Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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Also: "Unchained Melody" is a melody written for the 1955 prison film Unchained, hence the title.

I was shockingly old when I posted that itt a few weeks ago.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Friday, 24 February 2023 13:19 (one year ago) link

Pete and Repeat in Riverside Drowning Repost Shockah!

Huey “Piano” Smithers-Jones (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 24 February 2023 13:22 (one year ago) link

That the word cigarette just means 'small cigar'.

into the crypt of ray reardon (Matt #2), Friday, 24 February 2023 13:34 (one year ago) link

Yes; and "mandolin" means "small mandola."

It's easy enough to see that violin is to viola as mandolin is to mandola.

As an owner of multiple mandolins and mandolas, I was interested to find out that mandolas predate mandolins.

So "mandola" doesn't mean "big mandolin"; it's the other way round.

nat king cole slaw (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 February 2023 14:25 (one year ago) link

Also: "Unchained Melody" is a melody written for the 1955 prison film Unchained, hence the title.

I was shockingly old when I posted that itt a few weeks ago.

― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.),

Huh, I did a ctrl+F and could only find the Old Lunch post I quoted. And that is still the case. Possibly my browser struggles with the size of thread, or could it be that it was posted in another one? No big matter, happy to yield ilx precedence on this one!

anatol_merklich, Friday, 24 February 2023 14:56 (one year ago) link

(I enjoyed the factoid, both times around!)

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Friday, 24 February 2023 15:14 (one year ago) link

Quite probably that's where I picked it up in the first place!

anatol_merklich, Friday, 24 February 2023 15:33 (one year ago) link

when "ghosted" became a big part of online vernacular I devised from context that it referred to killing a person, therefore turning them into a ghost. took like a year to realize it didn't mean that at all.

frogbs, Friday, 24 February 2023 15:36 (one year ago) link

Wow, I admire your credulity at the level of murder casually taking place.

Alba, Friday, 24 February 2023 15:49 (one year ago) link

Iirc it has something to do with pottery wheels

nat king cole slaw (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 February 2023 16:02 (one year ago) link

The evil Nazi in Raiders of the lost ark is the same actor as the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder. WTF.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 26 February 2023 23:57 (one year ago) link

Ronald Lacey? He was creepy, insinuating or pathetic in so much British TV/cinema I'm surprised to learn he was only 55 when he died.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 27 February 2023 08:46 (one year ago) link

they've changed the legal marriage age to 18 in the uk (oh, england and wales only. so gretna green is relevant again). i figured i'd've heard about this before now.

koogs, Monday, 27 February 2023 09:01 (one year ago) link

It only happened today!

Alba, Monday, 27 February 2023 09:11 (one year ago) link

yeah, there were articles last april. but you'd think there'd've been more of a fuss.

koogs, Monday, 27 February 2023 09:12 (one year ago) link

Iirc it has something to do with pottery wheels

Yesterday I learned that pottery wheels were the first wheels ever invented, in ancient Mesopotamia, and it was [insert really long time here] before anyone had the idea of turning them sideways as a means of conveyance.

fetter, Monday, 27 February 2023 09:48 (one year ago) link

"Look at this, Ma!"

Alba, Monday, 27 February 2023 10:31 (one year ago) link

That sounds below the normal range of human hearing <20Hz are called infrasound.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 27 February 2023 12:43 (one year ago) link

Magnetic Field is Made of Photons

https://van.physics.illinois.edu/ask/listing/414

koogs, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 11:23 (one year ago) link

but a photon detector near a magnet won't detect anything...

ledge, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 11:43 (one year ago) link

The evil Nazi in Raiders of the lost ark is the same actor as the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder. WTF.

ha, incredible

nashwan, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 12:01 (one year ago) link

Thora Hird was Mel Tormé’s mother-in-law for a decade in the ‘60s and ‘70s!

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 14:20 (one year ago) link

Despite having listened to it literally hundreds of times from the age of 12 and up, this morning was afaict the first time I realized that Led Zeppelin's "D'yer Maker" is just an exaggerated play on saying "Jamaica."

This is up there (or down there) with me somehow only recognizing "Rubber Soul" as a pun a few years ago.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 12:17 (one year ago) link

I'm assuming it's from the extremely old joke about someone's wife going to the West Indies.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 13:26 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I dunno! I think that's what I'd always heard, but I have no idea what the joke is. But I heard a DJ say it this morning and it just clicked. "D'yer Maker." "Jer-maker." "Jamaica."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 13:48 (one year ago) link

Jokes you were shockingly old when you heard

Alba, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:07 (one year ago) link

It's:

My wife went on holiday to the West Indies
Jamaica?
No she went of her own accord

Alba, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:08 (one year ago) link

My wife went on holiday to the West Indies
Jamaica?
No, Turks and Caicos Islands

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:10 (one year ago) link

I forced my wife to go to the Caribbean
Jamaica?
That’s right, Jamaica.

piedro àlamodevar (wins), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:25 (one year ago) link

My wife went on holiday to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
Yes, but she Haiti’d it.

Wile E. Galore (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:27 (one year ago) link

I called it Dyer Maker right up until the day I started doing night work at the classic rock station.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:51 (one year ago) link

The callers on the request line called it the one that went OH Oh Oh-oh-oh Oh OH.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:52 (one year ago) link

My wife went on holiday to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
Sure, put it on! I love Led Zeppelin!

Josefa, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 15:17 (one year ago) link

(In fact we can listen to the whole album, the wife won't be back for a week)

Josefa, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 15:23 (one year ago) link

No, we didn't even sign a non-disclosure agreeement

nat king cole slaw (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 15:46 (one year ago) link

Other Zeppelin pun titles you might have missed if you didn't notice the apostrophe:

"No Quart 'er"
"Gallow's Pole"
"The Battle of Ev 'er More"
"The Rov 'er"
"Tramp 'led Und 'er Foot"
"Walt 'er's Walk"

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 15:56 (one year ago) link

"Bron-Y-Aur? I hardly know 'er!"

budo jeru, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 16:02 (one year ago) link

Little-known zepfact: John Bonham once vomited in a hotel stairwell and it inspired "Stairway to Heavin'"

nat king cole slaw (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 16:27 (one year ago) link

a fan that attended the drama program at Carnegie Mellon that Plant befriended on a US tour was the inspiration for "Danson Days"

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 16:35 (one year ago) link

The Jamaica in New York is etymologically unrelated to the Caribbean island

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 18:00 (one year ago) link

John Bonham once vomited in a hotel stairwell

Just once?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 18:53 (one year ago) link

The evil Nazi in Raiders of the lost ark is the same actor as the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder. WTF.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce),

Because he looked slightly Asian to my 10-year-old eyes, I thought he was a Japanese ally of the Nazis lol. Of course, these countries didn't sign the Tripartite Pact for another three years.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 18:58 (one year ago) link

I was 40 something years old when I realised that in this scene he's just a hat on a stick

Yup. My favorite RAIDERS cheat is how they dealt with an absent Ronald Lacey at the end of the truck chase. Looks almost like it’s just Toht’s hat and coat and not much else. pic.twitter.com/hmTV9wRMQj

— Charles de Lauzirika (@Lauzirika) June 14, 2018

nate woolls, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 20:17 (one year ago) link

Little-known zepfact: John Bonham once vomited in a hotel stairwell and it inspired "Stairway to Heavin'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zxBiY0_BBw

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 March 2023 12:39 (one year ago) link

as it is De La Soul Day, I just realized Trugoy is yogurt spelled backwards.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 3 March 2023 22:49 (one year ago) link

Pos is Sound Sop!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 March 2023 01:16 (one year ago) link

as it is De La Soul Day, I just realized Trugoy is yogurt spelled backwards.

― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, March 3, 2023 4:49 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao, nice find! i didn't know this either.

budo jeru, Saturday, 4 March 2023 03:32 (one year ago) link

That Pictures at an Exhibition was actually written as a piano piece, and the orchestral version everyone knows was adapted by Ravel.


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