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Look at the hits in this thread.

We worked for more or less every big tech company.

We grew fast and made money. I think that's what you are referring to when you say independently wealthy?

That I independently made my money, as opposed to say, inherited an emerald mine.

— Halli (@iamharaldur) March 7, 2023

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 15:59 (one year ago) link

elon really is getting to trump levels of churning out awful shit

.@elonmusk knows how to get down pic.twitter.com/yIwcByxAuL

— Tesla Owners Silicon Valley (@teslaownersSV) March 6, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 16:00 (one year ago) link

Nazi fuck

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 16:06 (one year ago) link

wow. the guy, Halli, that Elon Musk has been mocking is not only a class act, but was literally on a list of "do not fire" VIPs because of how expensive his exit package was (likely because, if what Halli's other tweets say are true, Twitter acquired his company for a good price) https://t.co/H1skqNyiHI

— Dan Seljak (@anotherglassbox) March 7, 2023

did Elon have any clue who this guy was before he started mocking him?? can't imagine how many lawyers are chomping at the bit to take his case

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 16:40 (one year ago) link

lmao, it does seem like he knew who he was and just didnt care, tbf hes lit so much money on fire already adding that guys compensation to it prob doesnt matter much

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 16:43 (one year ago) link

i mean, why would he start expecting any negative consequences at this point? he's free to do whatever the fuck he wants.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 16:47 (one year ago) link

yeah he's just going to stonewall this guy in litigation, I feel bad for him

, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:01 (one year ago) link

there is a non-zero chance that musk can use expensive lawyers to flatten this guy and pay him absolutely nothing

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:06 (one year ago) link

it does seem like he knew who he was and just didnt care

idk it seems every time something breaks on Twitter there are employees (or ex-employees) stunned at how little Elon seems to know about how Twitter actually runs, I would not be surprised if Elon saw the word "Figma", thought he was being trolled, and now has to double down on it because he's that dumb? sorta like how he got forced into buying Twitter in the first place?

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:12 (one year ago) link

idk he def a least found out who the guy was at some point because he was sharing info about him

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:14 (one year ago) link

yeah I think he found out after he started talking shit about him, that's kind of how Elon operates

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:18 (one year ago) link

elon you huge baby bitch pic.twitter.com/SNjbodeeeb

— metal.txt (@metaltxt) March 7, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:18 (one year ago) link

people are speculating that elon thought figma was some sort of joke the guy was just trolling, its design collaboration software

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqlgWCfWIAARC90?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link

who knows tho, regardless elon should be thrown into a pit

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:23 (one year ago) link

i don't believe that excuse.

treeship., Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link

i dont think its an excuse

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:28 (one year ago) link

when all you have is a bofa, everything looks like a ligma

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:30 (one year ago) link

people are speculating that elon thought figma was some sort of joke the guy was just trolling

I 100% believe this

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:32 (one year ago) link

yeah then once he realized the guy was for real he doubled down to save face makes sense

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:34 (one year ago) link

his paranoia about getting owned led him to a huge self own

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:35 (one year ago) link

many such cases

treeship., Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:37 (one year ago) link

sad

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:37 (one year ago) link

Elon being one of the single-app dummies explains a lot

I get playing dumb as a bit on twitter but the thing that irritates me is people doing "I don't know what that is" or asking for explanations of what easily-searchable entities are because they refuse to do anything other than scroll and reply

I guess that's an argument for the all-in-one apps, just make it so you can click on any word and the wiki entry pops up. Not that he's going to read that, either

mh, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:37 (one year ago) link

playing dumb is also a classic boss domination tactic

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:39 (one year ago) link

oh, is it?

mh, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:41 (one year ago) link

ignorance is strength

treeship., Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:43 (one year ago) link

yeah he's just going to stonewall this guy in litigation, I feel bad for him

― 龜, Tuesday, March 7, 2023 12:01 PM (forty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is true.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:48 (one year ago) link

i had a tweet about the fact that twitter is still paging me do numbers over the weekend. lots of replies, as terrible as ever, but i also didn't see any ads.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:49 (one year ago) link

i had to mute that conversation everyone was faving your cute reply to me, an innocent man

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 18:03 (one year ago) link

yeah that was rough sorry

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 18:08 (one year ago) link

if twitter could monetize people explaining each other's jokes in the comments they would have a winner

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 18:09 (one year ago) link

Halli is such a contrast to Elon Musk and the entire Silicon Valley model.

When he sold his company to Twitter, he took the payment as wages so he’d pay much more tax to give back to Iceland’s social system. Meanwhile, Musk fights higher taxes while taking billions in subsidies. https://t.co/zpHa6uA3Pb pic.twitter.com/dlVPYYkdZE

— Paris Marx (@parismarx) March 7, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 18:51 (one year ago) link

whooerps

wow. the guy, Halli, that Elon Musk has been mocking is not only a class act, but was literally on a list of "do not fire" VIPs because of how expensive his exit package was (likely because, if what Halli's other tweets say are true, Twitter acquired his company for a good price) https://t.co/H1skqNyiHI

— Dan Seljak (@anotherglassbox) March 7, 2023

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 19:55 (one year ago) link

he's not getting a penny.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 20:21 (one year ago) link

lag∞n are you metal.txt?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 20:24 (one year ago) link

no but im metal af haha

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 20:31 (one year ago) link

i never tweet out of character from my bot accounts i consider it a violation of the bot code

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 20:32 (one year ago) link

he's not getting a penny.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 bookmarkflaglink

He'll be ok, he has a wife and children who like him.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 20:39 (one year ago) link

obThread, this guy sucks so bad

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 21:04 (one year ago) link

Elon Musk is such a deeply terrible person even as a kid when another kid hospitalized him, his dad was like fair enough the kid almost killing my son had a point pic.twitter.com/6CZR6ecaRl

— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) March 7, 2023

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 23:14 (one year ago) link

Another very Trumpy thing about him, an absolute spoiled bully since childhood.

BBC has a little profile on the Icelandic dude... he actually does kind of need the money, or is going to need it at some point:

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-64871183

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 23:36 (one year ago) link

I would like to apologize to Halli for my misunderstanding of his situation. It was based on things I was told that were untrue or, in some cases, true, but not meaningful.

He is considering remaining at Twitter.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 7, 2023

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:18 (one year ago) link

POV: you just got a call from your lawyer.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:18 (one year ago) link

betting now all of the tweet responses are variants of:

"see? Elon can admit when he's wrong, because that's the kind of quality man he is"

OR

"Weak. you didn't owe him an apology CANCEL CULTURE amirite"

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:20 (one year ago) link

lmao

That messed up, why would those people lie to you

— Dan Nguyen (@dancow) March 7, 2023

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:22 (one year ago) link

"based on things I was told that were untrue"

that very sentence is untrue

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:35 (one year ago) link

it was the pizza deliveryman

he passed on a false rumor and i only regret that i believed him

z_tbd, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:37 (one year ago) link

Fuck this guy forever. Obviously nothing he does isn't gross but secretly firing and publicly mocking someone with muscular dystrophy is ghoulish even by those low standards

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:43 (one year ago) link

if you read musk's tweets in the voice of a 13 year old who is being forced to apologize they're way better.

betting now all of the tweet responses are variants of:

"see? Elon can admit when he's wrong, because that's the kind of quality man he is"

OR

"Weak. you didn't owe him an apology CANCEL CULTURE amirite"

― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, March 7, 2023 4:20 PM

i'm cynical enough to believe that his public responses are a show and his actual response is to establish more bot accounts to post this exact sort of response.

.austinuos, plug forth. (Austin), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:45 (one year ago) link


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