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lag∞n, Sunday, 26 February 2023 17:31 (one year ago) link

Sick of this

giant bat fucker (gyac), Sunday, 26 February 2023 17:35 (one year ago) link

Esther got laid off.

https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-twitter-layoffs-esther-crawford-1850162371

Twitter CEO Elon Musk has a message for employees: Loyalty means nothing. Over the weekend, Musk laid off more than 50 employees at the social media company, including one of his most vocal supporters, product head Esther Crawford.

Crawford famously made headlines back in November when she quote-tweeted a photo of herself sleeping at the office days after Musk took over Twitter in order to meet his crazy deadlines. Despite criticism from folks who said Musk was making Twitter employees work round the clock to prove themselves, Crawford took it in stride, stating at the time that “doing hard things requires sacrifice.” The Platformer newsletter first reported Crawford’s dismissal.

z_tbd, Monday, 27 February 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link

yeah we've been gossiping about it on the twitter thread

mh, Monday, 27 February 2023 18:38 (one year ago) link

oh whoops, thanks. my bookmarks went back to zero and i haven't added the twitter one on there yet

z_tbd, Monday, 27 February 2023 19:36 (one year ago) link

lmao

BREAKING: Elon Musk says he looking to develop a non-woke AI rival to counter ChatGPT.

— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) February 28, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 17:18 (one year ago) link

I’d say this is some skynet shit but it’ll just crash and burn like all his other projects

giant bat fucker (gyac), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 17:19 (one year ago) link

shitnet

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link

Looking into it is he

piedro àlamodevar (wins), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 17:23 (one year ago) link

Concerning!

giant bat fucker (gyac), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 17:30 (one year ago) link

normal times

Full video of the actual puja (worship) of Elon Musk at Bangalore, India.

Men's Activists of SIFF used to be often shadow banned from twitter by previous woke admins of the company.

After Elon Musk fired them, the MRAs have got back their right to free speech.

Elon Musk Puja pic.twitter.com/zzBoTiTuOV

— Save Indian Family Foundation (@realsiff) February 27, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 17:30 (one year ago) link

I’d say this is some skynet shit but it’ll just crash and burn like all his other projects

― giant bat fucker (gyac), Tuesday, February 28, 2023 12:19 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink\

this is the way the world ends, with rival AIs tweeting "OK Groomer" and "Die in a fire!" at each other forever

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 17:40 (one year ago) link

do people not realize they can just post the n word themselves

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 17:57 (one year ago) link

Better to just blame the robot.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 18:19 (one year ago) link

The “can I use slurs to avert the apocalypse” tweets from a couple of weeks ago were A+.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 18:24 (one year ago) link

good news, we'll finally have an AI that will use the n word to prevent a nuclear explosion. and then several hundred times after that too.

frogbs, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 18:41 (one year ago) link

Just like in the "should we torture y/n" days when we were very worried that squeamish human rights do-gooders would stop Kiefer Sutherland from waterboarding the guy who would tell him where the nuke was set to go off.

did you know Kiefer Sutherland’s daughter played the daughter of the main character on Veep? makes u think

mh, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 03:26 (one year ago) link

They need to build more Julia Louis Dreyfus co-stars who Don’t say the n word

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 03:50 (one year ago) link

what if its to keep the show from getting canceled tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 03:58 (one year ago) link

this is the way the world ends, with rival AIs tweeting "OK Groomer" and "Die in a fire!" at each other forever


https://marswillsendnomore.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/weirdfantasy17repro-47.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 05:12 (one year ago) link

(last page of Wally Wood's adaptation of Ray Bradbury's There Will Come Soft Rains in EC's Weird Fantasy #17)

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 05:53 (one year ago) link

Tesla is barring some of its biggest boosters, who flew in specifically to see the event, from attending Investor Day today — and for what appear to be either petty or unexplained reasons pic.twitter.com/JnRpzANICk

— Brian Merchant (@bcmerchant) March 1, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 March 2023 17:32 (one year ago) link

"honestly close to crying, this is heartbreaking" lmaoooooooooooooooo what a dork

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 2 March 2023 17:34 (one year ago) link

sucks to get dumped (by car company)

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 March 2023 17:36 (one year ago) link

if I won many millions of dollars, I wouldn't retire, I'd just locate the companies with the most Elon-esque CEOs, con people into hiring me for key roles, and deliberately sabotage major projects and violate NDAs and share secrets with competitors .

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 March 2023 17:36 (one year ago) link

i hope he'll be ok

honda might be looking for a sycophantic rich asshole, could try emailing or following them for a while and see if it works out

z_tbd, Thursday, 2 March 2023 17:37 (one year ago) link

nevertheless

ARK's first "GitHub" model published in 2019 had over 5 million Tesla robotaxis on the road doing 585 billion miles, this year (2023). The actual number will be zero. pic.twitter.com/qM7YuYUZjF

— Keubiko🇺🇦 (@Keubiko) March 6, 2023

lag∞n, Monday, 6 March 2023 16:14 (one year ago) link

lets see what he's responding to as his website continues to misfire

Super concerning

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 6, 2023

frogbs, Monday, 6 March 2023 17:56 (one year ago) link

good lord

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 6 March 2023 17:56 (one year ago) link

its true you can be a total moron and still have like 10 kids

frogbs, Monday, 6 March 2023 18:00 (one year ago) link

lol this made me look up his IQ, which is not known but has been "estimated" at 150-155

(i.e. this is what *he* says it is i suspect) (lying as usual)

(IQ is a garbage measure in any case but also haha no way)

mark s, Monday, 6 March 2023 18:12 (one year ago) link

yeah i estimate my iq to be *turns to assistant* whats the highest number

lag∞n, Monday, 6 March 2023 18:30 (one year ago) link

I'm also super concerned about a 23-year-old study that reveals nerds don't get laid in high school

rob, Monday, 6 March 2023 18:40 (one year ago) link

if you kill elon you become the new elon

Elon Musk now has bodyguards flank him everywhere inside Twitter HQ — including accompanying him to the bathroom. He is reportedly paranoid that someone in the company may go rogue & stage a coup. https://t.co/BdTQvvJmqg

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) March 6, 2023

lag∞n, Monday, 6 March 2023 18:45 (one year ago) link

I certainly believe that Elton is Super concerned that there may be demographics of children not having enough sex

piedro àlamodevar (wins), Monday, 6 March 2023 18:48 (one year ago) link

How many jars of his own piss are presently taking the place of all the staff he fired

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 6 March 2023 18:56 (one year ago) link

In the words of Nigel Tufnel, "What are the hours?"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 March 2023 19:00 (one year ago) link

has he endorsed phrenology yet? seems like his kind of thing

z_tbd, Monday, 6 March 2023 19:01 (one year ago) link

he'll need to have some head sculpting

liberal with a capital LIE (Hunt3r), Monday, 6 March 2023 19:21 (one year ago) link

what a pos

there’s no reason to treat someone like this

just an absolutely horrible person pic.twitter.com/kFiH5G2VUJ

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) March 7, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 03:33 (one year ago) link

idk if that guy was for real but still

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 03:37 (one year ago) link

monstrous

treeship., Tuesday, 7 March 2023 03:40 (one year ago) link

that might be the most unprofessional thing I've ever seen, fuck this asshole

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 03:41 (one year ago) link

i would imagine he could get sued for publicly humiliating an employee who was just trying to figure out if he was fired or not after the company failed to communicate with him

treeship., Tuesday, 7 March 2023 03:43 (one year ago) link

he also doesn't understand the point of office space. having to constantly justify your existence to heartless bureacrats is what drives people to despair at initech. the audience is meant to laugh -- bitterly -- at management's lack of humanity, not the employee's lack of relevance.

treeship., Tuesday, 7 March 2023 03:44 (one year ago) link

can't imagine how horrible this guy must be in private if he's willing to do that in public

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 04:11 (one year ago) link

idk if that guy was for real but still

― lag∞n, Monday, March 6, 2023 9:37 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Obv can't vouch for the specific details of his job, but he did work there:

https://www.icelandreview.com/news/halli-laid-off-from-twitter/

jaymc, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 05:25 (one year ago) link

Also suffers from muscular dystrophy.

Mr Thorleifsson is worried that Mr Musk will not honour the contract he signed with Twitter when he sold them his company.

"This is extremely stressful. This is my retirement fund, a way to take care of myself and my family as my disease progresses. Having the richest man in the world on the other end of this, potentially refusing to stand by contracts is not easy for me to accept," he said.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-64871183

anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 07:49 (one year ago) link

He seems like a real dude, and also a real dude

https://www.euronews.com/2023/02/06/access-all-areas-meet-the-man-building-a-thousand-wheelchair-ramps-in-iceland

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 10:12 (one year ago) link


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