Twitter C/D

except his version is all Chutes

elon really thought all these pro social media management apps were just going to give them half a million dollars a year

There probably would’ve been a way to get those customers to swallow that pill…like a decade ago…if Elon weren’t involved…

Shites and Losers

He just consistently overestimates how important Twitter is to its power users, media companies in particular — when the power users are actually the ones who are important to Twitter.

Musk really missed an opportunity to charge money to watch him repeatedly hit himself in the balls. You won't buy the cow if you can get the milk for free.

so far, blue checks are still there today

they have to go through and remove each one individually from the spreadsheet

and then he fires that guy doing that mid-day and asks one of his staffers why the blue check removal isn't done and the dude responds "you fired the guy working on it" so he fires that guy for mouthing off and then

Normally I'd predict blue checks will still be there by the end of the day, but 4/20 is a sacred date for Musk. Even more so than 6/9.

Seems appropriate that today is also the news this breaks:

NEWS: BuzzFeed News is being shut down.

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) April 20, 2023

the checks are gone

ok now everybody impersonate all of the celebs who aren't blue checks

so ridiculous

Musk's management approach to Twitter:

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legacy verified blue checks are gone

'Verified' notifications are now a spam filter! feel free to block everyone in there pic.twitter.com/WpWiKCNXLw

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) April 20, 2023

The only users I’m seeing with blue checks are Glenn Greenwald, BJG, Nina Turner and…Jeff Weiss

uh oh

I’m Tony LaRussa

— Tony LaRussa (@chknpuppetmk5) April 20, 2023

Anybody checked in on the insulin prices today?

So who is paying?
Some of the biggest celebrities to cough up the $8 include musical artists like Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and Miley Cyrus. In fact, of the few celebs that have signed up, singers and artists probably make up the bulk of it. Britney Spears, The Weeknd, Joe and Nick Jonas, Cardi B, Chance the Rapper, Coldplay, David Guetta, Shawn Mendes, and Snoop Dogg are among the other big names in music who have subscribed.
Over in Hollywood, actors Ryan Reynolds, Chris Hemsworth, Hugh Jackman, and Neil Patrick Harris are keeping their blue checkmarks for a monthly fee.

hi everyone. i want to apologize for my past behavior. I am no longer Christian nor Conservative. Also I recognize my performance on Saturday Night Live was not very good and that I should shut up more.

Please forgive me.

— Victoria Jackson (@HornsPanda) April 20, 2023

Very UK pol this: let's shame the people who paid.

The OBR is the ticking time-bomb for Labour's growth strategy - and for urgent defence investment ... it just cannot model investment led growth 👇🏽 https://t.co/3FmL1g75U4

— Paul Mason (@paulmasonnews) April 20, 2023

So ... Donald Trump has no check but Don Jr. does?

I agree with this, I think he's keeping some on there so it looks like they are subscribed

LeBron and Stephen King still having checks makes me think they didn't pay and that Elon specifically preserved theirs because they publicly embarrassed him.

— Barry Petchesky (@barry) April 20, 2023

I remember sth about the top 1000 accounts keeping their blue ticks

I signed up for Twitter blue back in 2021, long before Elon bought the site, bc as a content creator, the ability to post long videos was invaluable. It still is. I respect alternative choices, but someone of us are actually paying for a useful professional service.

I have zero… https://t.co/Cuvym9ovTR

— Briahna Joy Gray (@briebriejoy) April 20, 2023

pic.twitter.com/v8KT8mJ02k

— da jjar (@da_jjar) April 20, 2023

kind of lame to drag her for that IMO

Lol this is hilarious

It's over pic.twitter.com/wWmv86yJdM

— Mr. Bedtime (@InternetHippo) April 20, 2023

kind of lame to drag her for that IMO

Agreed. She's already demonstrated that she's vacuous human garbage in like 8000 other ways...

My Twitter account says I’ve subscribed to Twitter Blue. I haven’t.
My Twitter account says I’ve given a phone number. I haven’t.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) April 20, 2023

the 'this mo'fo paid for Twitter' burn was actually pretty hilarious the first month or so but I've gotten tired of it.

which isn't to say the move to paid only blue checks isn't completely horrible, because it defeats the purpose of the checks to begin with, and it's just going to increase the amount of fake news and imposters and detritus on that platform.

NEW: Have confirmed that LeBron, who has 52 million followers and has said he won’t pay for verification, was emailed by a Twitter employee with the offer to have his sub comped “on behalf of Elon Musk.”

James did not accept but his account is showing that he paid anyway.

— Alex Heath (@alexeheath) April 20, 2023

I’m paying for a few personally

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 20, 2023

which isn't to say the move to paid only blue checks isn't completely horrible, because it defeats the purpose of the checks to begin with, and it's just going to increase the amount of fake news and imposters and detritus on that platform.

― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 bookmarkflaglink

There are like ten pope Francis imposters on my timeline rn how is this is not great?!

That shit is kinda funny tbh

theyre gonna get sued which is how the blue checks started in the first place

The grifters are crying.

New genre of post: twitter blue subscribers complaining that they aren’t famous enough to get verified for free pic.twitter.com/q5I54nLHdl

— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) April 20, 2023

What Elon doesn't understand about his "$8/month for herpes" offer is that nobody's hung up on the cost, the big issue is the herpes pic.twitter.com/VhoINbh2kc

— Krister Johnson (@KristerJohnson) April 20, 2023

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuMiTbHWIAAtcbb?format=jpg&name=large

proper lol

It's all been worth it.

Omg cry laughing

they fired so many backend people they just shipped this as a frontend change lmao

Ah, yeah... looks like people who were verified still are verified. He literally just hid it.https://t.co/dXwR8yfsZG

— Alexandra Erin | alexandrae✧✧✧@peoplemak✧✧✧.ga✧✧✧ (@AlexandraErin) April 20, 2023

beautiful

lol

I woke up to a gold Twitter badge. No clue why.

Then saw this email:

As of today, you MUST have a verified account to advertise on Twitter.

I was auto-upgraded to Twitter Gold courtesy of my ad spend, cheers Elon!

I wonder if Meta will follow suit? pic.twitter.com/4YJ4IsGi7W

— Lorenzo Green 〰️ (@mrgreen) April 21, 2023

I'm not saying Musk is doing a good job, working for the right reasons, or even realises what he's doing. BUT the idea of moving twitter away from advertising revenue towards a platform with a nominal user fee is not terrible at its core.

— Unlearning Economics (@UnlearnEcon) April 21, 2023

I mean I see that -- he was made to buy it, he'll want a return -- and you'd think supplying a functioning product would be a good first step

xxp lol this mf spent at least $1000 for Twitter