Poor kid never had a chance
https://images.ctfassets.net/43cg184ejz07/2uxbIVp34yhJL18tHi0yjH/9d43cd698a421f7da853aea4fe39ea9a/Le-Ballon-Rouge-d-Albert-Lamorisse.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 February 2023 21:13 (one year ago) link
So today we shot down a UFO and then a secret Russian satellite “just exploded”? We’re not going to live to see tomorrow, guys. https://t.co/2h3odIwib8— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 11, 2023
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 February 2023 01:11 (one year ago) link
OK, this is getting silly:
Breaking News: A U.S. jet shot down an unidentified flying object over Canada, acting on the orders of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Canadian and American officials said. https://t.co/o2Q2gHZvrs— The New York Times (@nytimes) February 11, 2023
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 February 2023 23:08 (one year ago) link
well, uhm, okay?
I am aware of the object in Montana air space and remain in close contact with senior DOD and Administration officials. I am closely monitoring the situation and am receiving regular updates. I will continue to demand answers for the American public.— Senator Jon Tester (@SenatorTester) February 12, 2023
― "i'm grateful." (Austin), Sunday, 12 February 2023 02:37 (one year ago) link
https://josmarlopes.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/keep-watching-the-skies.jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 12 February 2023 21:23 (one year ago) link
Wait, there was *another* one?
US military shoots down another flying object over Lake Huron near Canada, in fourth such incident this month https://t.co/icbvFXONYZ— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) February 12, 2023
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 February 2023 21:32 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdmOH8bDBF4
― mark s, Sunday, 12 February 2023 21:40 (one year ago) link
what i don’t understand is why they’re sending fighter jets to shoot down some slow moving bullshit like a balloon. surely this would be better handled by airwolf
― the late great, Monday, 13 February 2023 21:27 (one year ago) link
what about Balloon Boy?? is he in danger
https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:640/format:webp/1*gwKTAHQqa_PAgQnw9tzJcQ.jpeg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 February 2023 21:39 (one year ago) link
Dogs having fun with a balloon.. 🎈 pic.twitter.com/2qQAulSCvV— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 13, 2023
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 February 2023 22:43 (one year ago) link
Each one since the original balloon being a different distinct shape is a weird detail (of the few available).
― nashwan, Monday, 13 February 2023 23:09 (one year ago) link
maybe they came in a fun pak of 12 different shapes, including animals
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 13 February 2023 23:46 (one year ago) link
https://www.thesprucecrafts.com/thmb/Y672BWFJB950qUCg8w9aiNT_OQk=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/GettyImages-90339990-586b54d73df78ce2c33d2deb.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 February 2023 23:51 (one year ago) link
xxp just like neon genesis evangelion!
― the late great, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 01:39 (one year ago) link
"octagon with strings" or whatever had me thinking of the angels
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 02:09 (one year ago) link
https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/styles/blog-post-embedded--tablet-1_5x/public/2022/08/jja_0133_comp.1055.jpg
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 02:55 (one year ago) link
#BREAKING US says no indication that three downed aerial objects were Chinese or spying pic.twitter.com/M7GA0O5epr— AFP News Agency (@AFP) February 14, 2023
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 15:41 (one year ago) link
https://cdn.bargainballoons.com/products/Betallic-Balloons/Everyday-2015-Balloons/Large-Balloons/35022-29-inches-Foil-Shape-Party-Alien-balloons.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 15:42 (one year ago) link
Late to this but I very much hope the appropriate people are thinking of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_(band)
― serif don't like it (rock the typeface) (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 15:46 (one year ago) link
NORAD followed Holtzman shield rules
― Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link
the messaging around this is bizarre, it doesn't seem like there is even an angle they're trying to propagate. basically think it's various entities trying to do some ass-covering and tripping over each other
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 18:10 (one year ago) link
Authorities in China are preparing to shoot down an unidentified flying object currently over Shandong Province, according to Chinese state media. And while it’s not immediately clear who the flying object might belong to, every country is now looking to the skies with more skepticism, ever since the U.S. military shot down a Chinese spy balloon a little over a week ago.
Lol. Suuuuure, China.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2023 15:13 (one year ago) link
The three shot down after the Chinese one are likely hobbyists' balloons.
https://aviationweek.com/defense-space/aircraft-propulsion/hobby-clubs-missing-balloon-feared-shot-down-usaf
― nickn, Thursday, 16 February 2023 23:26 (one year ago) link
What, can aliens not have hobbies?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 February 2023 23:33 (one year ago) link
The amount of people, if you can call them that, who are desperate for a conspiracy or aliens is, as they say, too damn high.
― brotherlovesdub, Thursday, 16 February 2023 23:34 (one year ago) link
A nearby ham radio club has been making these for over a year. Here's how:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDDezwZ8QM
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 16 February 2023 23:50 (one year ago) link
https://spyballoonsim.hornetsnestguild.com/
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 08:35 (one year ago) link