Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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Photoshop some Uggs on him

The 'Trump sucks' thread has morphed into the 'DeSantis sucks' thread so slowly I barely noticed. No doubt Ronald would consider this a measure of success.

ive come to think of ron as the shadow trump

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desantis' boots only white to distract from the weird fuckin shit going on with the cop's left foot - looks like he's just snapped his ankle?

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I just read a piece speculating that Trump might pick Marge Greene as his running mate. Please, oh please.

The day he selects a woman VP candidate is the day I know he has at least one real, existing campaign manager still

You say that now, but when it turns out to be Ivanka...

Pencil it in!

New via AJC: Fulton County DA Fani Willis tells law enforcement to expect a decision on whether Trump will be charged over his efforts to overturn 2020 election results between July 11 and September 1.

— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) April 24, 2023

Willis revealed the timetable in a letter to local law enforcement in which she asked them to be ready for “heightened security and preparedness” because she predicted her announcement “may provoke a significant public reaction.”

just do it now whats the problem

Gotta prepare, I guess. Police barriers don't put up themselves.

Between July 11 and September 1. Okay.

Possibly in Fulton County but maybe in, heck, I dunno, Tulsa?

There will be between 1 and 73 charges.

Possible statutes under which the charges may fall can be found in U.S. Code sections 1 through 597, and Georgia Code sections 2 through 434.

"I'm not a candidate, so we'll see if and when that changes," Gov. DeSantis, who is in Japan right now, says when asked about polls that show him falling behind Trump. pic.twitter.com/nDVeyBoVHN

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) April 24, 2023

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don't think I've heard him speak before.
this man is never going to be president.

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— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) April 24, 2023

It's like he can't hide his general resentment of the world and dislike of being questioned, and can only react with sarcasm. I do wonder what that cut in the middle of the video is about, though, so it seems like the video has been altered at least a little to cut out something in the middle

or maybe just to reframe his response

Kinda rocking the Paul Lynde vibe - camp is king

did not think I could possibly hate this guy anymore but the way he talk about "the N-word" every single time he gets up to speak is so fucking infuriating. even as a bad South Park style joke it makes no sense!! people say "nuclear" all the time! idk just feels like with all the talk about Trump being a criminal and traitor he felt the need to remind them that he's also a racist as well

thats him

ron!

New story, more to come: Disney sues Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis over control of self-governing district >> https://t.co/7Q64zl1fLS

— Daniel Arkin (@d_arkin) April 26, 2023

i would like a browser plugin that automatically replaces any image of desantis with the recent one with his mouth wide open

how is that man only like 2 years older than me

every time you try to completely fuck over an innocent person, it ages you 20 seconds. it doesn't sound like a lot but it has quickly added up for ron

Alex Jones is only 49

Alex Jones is only 49

xxp if this were true Trump would have been dead at 30

Alex Jones' death will be the most predictable thing ever, yet will still be viewed as an unexplainable mystery by his fans

Judge in Carroll v. Trump case admonished Trump for social media comments, telling Trump's lawyer: “We’re getting into an area, conceivably, where your client may or may not be tampering with a new source of potential liability" https://t.co/ZgG18joSc3

— erica orden (@eorden) April 26, 2023

Trump's lawyer seemed to acknowledge the difficulty of restraining his client:

“Here’s all I can tell you: I will speak to my client and ask him to refrain from any further posts regarding this case...I will do the best I can do, your honor. That’s all I can say.”

— erica orden (@eorden) April 26, 2023

Reading between lines that are triple spaced apart.

why would anyone even take him as a client doesnt pay doesnt listen toxic reputation

i mean i guess it could raise your profile but more likely than not prospective clients would be turned off by the association

con: you get disbarred
pro: you become a pundit on fox news

punditry does seem better than lawyering tbf

Never thought I would be rooting for Disney in a jurisdiction dispute but here we are

strange bedfellows

Suddenly I'm in House Mouse

lol yeah prior to this brouhaha Disney was very persona non grata in my circle for how they treated international exchange employees during the pandemic, as well as how poorly they pay and treat their employees (when compared to Universal Studios).

but sometimes the enemy of the enemy is your friend!

I've started to realize a lot of lawyers love being on TV so maybe that's why

Neanderthal, my man: I was reflexively anti-Disney for most of my life. But in perhaps 2018, my wife and children sat me down and basically told me that there was a narrow window in which we would, collectively, be likely to enjoy a vacation in that allegedly magical place, and we needed to do it exactly then.

So I obligingly contributed something like eight thousand dollars to your local economy. (You're welcome.) We had an okay time. My children outgrew everything Disney-related. After that I didn't ever want to think about the Mouse again, and now here I am thinking about MouseCorp again. Fuck you, Ron.

i actually went last month! had been my first time in like 15 years, lol.

I went to Disneyland when I was about five and have almost no memory of it other than the submarine ride and the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, which was a little scary. I went to Disney World when I was 10 — I remember that one a little better, because EPCOT had just opened. It was fine. I enjoyed watching the Disney TV show as a kid way more than I did going to the actual parks.