Things you were shockingly old when you learned

does the moon swing around the other way in the southern hemisphere? i think it will if its orbit is anywhere near Equatorial

― koogs, Sunday, February 12, 2023 11:04 PM

The shockingly dumb way I learned this: https://www.vox.com/2015/2/22/8087847/simpsons-southern-hemisphere

Also, I've been there, and the whole damn sky is upside-down.

the only time i visited sydney i couldn't figure out why my mental map was all wrong - i kept on thinking the coast was in the opposite direction. eventually realised the sun was in the wrong half of the sky.

in other shockingly old news, i learned the other day that 'game and watch' was a game and... a watch! i thought it meant you er watched the game. i never owned one btw.

You never owned a watch?

I mean, you can be forgiven for that seeing as that form factor is hardly close to the modern concept of a watch

It wasn't until living in the same house for a decade and walking the dog at night that I noticed that full moon would rise over the same spot. Then I noticed when there were planets in the sky, along with the moon, they all formed an arc that more-or-less I could visualize as a ring around Earth, like Saturn. And that gave me a sense of where I was standing on the globe, looking out at that plane passing through the equator.

thinking about it, the galactic plane and the equator aren't aligned. that's why we have tropics, the 23ish degree axis tilt.

https://www.sciencealert.com/images/2018-11/TheMoonsOrientation.jpg

still freaks me out

not to scale

And both sides claim to see a man in the moon, which i don't see at all.

xp What I take from that is if you wish to view the moon from the Northern Hemisphere, you are supposed to be wearing a dress. Probably it's a good idea to be at least fifty thousand feet tall.

Life pro tip: if you are fifty thousand feet tall and you're wearing a dress, put on some bike shorts or something.

there is no right side up of the moon, really

Near side, far side, we’re all in the same gang.

and there is no 'dark side' of the moon, right? just a side that we can't see from the ground, but it's not like it's shrouded in darkness 24/7

That's true yeah, we can only see about 55% of the moon's surface from earth, the other side permanently faces away. And although the track of the sun and the moon is on the northern half of the sky here in the southern hemisphere, it doesn't make things flip north-south. South America is still south of North America even when you're in the southern hemisphere. A ship sailing south continues to sail south when it crosses the equator. The moon does not orbit in the same plane as the sun, otherwise there would be total eclipses every month. It's angled at 23° to the sun's plane / ecliptic just like the earth's axis of rotation. Sometimes it's south of the ecliptic, sometimes it's north of the ecliptic.
The argument about which is "top" and "bottom" of the moon, or whether the horns point left or right when you're looking at a waxing crescent, is explained in the diagram above. But rising slightly south of east is slightly south of east wherever you are on earth.

the bottom of the moon is clearly the point that's nearest the earth

even lacking an atmosphere the moon does rotate doesn't it. so the idea of a dark side of the moon being a permanent quality is just a matter of perspective or momentary happenstance. Seems like at one point people thought there was a specific light/dark breakdown of the moon surface one permanently in one condition one in the other. But if that did happen it is before a less terracentric view of the universe came about.

And both sides claim to see a man in the moon, which i don't see at all.

― pplains, Monday, February 13, 2023 8:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I just got back from Sri Lanka. They often draw a rabbit in the moon and I could totally see it while I was out there.

I just learnt that watermelons and pumpkins are part of the same fruit family.

and bloody cucumbers, all of them mess me up

would you believe
they put a rabbit the moon

> even lacking an atmosphere the moon does rotate doesn't it.

it's gravity locked to earth so the same side always faces us. meaning we only see one side. but the other side isn't 'dark' as such, it gets as much light as the side we see (moon days are 14 earth days iirc)

the rabbit thing was on QI, along with some people seeing marge simpson.

If you believe

They put a Marge on the moon

(With apologies to mookieproof)

Does a rabbit have a specific status in Indonesian lore or anything?
Trickster deity or anything? I think they do elsewhere.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_rabbit

https://ahseeit.com//king-include/uploads/2021/01/69564895_879912042392288_6093823431670762695_n-3924907461.jpg

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grown up men discussing the merit of billboard hot 100 pop music

I'm being followed by a moon rabbit, moon rabbit, moon rabbit.

what the

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_in_the_Moon#/media/File:Man_In_The_Moon2.png

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_in_the_Moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nXrjWe3tR8

月のうさぎ

can a mod turn all of CerebralCosplay's posts into a pic of Balthazar Getty from Lost Highway.

TIL that sometimes doctors use maggots to treat wounds

― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, February 12, 2023 1:38 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol, I just randomly learned this yesterday from a kids book about houseflies that I read to my daughter

username checks out

The Jam song title, "Billy Hunt", is rhyming slang.

Welp, I just learned that now too. First heard the song 38 years ago and loved it, but found it slightly confusing (likely similar to most American Jam fans’ reactions to many of their songs).

huh. if it is what i am guessing, i am glad I have the scot form of “Venator.”

Well, the actual (Cockney) rhyming slang is Berkshire (or Berkeley) Hunt - shortened to "berk" - but it seems pretty obvious to me now that the name "Billy Hunt" was chosen for rhyming reasons (also it's apparently Australian rhyming slang).

we find it clearer to just use the word

You mean you say Silly Hunt instead of Billy Hunt...

never heard of billy hunt fwiw

Also: 'Unchained Melody' is a cover, the original of which was released a decade before the Righteous Brothers' version.

― Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Saturday, March 20, 2021 12:00 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

Also: "Unchained Melody" is a melody written for the 1955 prison film Unchained, hence the title.

Oh wow - I always just thought "hmm, that's a fucking odd title but OK"

"actually this melody seems pretty chained"

^^^me for years

Also: "Unchained Melody" is a melody written for the 1955 prison film Unchained, hence the title.

I was shockingly old when I posted that itt a few weeks ago.

Pete and Repeat in Riverside Drowning Repost Shockah!

That the word cigarette just means 'small cigar'.