash around imo (pay the fees for repeat tweeting)
― mark s, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:40 (one year ago) link
they can also pay for the africa by toto bot
Ugh going to miss this account too
Customer: NEVER FORGETDMV: BENGAZI ATTACKVerdict: DENIED pic.twitter.com/4ssmfCpKQQ— ca-dmv-bot (@ca_dmv_bot) February 2, 2023
― JoeStork, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:43 (one year ago) link
I know, that’s a classic.
Customer: NICK NAMEDMV: CONEJO=RABBIT BUT IS VULGAR SLANG FOR MEANING PUSSY OR CUNTVerdict: ACCEPTED pic.twitter.com/ZbeevFPsh8— ca-dmv-bot (@ca_dmv_bot) February 2, 2023
― here you go, muttonchops Yaz (gyac), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:45 (one year ago) link
although this bot will stop running on the 9th, we can all take solace in the fact that the boys will always be back in town. i will miss this bot and all of you who have followed it over the years. 💗 https://t.co/gW42eLNaNQ— the boys are back (@intownagain) February 2, 2023
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 21:00 (one year ago) link
I mean, she was steaming
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 2 February 2023 21:04 (one year ago) link
Get your knickers down
― a mix between aphex twin and nirvana with the swagger of count basie (Matt #2), Thursday, 2 February 2023 21:08 (one year ago) link
no
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 2 February 2023 21:16 (one year ago) link
if that lagoon quote doesn't make the buzzfeed article than we have nothing left
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:10 (one year ago) link
DMV bot's over on Mastodon...
ca_dmv_✧✧✧@bot✧✧✧.sp✧✧✧ (As are a lot of other bots natively, from what I can tell.)
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:13 (one year ago) link
Bah
ca_dmv_bot @ botsin.space
if that lagoon quote doesn't make the buzzfeed article than we have nothing left― Karl Malone, Thursday, February 2, 2023 7:10 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Karl Malone, Thursday, February 2, 2023 7:10 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Good news!
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/twitter-bot-api-changes-killing-fun
Some bots are just pleasant and surprising additions to your timeline. [lag∞n] of Vermont runs @_restaurant_bot (random photos of restaurants from Google Maps), @_weather_bot_ (current weather conditions from randomized places around the world), @everygoodfella (screenshots of every second of the movie Goodfellas), and a few others. He also doesn’t plan on paying and is considering moving them all to Mastodon.“It's over,” he told BuzzFeed News. “Bots are maybe the best part about Twitter! I follow a ton of them, they're cool and weird, and I will miss them. Fuck Elon, I never liked that guy.”
“It's over,” he told BuzzFeed News. “Bots are maybe the best part about Twitter! I follow a ton of them, they're cool and weird, and I will miss them. Fuck Elon, I never liked that guy.”
― jaymc, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:34 (one year ago) link
lagoon, of the Vermont lagoons
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 February 2023 01:37 (one year ago) link
yesssssssssslol
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:44 (one year ago) link
Elon Musk, hero of assholes
Just ~$100/month for API access with ID verification will clean things up greatly.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:45 (one year ago) link
fuck elon i never liked that guy
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:46 (one year ago) link
good quote, for real lagoon. expresses something that is true that maybe some readers haven't thought of and has a funny ending
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:48 (one year ago) link
if i can do some small part of inspiring someone to fly a drone into elons head it will all be worthwhile
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:53 (one year ago) link
i volunteer as tribute
― Clay, Friday, 3 February 2023 02:05 (one year ago) link
godspeed
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2023 02:06 (one year ago) link
did he…kill api because somebody told him he might be sexting a dude pic.twitter.com/LRUBjSgRH8— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 3, 2023
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 3 February 2023 03:25 (one year ago) link
serious question to regular twitter posters: where is the tipping point for you where supporting team elon becomes more unpleasant than having this free service― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 19, 2023
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2023 04:05 (one year ago) link
have you purged twitter from your soul forks are you truly cleansed
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2023 04:16 (one year ago) link
forks, have you tried tipping more?
― 龜, Friday, 3 February 2023 13:00 (one year ago) link
I tipped out thanks
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2023 13:03 (one year ago) link