Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

well um yeah actually I would have a big problem with Trump being president again

Trump can change his residence to Kansas because he'll be in Leavenworth amirite

Dud

Trump is going to lose again to Joe Fucking Biden.

Biden has at least been better than a caretaker filling that role. For a man of his advanced age I think he's been remarkably open to taking social policy in new directions.

I think DeSantis has his eye on 2028, no way is he gonna get the Trump taint, which I think will be stronger in 4 yrs even than now, on him for VP.

Biden has started drilling in the arctic but sure let’s complement the man xp

Trump taint

Well, yeah.

Biden has started drilling in the arctic but sure let’s complement the man xp

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved),

Well, yeah. I expected shit like this. It's Joseph Robinette Biden. I didn't expect him to sign some of the bills presented to him.

new directions

Many people's favorite kind.

Ah, yes, that was an embarrassingly gushing compliment to be sure. Oh, and you seem remarkably able to complete grammatical sentences, if we overlook your spelling.

fuck off Aimless

it's just incredible to me what an absolutely worthless piece of shit you are

look I don't wanna get overly confident here but how the hell is Trump gonna do any better in 2024 than he did in 2020?

haven't a lot of local election boards made it easier to stick their thumb in the pie? isn't that actually the plan?

xp - hey, it was a compliment

yea but there was a lot of fear of that in 2022 too and the only one who made noise about it was Kari Lake who was roundly ignored

sure, but I'm willing to clutch a pearl or two about how those election boards might behave when their figurehead is the one up for election

DeSantis openly speculating about what the state could build next to Walt Disney World:

“Someone even said, maybe you need another state prison…” pic.twitter.com/dlZ2r2OAqZ

— Scott Gustin (@ScottGustin) April 17, 2023

dude is flailing

The all-Goofy wet works team is on standby.

presidential campaign not going well? why not escalate your beef with the famously vindictive media conglomerate

i get that early polling has him beating biden in some key places but there's just no way. 6 week abortion band plus shitting on the mouse

they could build an even bigger Buc-ee's

Guys, he needs the new state prisons to house the drag queens, bar managers, professors, and pregnant women

the Six Week Abortion Band is the house band of the RNC

*thinking of ways people will like me enough to vote for me for president* i'm going to shut down disney world

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) April 17, 2023

what's funny is like....there's a decent amount of animosity towards Disney for how it treats its employees, particularly during the pandemic, but it's mostly been forgotten because these same people hate DeSantis more.

yeah were he being anti corporate in some way that might be good but its obvs just some asshole fight

DeSantis going all in on the Disney to prison pipeline.

how bad do you have to fuck up to make Disney look like the good guys

Heh. We're in the minority. In Florida, Disney's always been one of the good guys.

I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life his favorite band was Live https://t.co/fgrZNGITxm

— eve6 (@Eve6) April 17, 2023

That's a DC Talk fan right there

jesus fuck I had that same haircut

I had a crush on a boy with that same haircut and now he's governor of Florida

-Dead Milkmen

RONALD Vs. DONALD

90% of my junior high rocked the chili bowl

I initially mixed up DC Talk with DC Follies, the Sid & Martial Krofft political puppet show that I have not thought about since I was a kid and I watched it religiously. That combined with Bloom County is how you get an 11 year old making Jimmy Hoffa jokes that none of his peers understand.

Sorry, I digress. Yes, total DC Talk fan.

I'd actually say he looks more like the kid who used to like DC Talk but now has to hide his hip-hop cassettes in the DC Talk sleeves so his parents don't find out.

DC Talk-to-Pantera pipeline was also running strong for the chili bowl & polo crowd

Gov is a Verb

Prison next to Disney = EpCon

It's a small cell after all

LOL

Last week, @RonDeSantisFL’s political operation reached out to members of Florida’s congressional delegation to ask that they not yet endorse @RealDonaldTrump, per report by @MDixon55.

Since then two additional Florida U.S. Reps. have endorsed Trump. https://t.co/xPJssWMH0o

— Peter Schorsch (@PeterSchorschFL) April 18, 2023

hes really got the touch baby (of being indistinguishable from a verhoeven character)

Trump says he will outlaw homelessness and arrest everyone who refuses to comply. He will then give them the option to get out of jail to be relocated to new tent cities elsewhere where he will take care of their needs. pic.twitter.com/P5z5ckG8b6

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) April 18, 2023

OK so socialism.

The best tents, really. Gold tents.

like how he note that the tents will be located on cheap land, thats real estate americas greatest resource