Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

hahahhaha

Beautiful.

every time I see a picture of Lindell, I see Baltimore's Count Gore DeVol, late night TV monster movie host.

There is all sorts of joy in that piece:

Lindell testified at arbitration that he did not share what he had described as his key data to support the foreign intrusion claim during the conference. He held off, he said, after a man seeking a selfie poked him in the side as the symposium was nearing an end — an act that Lindell called an assault and said he took as a signal the government might tamper with his central information if he made it public.

This may not be an original observation (NARRATOR: It isn't), but.

Surely there is some connection between the opposition to "wokeness" and the guy who sells pillows. You know, pillows, on which people are supposed to be... um, non-woke?

A good marketing exec would be lining up Nytol and Sominex and melatonin to the non-woke campaign. Get some pajama manufacturers in on the grift somehow.

Maybe repurpose some Lennon/Ono bed-in stills for the campaign?

Don't be woke! Sleep through election day!

imagine thinking any of these nutballs are leaders you should follow

During his deposition, Lindell said he was never concerned someone might actually win the challenge.

"No, because they have to show it wasn't from 2020 and it was," Lindell said, chuckling.

I remember Lindell claiming he only slept 2 hours a night, seems like a bad thing for a pillow salesman to admit

Cocaine's a helluva et al

lol frogs

Allowing myself to indulge in a little wistful nostalgia this morning, I miss when grifters like Lindell were relegated to scamming people via ads in the back of comic books.

Apparently you can get the best of both worlds!

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"want a pillow that will make your dick bigger? try MYPILLOW.

also do u want to run for office y/n"

Made love to MyPillow, but it didn't feel right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEIUOq_HbqU

I remember Lindell claiming he only slept 2 hours a night, seems like a bad thing for a pillow salesman to admit

Thatcher (4 hours)

I've heard not getting sleep fucks with your memory which I think explains a lot about how these dudes just never seem to learn anything - iirc a lot of the books about Trump from people inside the admin said something about how Trump just didn't know shit about basic functions of government despite having been the president for multiple years

I'd say that has less to do with lack of sleep and more with him being a fucking idiot.

Those organizations that are always advocating for us to get better sleep should absolutely use "don't be these guys, get 8 hours of sleep" as an ad campaign.

I mean you don't gotta be smart to make a pillow.

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Trump just didn't know shit about basic functions of government despite having been the president for multiple years

the wealthy don't have to know stuff. they 'have people for that'.

xp Lalo Salamanca only slept a couple hours a night. He got his best ideas when it was quiet out.

Our former university president would answer emails himself at 4 a.m. and we're convinced it's this addled state of mind that produced so many poor decision.

A Toledo Salamanca.
A what?
A sword, Frank. A very rare sword.
Is it worth much?
Only about a million bucks.

Breached date: what to do with it first?
https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/21/politics/trump-georgia-senate-breached-voting-data/index.html

Christ on a cracker! This is deeply criminal behavior on the part of everyone connected to it. I hope the GA grand jury starts handing down true bills right and left asap.

Lalo Salamanca only slept a couple hours a night. He got his best ideas when it was quiet out.

Vladimir Nabokov, as well.

Yeah but he's just a fictional character

also everyone who says they only sleep x number of not vary many hours is lying, which is in some way worse they think not sleeping is cool

theres also the studies that have found that insomniacs are sleeping when they claim to not be, and they really believe it, the human mind is a total freak show more or less

I don't even own a bed.

You hipster.

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Photoshop some Uggs on him

The 'Trump sucks' thread has morphed into the 'DeSantis sucks' thread so slowly I barely noticed. No doubt Ronald would consider this a measure of success.

ive come to think of ron as the shadow trump

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desantis' boots only white to distract from the weird fuckin shit going on with the cop's left foot - looks like he's just snapped his ankle?

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I just read a piece speculating that Trump might pick Marge Greene as his running mate. Please, oh please.

The day he selects a woman VP candidate is the day I know he has at least one real, existing campaign manager still

You say that now, but when it turns out to be Ivanka...

Pencil it in!

New via AJC: Fulton County DA Fani Willis tells law enforcement to expect a decision on whether Trump will be charged over his efforts to overturn 2020 election results between July 11 and September 1.

— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) April 24, 2023

Willis revealed the timetable in a letter to local law enforcement in which she asked them to be ready for “heightened security and preparedness” because she predicted her announcement “may provoke a significant public reaction.”