love this tidbit
In case you need proof that view counts on Twitter aren’t accurate:I have a locked, private account with ZERO followers for reporting purposes. I just posted these two tweets. Check the view counts. One tweet I posted on my private acct less than 1 min ago already has 59 views pic.twitter.com/cNVrRWCZ4u— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) February 9, 2023
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 9 February 2023 23:31 (one year ago) link
at my job I have to generate graphs which use specific queries that hit several tables which are filled by very different events, guess what those charts were wildly inaccurate, good luck Elon
― frogbs, Thursday, 9 February 2023 23:37 (one year ago) link
Rolling Stone thinks we should feel sympathy for catturd.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 10 February 2023 13:33 (one year ago) link
I don’t get that from the article, I think it makes its point about what happens to radicalised people fairly well.
― here you go, muttonchops Yaz (gyac), Friday, 10 February 2023 14:10 (one year ago) link
Well it tells you about his life and it ends on a sad note. Not that I feel anything.
Musk acting as catturd's tech support is one of the most bizarre things I've seen on twitter.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 February 2023 14:33 (one year ago) link
now there's some sad things known to manbut ain't too much sadder thanthe turds of a cat
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Friday, 10 February 2023 15:22 (one year ago) link
miles klee does not feel sympathy for catturd2
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 10 February 2023 15:43 (one year ago) link
crafting your social persona for years among the dorks who frequent the comment section on beetbort only to take the show on the road (twitter is the road) when the opportunity presents itself isn't exactly a pattern foreign to large swaths of people on the internet
― mh, Friday, 10 February 2023 15:44 (one year ago) link
catturd2 is sad and lame so reading about him and his whole scene might make one a lil sad
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 February 2023 16:13 (one year ago) link
its so low qual absolute bottom shelf cat shit
leaning that hard into an intentionally dumb brand makes him memorable
you can list a bunch of right wing doofuses and eventually I'm not going to remember who did what, like are they the angry virgin guy who runs a republican student org or some thiel-adjacent shitbag who tries to make things more libertarian? who knows. cat turd? we know which guy that is
― mh, Friday, 10 February 2023 16:18 (one year ago) link
having an ideology is bad, having a litter box is bad but memorable
― mh, Friday, 10 February 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link
its crazy to think how many ludicrous political figures have come and gone, like sand through the hourglass that a cat took a shit in
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 February 2023 16:20 (one year ago) link
ha seems to me they are never gone
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 10 February 2023 16:23 (one year ago) link
remember joe the plumber he was concerned about the taxes he would pay when he became rich
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 February 2023 16:24 (one year ago) link
I think he flamed out in 2014 when he wrote an open letter to the families of the Isla Vista victims that said, "Your dead kids don't trump my rights."
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 10 February 2023 16:29 (one year ago) link
gotta stick to your core competencies: plumbing, thinking about being rich
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 February 2023 16:32 (one year ago) link
"Your dead kids don't trump my rights."
yeah but look at the verb he used -- prescient!
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 February 2023 16:33 (one year ago) link
yea I think the thing cat turd gets, or maybe was lucky enough to stumble into, is the fact that modern day conservatism is anchored around the idea of feigning total idiocy towards everything. present yourself as the stupidest person alive and you're free to say whatever you want and no one will hold you to task when you're constantly wrong. who's even gonna argue with a dude who posts poop jokes all day? I think Tucker understands this, MTG and Bobo certainly do, probably Trump as well. it's the folks who try to have some sort of consistent ideology or actually try to use logic to prove their points who are constantly getting dunked on. as the article mentions with Kinzinger if you're a Republican who tries to acknowledge basic reality you wind up out of the party real fast.
― frogbs, Friday, 10 February 2023 16:40 (one year ago) link
I think this began with Limbaugh--who was rarely fact-checked or challenged in his most influential period--and when he was he just called you a moron and laughed at you.
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 10 February 2023 16:51 (one year ago) link
Trump does love the poorly educated, iirc.
I said it years ago, we're living in a real life version of one of those snobs vs. slobs comedies. We're Dean Wormer, and the slobs are winning.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 February 2023 17:09 (one year ago) link
imo people hate when things seem publicly intellectualized whether they're actually difficult concepts or not
our version of tall poppy syndrome is specifically for people who "act smart"
― mh, Friday, 10 February 2023 17:47 (one year ago) link
to me that's one of the worst things about Trump as president, his whole shtick was that everything was easy, like my first day in office all the immigrants are gone, I'm gonna fix crime, you'll have the best healthcare, your taxes will be lower, we will have the cleanest air, bing bong bing bong so simple. no plan just some vague suggestion like "the deep state globalists are who's preventing everything from being great so I'm just gonna weed 'em out and it'll all be fixed", which is a style of thinking you associate with YouTube commenters or drunk dudes with trucker hats, not people who have actual, actionable power. but since he became President it all became legitimized, so "Fauci actually created COVID while he was torturing puppies" is now an actual viewpoint you can spout on a major network. I mean look at the Twitter bullshit, they made so much noise about how Twitter was censoring conservatives and trying to influence the election to the point where there's a Congressional hearing about it, during which it comes out that actually pretty much the exact opposite was true, and nobody is gonna get dinged for any of it. you're right this probably did start with Rush.
― frogbs, Friday, 10 February 2023 18:40 (one year ago) link
As President, I would simply pull the lever that says “low gas prices”, not “high gas prices” like all those other idiots
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 10 February 2023 18:57 (one year ago) link
xp I think the thing that people forget is if others are saying fundamentally stupid things you can say that they're fundamentally stupid instead of being the "here's a snopes link" guy
obviously this isn't true across the board, but people want to have that feeling that their views, whether they're well-examined or not, provoke a reaction and are worth defending. and there are just so many things in this world that you can dismiss or not have a strong opinion on, because they're just really dumb
― mh, Friday, 10 February 2023 19:24 (one year ago) link
The site is only loading ~40 tweets total for my entire feed. Previously it was at least ten times that (as in before the latest outage or thereabouts).
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Saturday, 11 February 2023 09:34 (one year ago) link
https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/10/tech/twitter-top-advertiser-decline/index.html
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 February 2023 22:38 (one year ago) link
Does everyone have a check now? I was reading the responses to this tone deaf tweet from the US Ambassador to Afghanistan and all these seeming randos had blue checks.
Are Afghans familiar with #BlackGirlMagic and the movement it inspired? Do Afghan girls need a similar movement? What about Afghan Women? Teach me, ready to learn. #BlackHistoryMonth @Beyonce @lizzo @ReginaKing— Chargé d’Affaires Karen Decker (@USAmbKabul) February 15, 2023
― treeship., Thursday, 16 February 2023 02:09 (one year ago) link
On a related note i can’t believe a government official is taking this kind of cutesy tone when discussing the plight of Afghan women. After all the damage we did to that country—it’s unbelievable
― treeship., Thursday, 16 February 2023 02:11 (one year ago) link
Dear @elonmusk would @Twitter please stop putting warnings on everything from ‘the Kinks’. We are just trying to promote our Kinks music @TheKinks #thekinks60 pic.twitter.com/1sXC4CK4d4— Dave Davies (@davedavieskinks) February 15, 2023
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 16 February 2023 02:35 (one year ago) link
stab the amplifier
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 February 2023 02:37 (one year ago) link
Musk has issues with "Lola", IIRC...
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 16 February 2023 03:15 (one year ago) link
Looking into ithttps://t.co/MgMYUT4jR9— wint (@dril) February 16, 2023
― President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 February 2023 18:15 (one year ago) link
Pay 11.99 just to catch a dril block— Connor (@Imskimzy) February 16, 2023
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 16 February 2023 18:35 (one year ago) link
deleted the app last night in an insomnia fuelled fit of rage at being shown the same tweets over and over in an endless loop. I'll try and stay off this thread too, and the elon musk one. down with rent free mental tenants.
― ledge, Friday, 17 February 2023 08:32 (one year ago) link
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... is this the longest thread on ILX?
― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Friday, 17 February 2023 08:58 (one year ago) link
pitchfork is dumb has 20k lol
― micah, Friday, 17 February 2023 09:38 (one year ago) link
as does why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Friday, 17 February 2023 13:06 (one year ago) link
ILX: Discussing all the important issues.
― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Friday, 17 February 2023 14:06 (one year ago) link
pinching those pennies
NEW: Twitter is planning to unveil a new policy as soon as this afternoon that only Blue subscribers will be able to use SMS-based two-factor authentication, according to company sources.— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) February 17, 2023
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 February 2023 22:01 (one year ago) link
tbf SMS-based 2FA is bad
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 17 February 2023 22:04 (one year ago) link
its bad and prob almost no one really wants it but it also prob does help keep twitter a lil more secure and spam free which are things that are good for twitter the company
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 February 2023 22:16 (one year ago) link
ppl are saying that there could be legal/regulatory problems with this too but idk what they mean
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 February 2023 22:19 (one year ago) link
Coming soon: all non-“blue” subscribers must choose a password that rhymes with “password”
― President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 February 2023 23:22 (one year ago) link
"assward"
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 February 2023 23:29 (one year ago) link
for non-blue subscribers, if someone else tries to use a password that is already taken, it lets you know who it belongs to as well as their personal contact info so you can let them know that you would like to use their password that rhymes with password
― President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 February 2023 23:30 (one year ago) link
Obviously this is a stupid idea, but I do agree that using an authenticator is more secure so I decided to switch. It logged me out of other sesssions, and I logged back in. It sent me an sms code anyway.
― Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 18 February 2023 11:06 (one year ago) link
Just opened the app now to be met with "You must remove two-factor authentication by 19 March 2023 to avoid losing access to Twitter"What a shit show.
― groovypanda, Saturday, 18 February 2023 12:02 (one year ago) link
the phone app is broken as fuck ime
― satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 February 2023 12:04 (one year ago) link
Haha, yeah it's hit and miss if I'll ever get any more posts, lots of random clicking around until it updates
― Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 18 February 2023 13:25 (one year ago) link