Elon Musk

bachelor arms would be a great name for a fisting event.

some men are very immature and respond to pain by crawling back into the womb of boyhood

ah interesting

Tesla is recalling ~10% of all the cars it has ever sold https://t.co/5vFaQYEz49

— hal 👾 (@halhod) February 16, 2023

Tesla is voluntarily recalling 362,758 vehicles equipped with the company’s experimental driver-assistance software, which is marketed as Full Self-Driving Beta or FSD Beta, in the US, according to a recall notice out Thursday. Tesla will deliver an over-the-air software update to cars to address the issues, the recall notice said.

The FSD Beta system may cause crashes by allowing the affected vehicles to: “Act unsafe around intersections, such as traveling straight through an intersection while in a turn-only lane, entering a stop sign-controlled intersection without coming to a complete stop, or proceeding into an intersection during a steady yellow traffic signal without due caution,” according to a safety recall report on the website of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.

The FSD Beta system may also have trouble responding appropriately “to changes in posted speed limits,” the notice said.

and now this!

Tesla fires dozens of employees in retaliation for organizing

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/02/16/tesla-fires-dozens-of-workers-over-union-campaign-complaint-alleges.html

man thats just brazen

fwiw muting him works better than blocking

Killing him would be even better.

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F87c19e14-6bf8-4f74-ad48-0a9ebe2345ca_1328x832.png

This just popped up for me. I don't even know how to start doing this. pic.twitter.com/mrMac8VKRA

— Mr. Mark Potts (@mrmarkpotts) February 18, 2023

As the former lead for Ads at Twitter, I can confidently say this man has no idea wtf he's talking about https://t.co/Hw4TfkFNJH

— bruce.falck() 🦗 (@boo) February 17, 2023

Tesla thinks train is bunch of slow trucks pic.twitter.com/1cidVc58tC

— James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) February 19, 2023

Convoy!

let's be real: a train really is a series of slow trucks

someone had to say it

they even toot their horns like slow trucks do

what do these people think the bronze age was like pic.twitter.com/tMc9WS8vZ2

— m (@kept_simple) February 20, 2023

weirdos

not sure why i posted that here, other than andreessen being a twitter investor and also because i immediately imagined elon tweeting "interesting" in response to that

Why did the Bronze Age collapse? It got too woke. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Bronze_Age_collapse?wprov=sfti1

I remember this season of Game of Thrones.

Competing theories of the cause of the Late Bronze Age collapse have been proposed since the 19th century. These include volcanic eruptions, droughts, disease, invasions by the Sea Peoples or migrations of the Dorians, economic disruptions due to increased ironworking, and changes in military technology and methods that brought the decline of chariot warfare.

i have honestly never heard of anyone hoping to restore the bronze age. i truly don't even know what he means by that. kudos to him for coming up with something new i guess

The Bronze Age thing is a rancid shtick like all the rest of the aggressive half-jokey Proud Boy/Boogaloo Boys bullshit. White supremacist fantasizing.

The nerds triumphed, and proceeded to replicate a creepily envious conception of the value system of the jocks who had oppressed them.

— Matt Steinglass's Elon Musk parody acct 🇺🇸 🇳🇱 (@mattsteinglass) February 21, 2023

wow someone needs to watch revenge of the nerds two where they become friends

tesla just forgot to make new models or what

Imagine the head of the China Passenger Car Association saying this about your company. $TSLAhttps://t.co/YQSewueTiI pic.twitter.com/drtbhmazvv

— Motorhead (@BradMunchen) February 20, 2023

btw i saw a tesla x the one with the fold up doors charging in the dead mall parking lot today not a common site in northern vermont

then later i saw them taking in a senic vista with the doors up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vGthsqPOsk

lol rough whyd they make it on the back doors but not the front hey check out these cool doors i never use

my close friend was with our friend I know though him in a tesla this past week, and the FSD got turned on. it was for a route in a suburb, pretty open streets that are marked, and it tried to move into non-lanes or turn where there wasn’t a turn a half-dozen times

tbrr this tesla owner is the guy who has owned every windows phone, he has beta tester personality

also how have people not made the joke that FSD beta is for betas

Why did the Bronze Age collapse? It got too woke.

based on no knowledge i was like "they were drinking lead" but i guess that's one of the guesses

wow someone needs to watch revenge of the nerds two where they become friends

i wanna say nah they need pt 3 where everyone is totally enslaved/indentured by nerd billionaires and a few jock crony oligarchs is more on point, but some shit's not funny is it?

it end's up ok, some marry indie stars and have kids named c3po and shit

or ends

(Anyone seriously interested in Bronze Age Collapse stuff would do well to check out the recent Tides of History episodes on the matter -- if you start here, go through the end of the season and the beginning of the new one, you'll find a lot of good stuff:

https://wondery.com/shows/tides-of-history/season/4/?epPage=12

I admit to being a regular Wyman listener, he does his job very well.)

Also the book “1177 B.C. The Year Civilization Collapsed”

if i remember correctly, that was the year when non-aggressive, doubtful people briefly asserted themselves. the buildings weren't very tall back then, but nonetheless they began falling down out of weakness

"if people aren't aggressively procreating within me, why should i even be here", asked one local building

People looking back through history always imagine that they would have been the ones in the palace

— Adrian Bonenberger (@AdrianBonenber1) February 20, 2023

Easily verified by the high percentage of 'past life regressions' that replicate that fantasy. And even if they weren't some warrior-prince or a queen, they were something vaguely glamorous, like a witch-herbalist-healer who was revered by all. Never a starving peasant kicked in the head by an ox as a child.

"Dennis, there's some lovely filth over 'ere!"

"No one wore ox helmets when we were kids, and I turned out alright!"

Elon Musk getting closer and closer with Andrew Tate's friend group https://t.co/ua32InzzV3

— Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge) February 23, 2023

wonder if elon will lose all his companies and just end up a sad right wing influencer

it’s coming

xp already got the Divorced for it

re bronze age retvrn

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpxYwPaXwAEikBi?format=jpg&name=large

fwiw i dont know the source of the photo or really anything about it but i love it

bronze age mindset going to town on some ribs baby!

btw i love that mindset has become a dumb guy buzzword its perfect

XPs "I want my Bronze-back Bronze-back Bronze-back Mindset"

<BARBECUE SAUCE>

oh wow what a feast. the first rule of bronze age mindset is never be outside for more than 5 minutes.

Majors, L-R: communications, psychology, computer science, chemical engineering, business, indeterminate