Pulling for you king
― here you go, muttonchops Yaz (gyac), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:23 (one year ago) link
đđđ
― lagân, Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:33 (one year ago) link
does that mean the twitter account that cycles through the lyrics of âthe boys are back in townâ is gonna die? idk if i can bear that!
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:19 (one year ago) link
yeah sorry
― lagân, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:20 (one year ago) link
smh
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:20 (one year ago) link
it was a good account. always knew it was time to stop scrolling whenever i came across one of those tweets lol
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:21 (one year ago) link
occurs to me that this will also kill all the apps that professional marketers use to schedule track etc their tweets doesnt seem good for a site whos advertising is cratering, and it wont actually kill those apps which generally support multiple platforms theyll just drop twitter functionality which is so much worse than if they just died
― lagân, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:22 (one year ago) link
xp we can do it here instead
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:23 (one year ago) link
[opening riff]
tho i guess twitter could make special deals with those apps except that its been reported that no one works there anymore who does that job lol
― lagân, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:23 (one year ago) link
Guess who just got back today
― Bully King and Chips (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:23 (one year ago) link
Them wild-eyed boys that had been away
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link
At least we'll finally be rid of that fucking "Eric Alper" bot. That alone makes it all worth it.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link
lol
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:27 (one year ago) link
maybe i can get a friend to text me the song line by line at 20 minute intervals for the rest of my life
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:28 (one year ago) link
Haven't changed, had much to say
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:29 (one year ago) link
but man, i still think them cats are crazy!
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:33 (one year ago) link
if the boys are really back in town they can afford to spread some cash around imo (pay the fees for repeat tweeting)
― mark s, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:40 (one year ago) link
they can also pay for the africa by toto bot
Ugh going to miss this account too
Customer: NEVER FORGETDMV: BENGAZI ATTACKVerdict: DENIED pic.twitter.com/4ssmfCpKQQ— ca-dmv-bot (@ca_dmv_bot) February 2, 2023
― JoeStork, Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:43 (one year ago) link
I know, thatâs a classic.
Customer: NICK NAMEDMV: CONEJO=RABBIT BUT IS VULGAR SLANG FOR MEANING PUSSY OR CUNTVerdict: ACCEPTED pic.twitter.com/ZbeevFPsh8— ca-dmv-bot (@ca_dmv_bot) February 2, 2023
― here you go, muttonchops Yaz (gyac), Thursday, 2 February 2023 18:45 (one year ago) link
although this bot will stop running on the 9th, we can all take solace in the fact that the boys will always be back in town. i will miss this bot and all of you who have followed it over the years. đ https://t.co/gW42eLNaNQ— the boys are back (@intownagain) February 2, 2023
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 February 2023 21:00 (one year ago) link
I mean, she was steaming
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 2 February 2023 21:04 (one year ago) link
Get your knickers down
― a mix between aphex twin and nirvana with the swagger of count basie (Matt #2), Thursday, 2 February 2023 21:08 (one year ago) link
no
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 2 February 2023 21:16 (one year ago) link
if that lagoon quote doesn't make the buzzfeed article than we have nothing left
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:10 (one year ago) link
DMV bot's over on Mastodon...
ca_dmv_✧✧✧@bot✧✧✧.sp✧✧✧ (As are a lot of other bots natively, from what I can tell.)
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:13 (one year ago) link
Bah
ca_dmv_bot @ botsin.space
if that lagoon quote doesn't make the buzzfeed article than we have nothing leftâ Karl Malone, Thursday, February 2, 2023 7:10 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
â Karl Malone, Thursday, February 2, 2023 7:10 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Good news!
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/twitter-bot-api-changes-killing-fun
Some bots are just pleasant and surprising additions to your timeline. [lagân] of Vermont runs @_restaurant_bot (random photos of restaurants from Google Maps), @_weather_bot_ (current weather conditions from randomized places around the world), @everygoodfella (screenshots of every second of the movie Goodfellas), and a few others. He also doesnât plan on paying and is considering moving them all to Mastodon.âIt's over,â he told BuzzFeed News. âBots are maybe the best part about Twitter! I follow a ton of them, they're cool and weird, and I will miss them. Fuck Elon, I never liked that guy.â
âIt's over,â he told BuzzFeed News. âBots are maybe the best part about Twitter! I follow a ton of them, they're cool and weird, and I will miss them. Fuck Elon, I never liked that guy.â
― jaymc, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:34 (one year ago) link
lagoon, of the Vermont lagoons
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 February 2023 01:37 (one year ago) link
yesssssssssslol
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:44 (one year ago) link
Elon Musk, hero of assholes
Just ~$100/month for API access with ID verification will clean things up greatly.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:45 (one year ago) link
fuck elon i never liked that guy
― lagân, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:46 (one year ago) link
good quote, for real lagoon. expresses something that is true that maybe some readers haven't thought of and has a funny ending
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:48 (one year ago) link
if i can do some small part of inspiring someone to fly a drone into elons head it will all be worthwhile
― lagân, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:53 (one year ago) link
i volunteer as tribute
― Clay, Friday, 3 February 2023 02:05 (one year ago) link
godspeed
― lagân, Friday, 3 February 2023 02:06 (one year ago) link
did heâŚkill api because somebody told him he might be sexting a dude pic.twitter.com/LRUBjSgRH8— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 3, 2023
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 3 February 2023 03:25 (one year ago) link
serious question to regular twitter posters: where is the tipping point for you where supporting team elon becomes more unpleasant than having this free serviceâ POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 19, 2023
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2023 04:05 (one year ago) link
have you purged twitter from your soul forks are you truly cleansed
― lagân, Friday, 3 February 2023 04:16 (one year ago) link
forks, have you tried tipping more?
― éž, Friday, 3 February 2023 13:00 (one year ago) link
I tipped out thanks
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2023 13:03 (one year ago) link
i have 3 or 4 bots posting generative art and the worst part of moving them to mastodon will be asking someone to approve 4 botsin.space accounts
(actually the twitter server that posts for me has been failing to do so 3 days out of ever 4 lately so this will improve things)
― koogs, Friday, 3 February 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link
What
Twitter is reportedly emailing businesses offering gold check mark verification for $1000 PER MONTH!And affiliate account verification for $50 each per month pic.twitter.com/hohTPKLKdi— Matt Navarra (@MattNavarra) February 3, 2023
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 February 2023 20:16 (one year ago) link
good luck twitter
― lagân, Friday, 3 February 2023 20:19 (one year ago) link
i like the way they're elevating the voices of everyone with money
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 20:25 (one year ago) link
Even the bots who remain will be wealthy bots! Itâs a fantastic vision
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 20:31 (one year ago) link
twitter's going to end up like that metaverse party where only crypto millionaires were invited
― koogs, Friday, 3 February 2023 20:50 (one year ago) link
Around 2004 I remember getting great spam emails from a guy named Tweet Boosting, glad to see he's finally made it big.
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Friday, 3 February 2023 20:55 (one year ago) link
Dr. Tweet BooSting, esq.
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2023 22:12 (one year ago) link