Elon Musk

btw funny thing about the bronze age collapse for all the stories told, the sea peoples is one of the most mysterious names ever, it like many collapses was likely precipitated by unfavorable climate change

yeah iirc it was climate + a bunch of earthquakes in the main iirc

i still support the sea peoples tho they seem cool

i def align with the sea peoples they stole the grain when the time was right

sailing around the mediterranean with your best buds raiding once great civilizations what could be better

i failed to die at 26. I failed to have the bronze age mindset.

Clay it’s good to see your posts!

thank you so much! i am recovering well and i love to post

climate change and sea peoples aren't mutually exclusive! storms, earthquakes, fires, the lashing rain, the unprecedented breakers, riding atop them: the sea peoples

one day everyone just wakes up like well time to set fire to the palace and they're otm

because the palace is where the servers are and the servers are defended only by the guys in the pic above

^^^ bronze age mindset

glad you're well clay!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fp5WbG2akAIwuzE?format=jpg&name=large

Sick of this

Esther got laid off.

https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-twitter-layoffs-esther-crawford-1850162371

Twitter CEO Elon Musk has a message for employees: Loyalty means nothing. Over the weekend, Musk laid off more than 50 employees at the social media company, including one of his most vocal supporters, product head Esther Crawford.

Crawford famously made headlines back in November when she quote-tweeted a photo of herself sleeping at the office days after Musk took over Twitter in order to meet his crazy deadlines. Despite criticism from folks who said Musk was making Twitter employees work round the clock to prove themselves, Crawford took it in stride, stating at the time that “doing hard things requires sacrifice.” The Platformer newsletter first reported Crawford’s dismissal.

yeah we've been gossiping about it on the twitter thread

oh whoops, thanks. my bookmarks went back to zero and i haven't added the twitter one on there yet

lmao

BREAKING: Elon Musk says he looking to develop a non-woke AI rival to counter ChatGPT.

— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) February 28, 2023

I’d say this is some skynet shit but it’ll just crash and burn like all his other projects

shitnet

Looking into it is he

Concerning!

normal times

Full video of the actual puja (worship) of Elon Musk at Bangalore, India.

Men's Activists of SIFF used to be often shadow banned from twitter by previous woke admins of the company.

After Elon Musk fired them, the MRAs have got back their right to free speech.

Elon Musk Puja pic.twitter.com/zzBoTiTuOV

— Save Indian Family Foundation (@realsiff) February 27, 2023

I’d say this is some skynet shit but it’ll just crash and burn like all his other projects

― giant bat fucker (gyac), Tuesday, February 28, 2023 12:19 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink\

this is the way the world ends, with rival AIs tweeting "OK Groomer" and "Die in a fire!" at each other forever

do people not realize they can just post the n word themselves

Better to just blame the robot.

The “can I use slurs to avert the apocalypse” tweets from a couple of weeks ago were A+.

good news, we'll finally have an AI that will use the n word to prevent a nuclear explosion. and then several hundred times after that too.

Just like in the "should we torture y/n" days when we were very worried that squeamish human rights do-gooders would stop Kiefer Sutherland from waterboarding the guy who would tell him where the nuke was set to go off.

did you know Kiefer Sutherland’s daughter played the daughter of the main character on Veep? makes u think

They need to build more Julia Louis Dreyfus co-stars who Don’t say the n word

what if its to keep the show from getting canceled tho

this is the way the world ends, with rival AIs tweeting "OK Groomer" and "Die in a fire!" at each other forever

(last page of Wally Wood's adaptation of Ray Bradbury's There Will Come Soft Rains in EC's Weird Fantasy #17)

Tesla is barring some of its biggest boosters, who flew in specifically to see the event, from attending Investor Day today — and for what appear to be either petty or unexplained reasons pic.twitter.com/JnRpzANICk

— Brian Merchant (@bcmerchant) March 1, 2023

"honestly close to crying, this is heartbreaking" lmaoooooooooooooooo what a dork

sucks to get dumped (by car company)

if I won many millions of dollars, I wouldn't retire, I'd just locate the companies with the most Elon-esque CEOs, con people into hiring me for key roles, and deliberately sabotage major projects and violate NDAs and share secrets with competitors .

i hope he'll be ok

honda might be looking for a sycophantic rich asshole, could try emailing or following them for a while and see if it works out

nevertheless

ARK's first "GitHub" model published in 2019 had over 5 million Tesla robotaxis on the road doing 585 billion miles, this year (2023). The actual number will be zero. pic.twitter.com/qM7YuYUZjF

— Keubiko🇺🇦 (@Keubiko) March 6, 2023

lets see what he's responding to as his website continues to misfire

Super concerning

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 6, 2023

good lord

its true you can be a total moron and still have like 10 kids

lol this made me look up his IQ, which is not known but has been "estimated" at 150-155

(i.e. this is what *he* says it is i suspect) (lying as usual)

(IQ is a garbage measure in any case but also haha no way)

yeah i estimate my iq to be *turns to assistant* whats the highest number

I'm also super concerned about a 23-year-old study that reveals nerds don't get laid in high school

if you kill elon you become the new elon

Elon Musk now has bodyguards flank him everywhere inside Twitter HQ — including accompanying him to the bathroom. He is reportedly paranoid that someone in the company may go rogue & stage a coup. https://t.co/BdTQvvJmqg

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) March 6, 2023

I certainly believe that Elton is Super concerned that there may be demographics of children not having enough sex

How many jars of his own piss are presently taking the place of all the staff he fired

In the words of Nigel Tufnel, "What are the hours?"