Twitter C/D

dramatic satisfaction demanded this result sadly for ms crawford

crawford getting shitcanned is great, but nothing beats this one

NEW: Luke Simon -- one of Elon Musk's top lieutenants at Twitter -- appears to be out. He's been deactivated on Slack.

— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) December 23, 2022

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkrjRUQXkBEx7Bx?format=jpg&name=small

wtf is wrong w people

Cool that she has others things on deck

Playing video games is a really fun & connective way to spend family time — especially cooperative games like Overcooked, Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime, Cuphead and It Takes Two. 🎮

— Esther Crawford ✨ (@esthercrawford) January 9, 2023

I personally knew one (1) engineer who thought the acquisition was good news. Anti mask, anti vax, pro just asking questions logic guy. He scoffed at people who worried about it, and told me I was making a mistake when I quit. He got fired in that first week. That was pretty good too.

He’d been there ten years. Awful person but very effective senior staff engineer. But because he was effective at that level he wrote about five lines of code per year. Whoops! Leopard MY face.

pouring one out for all the bootlickers

xpost Not that you're obligated to keep up with this specimen but has he offered thoughts on his previous place of employment and its current boss since?

he tweeted a bit about the (lol) twitter files at the time, which apparently vindicated his negative views of moderation practices, but nothing specifically on musk.

Why how accepting of him!

I’d say “sad” but it really, really isn’t.

The worst take you could have from watching me go all-in on Twitter 2.0 is that my optimism or hard work was a mistake. Those who jeer & mock are necessarily on the sidelines and not in the arena. I’m deeply proud of the team for building through so much noise & chaos. 💙

— Esther Crawford ✨ (@esthercrawford) February 27, 2023

If she is relaxing with those games she is clearly a psycho.

I could almost admire the dedication to keep licking the boot while it's stamping your face though. Almost.

'taking abuse' almost certainly means you're giving it ime. feel bad for her kids.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fp_GGl5aQAAG4lv?format=jpg&name=large

Yes let’s not forget awful nft dad

that picture is so gay lol

was that her wedding or a renewal of life post-Twitter?

Actual wedding I think

My god, sentient guillotines for these people, please please please

damn I was about to joke "I wish that was me" but

explains everything

starting to think that Esther is an actual true believer in the mission and not just in it for the professional advancement

I grew up in a cult. We had lots of rules (can’t cut hair, no makeup, no pants, no tv, no secular music, etc) and hierarchical leadership. We believed it was the “end times” so I lived in fear of doing anything wrong & being left behind. I exited on my own when I was 19. https://t.co/t6u7VlJE0T pic.twitter.com/0EzfqBICbA

— Esther Crawford ✨ (@esthercrawford) April 16, 2022

that photo is giving greasy bland EDM and designer dick pills vibes— just a chasm of the worst shit imaginable

from one cult to another

the number of silicon valley bootlickers who are praising her on the way out the door is amazing. more pro-guillotine the further down i scroll.

many horrors in the replies

from cult to quirked-up shorty

so many are like "keep building" bro youre a project manager at a public company calm down

so much "i admire your work you're amazing" etc, it's real sad stuff. but lots of solid zings in there however.

I work for a reasonably large, publicly-held corporation and have coworkers who date back to the time, pre-buyouts and mergers, when it was a much smaller private company and worked in the same office. They have (or in most cases, had) a genuine enthusiasm for the products/services they developed, felt like they had a stake in their work, and genuinely believed in the brand as corny as that sounds

It's just utterly foreign to the 2023 job market and idk maybe that way of life still exists somewhere but to think that twitter dot com is one of those places is absolutely bonkers to me

xxp twitter's not public anymore! I could see if you have that trad "we're building things unburdened by the whims of stockholders" mentality Elon buying it out could be a positive. I mean, maybe it could be, if it wasn't Elon

oh that is true i forgot about that part

but still its not a freakin pyramid you know its just an app

a good linkedin post would be what if they had jira when they were building the pyramids

damn

were severely limiting access to information about the company but will be issuing worthless stock

Musk is instituting a new stock comp structure for remaining employees, which he says will go live March 24th.

Meanwhile, Twitter’s Slack remains down and Musk also disabled work Google Chat, making it hard for employees to figure out the full scope of his cuts.

— Alex Heath (@alexeheath) February 27, 2023

like are they just emailing each other or do you have to walk over to someone's desk and bother them

i delighted in talking shit about her earlier on but I'm not going to delight in anyone losing their job at this point

they shouldve just blocked the salute emoji instead

https://media.tenor.com/ivv5dTKvV4AAAAAC/hee-haw.gif

too bad this didn't catch on instead of the emoji

that photo is giving greasy bland EDM and designer dick pills vibes— just a chasm of the worst shit imaginable

i delighted in talking shit about her earlier on but I'm not going to delight in anyone losing their job at this point

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, February 27, 2023 9:18 AM (twenty-six minutes ago)

cmon she probably had a bunch of stock sell at the deal price

she's a rube and she shall suffer as a rube suffers

replied to a weepy tesla stan and immediately got two scam replies

https://i.imgur.com/WswRiHf.png

_that photo is giving greasy bland EDM and designer dick pills vibes— just a chasm of the worst shit imaginable_


It’s burning man lol

Oh sorry I wasn’t sure if you knew - I just meant it added to the awful factor

i feel a liiiiitle bit bad for her because there are dozens of bootlickers who have been fired or are still on the payroll who deserve similar public shaming, but it's all focusing on her because she made the mistake of bragging about sleeping in the office, and she's a woman.

i'm sure she's solvent, but she came in as a senior exec of an acquired company with the stock schedule to go with it, and she's now been fired for cause, which means she likely went from being a paper multi-millionaire to ... not that over the weekend per https://esq.social/@annmlipton/109935966313883066. lol.