Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

we got him hell yeah

Another fucking indictment, great.

Whatever happens, I’m just going to enjoy the moment, you know? This moment, when anything seems possible.

he should go on the lam, down mexico way maybe

He should refuse to be taken alive.

https://i.imgur.com/IJn7vJL.jpg

Trump and Lindell flying over the rim of the Grand Canyon like Thelma & Louise

he should offer to snitch on don jr

Feelin' kinda classic right now.

Lots of federales are saying

stoked for the madness obv

exile in Saudi Arabia, he can take over Idi Amin's villa

Trump is apparently on his way to Cleveland because he thought they said he was inducted

if it's about misappropriation of campaign funds, it amounts to very little if anything. if it's about fraud, then it gets somewhat more interesting. maybe a class C felony? then we get the endless pretrial motions and media chatter. still, it's something more than nothing.

While he's dealing with this more will be coming

Yeah, this was the least of all the stuff piling up.

So long as the GOP nominates him next year, and I see no reason they wouldn't nominate a felon.

exactly, I don't get why we keep treating the misappropriation of funds as the end of the story when it's just the tip of the iceberg

xp

Trump is on the way to the maternity ward because he heard he was going to be induced.

donald pls watch this pic.twitter.com/SHzqEul0QP

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) March 30, 2023

I just enjoy seeing him being made to eat shit no matter the size of the spoon.

that's right

BrianB OTM

Hey DJP, what's on your iPOD?

thought he was more of a pee guy than a shit guy tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfWQS5fWxxU

Wonder if he'll wear that Superman t-shirt to court when he enters his plea.

And you just know he'll ad-lib the "not guilty" part ala O.J.

his mouthpiece will enter his plea in court. then he'll go stand in front of the courthouse and smugly lie his head off to the microphones.

More GOP reaction on Trump:

Rep. Paul Gosar R-AZ: "This is third world politics"
Sen. Thom Tillis R-NC: "This indictment doesn't pass the smell test"
Rep. Ronny Jackson R-TX: "The hateful Deep State wants this country to BURN."

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) March 30, 2023

you know youre into some serious shit when you make pol pot blush

Trump Jr. starts his podcast: "Well, guys, I guess I got some news at 10-15 minutes ago...

"Apparently, Soros-backed Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg is indicting my father. Let's be clear folks: This is Communist-level shit. This is stuff that would make Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot blush."

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) March 30, 2023

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/30/trump-indictment-charges-what-does-it-mean-stormy-daniels-payment-explained

"His attorneys are all but guaranteed to fight the charges tooth-and-nail in the pre-trial stages, submitting motions in efforts to exclude evidence and testimony they believe will harm his defense, as is normal in criminal cases.

This, in turn, will result in re-setting of deadlines and scheduling events, making a definitive trial date elusive until shortly before proceedings kick off. It’s possible that years elapse between Trump’s indictment and any possible trial."

Remember that gop debate when they crowed about how it was the A team, and that none of them were being investigated by the FBI, and that was, like, a point of pride? We're awesome and totally not like Crooked Hillary.

That was fun.

From the QAnon "this means Obama is actually getting arrested" crowd pic.twitter.com/0FmWPZSke3

— Aric Toler (@AricToler) March 30, 2023

INDICATED

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsgH9PSWcAYjogf?format=jpg&name=large

So they’re saying these are felony charges?? I thought this campaign finance stuff was almost always a misdemeanor

it's a new category, felony misdemeanor, just for ex-presidents.

"INDICATED"

dril can retire now

I love it when I wake up from a nap and Donald trump has been indicted.

otm

.@ManhattanDA It’s Opening Day, you asshole.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 30, 2023

wtf does that mean

The "Nixon" Twitter account had vowed to only talk about baseball today.

ok lol at the Sky News live feed of Mar A Lago with the flag at half mast

pic.twitter.com/3mGeW1QmJf

— Alvin Bragg (@ManhattanDA) March 30, 2023

What she asked of me at the end of the day
Pol-Pot would have blushed

Daily Show tweeted "Congratulations to Donald Trump on finally getting a majority of the vote."

ouch, that's good

"ladies and gentlemen, president ham sandwich"

I like how in the middle of his outrage at the "radical left" he still manages to get in a DeSantis dig.