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Jobs was just making phones and computers though, not things that explode or crash

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 15:35 (one year ago) link

The failure of the SpaceX launch yesterday can be directly linked to a personal decision that Elon Musk made 3 years ago to not install flame diverters on the Starship launchpad.

He overruled his own engineers on this design flaw, and admitted publicly.

It's his fault.

— Christopher David (@Tazerface16) April 21, 2023

why is he so brainless

treeship., Tuesday, 25 April 2023 15:38 (one year ago) link

feel like the business guy who dares to demand more has to go back before steve job, and tbf it kind of works but its a dangerous game, has prob killed more businesses than its made but you dont hear about them

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 April 2023 15:40 (one year ago) link

elizabeth holmes vibes

treeship., Tuesday, 25 April 2023 15:41 (one year ago) link

the thing about steve jobs is he actually was a great product guy, and obvs a great salesman too, which are real skills, a little different than some over confident dumbass just being all you have half the time to do twice the work

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 April 2023 15:42 (one year ago) link

like musk does the same shit but has no feel for product and hes also unserious about doing quality work

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 April 2023 15:42 (one year ago) link

exactly - that's what they're all aiming for and no one else can really do it

na (NA), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 15:45 (one year ago) link

good time to mention I was actually in a Tesla last week and while the car was impressive in terms of pure horsepower (it was so fast it made me want to throw up, actually) it also had some remarkably stupid design "features" like putting the gear shifter and wiper blade controls on the touchscreen and the turn signals on the steering wheel. the guy who bought it said even after a year he still isn't used to how counterintuitive that is. Steve Jobs I think at least understood the psychology of things that work like you expect them to

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 April 2023 15:46 (one year ago) link

most companies that make great products arent lead by charismatic visionaries theyre just good companies but thats not as interesting to weird wannabe business guys

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 April 2023 15:49 (one year ago) link

i think what i'm trying to say is that musk (and holmes and a bunch of others) learned the wrong lesson from jobs which is that you just have to be INTUITIVE and INNOVATIVE and DEMAND NOTHING LESS THAN PERFECTION and that you don't really have to know anything technical or practical or listen to anyone with actual technical/practical knowledge

na (NA), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 15:49 (one year ago) link

the whole thing with electric cars being extremely fast and heavy is not great its unsafe

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 April 2023 15:49 (one year ago) link

free speech

Somebody at Twitter decided to delete my tweet about the FAA grounding of the Starship program.

I didn't.

Most likely Elon.

— Christopher David (@Tazerface16) April 26, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 27 April 2023 02:15 (one year ago) link

Good morning, Elon Musk has been ordered to give a deposition in a trial because Tesla has been claiming that his (many) public statements about Autopilot's capabilities might have been deepfaked.

Seriously.https://t.co/iVmwaj5HFa pic.twitter.com/r1sTqBqZ1L

— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) April 27, 2023

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 April 2023 13:48 (one year ago) link

You don't have to be a sociopath to be a billionaire, but it helps.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 27 April 2023 13:50 (one year ago) link

lmao I had a feeling he would be the first to try to use that defense

frogbs, Thursday, 27 April 2023 14:05 (one year ago) link

lol thats such weak shit they could have been deepfakes well were they

lag∞n, Thursday, 27 April 2023 14:15 (one year ago) link

tbf r kelly did it first i mean it was before deepfakes but same diff and it worked despite be preposterous

lag∞n, Thursday, 27 April 2023 14:16 (one year ago) link

I could tell you, but how would you know "my" telling you wasn't also a deepfake?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 27 April 2023 14:17 (one year ago) link

what's even more despairing is the typical Elon nerds jumping into threads about this with constant tweets saying, "what? are you alleging that it is impossible for Elon to be deepfaked?"

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 27 April 2023 16:51 (one year ago) link

Elon Musk is more of a shallowfake, amirite?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 April 2023 18:37 (one year ago) link

a snowfake

scanner darkly, Thursday, 27 April 2023 19:10 (one year ago) link

You don't have to be a sociopath to be a billionaire, but it helps.

actually you do, by definition.

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 27 April 2023 21:20 (one year ago) link

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

— Thing Bad (@Merman_Melville) January 24, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 27 April 2023 21:29 (one year ago) link

idk if you have to be a sociopath but you prob have to be a least a lil socipathish

lag∞n, Thursday, 27 April 2023 21:36 (one year ago) link

I do think you have to have at least some level of disregard for most other people on the planet.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 27 April 2023 21:41 (one year ago) link

I do think you have to have at least some level of disregard for most other people on the planet.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 27 April 2023 21:41 (one year ago) link

Sorry for the double post

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 27 April 2023 21:41 (one year ago) link

the money/success/power tends to amplify those tendencies too, which is why billionaires shouldnt exist, for the good of their mental health

lag∞n, Thursday, 27 April 2023 21:42 (one year ago) link

unfortunately money starts to pump up sociopath tendencies at like a vacation home level of wealth lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 27 April 2023 21:44 (one year ago) link

Do we want to wager if/how much he’ll lie on the witness stand or in desposition?

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 27 April 2023 23:02 (one year ago) link

There are something like 450 billionaires in America alone. The ones we can name I assume are among the worst, but I really have no idea how many I could name. Some of them are sociopaths like Musk, some of them are, like, Springsteen or something.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 April 2023 00:38 (one year ago) link

ok

lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2023 00:44 (one year ago) link

Springsteen is definitely a sociopath

Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 28 April 2023 00:46 (one year ago) link

It was the title of his second album

Vinnie, Friday, 28 April 2023 00:48 (one year ago) link

The Wild, the Innocent, and the E Street Sociopath.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 April 2023 00:48 (one year ago) link

he stopped eating dinner to delay his aging

Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 28 April 2023 00:51 (one year ago) link

he wears bolo ties

Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 28 April 2023 00:52 (one year ago) link

almost a Musk

Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 28 April 2023 00:52 (one year ago) link

cannot believe i had to FP you all for the Springsteen-Musk comparison

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Friday, 28 April 2023 01:07 (one year ago) link

they're the same guy

Clay, Friday, 28 April 2023 01:14 (one year ago) link

the e in e street band stands for elon

lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2023 01:15 (one year ago) link

It's OK I checked and Bruce's net worth is variously estimated at $650-$700 million. He doesn't even have ONE billion, much less multiple billions. Still just a blue-collar guy.

Basically he is exponentially closer to all of us in net worth than he is to Musk.

i mean ive got like $400m but with inflation whats that even worth these days

lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2023 01:18 (one year ago) link

Not what it used to be I tell you what

Springsteen stopped doing an equal split of concert revenue, now he really is The Boss

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 28 April 2023 01:23 (one year ago) link

Hey little dolly with the blue check on

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 28 April 2023 01:44 (one year ago) link

What a desperate dipshit:

Elon Musk sent an email earlier tonight to Twitter employees encouraging them to subscribe to creators on the platform and then expense those costs back to the company.

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) April 29, 2023

Apparently he was also on Bill Maher's show last night talking about "the woke mind virus".

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 29 April 2023 14:25 (one year ago) link

i'm starting to think the woke mind is a virus. the word woke used to mean something positive and now it gradually evolved into something representing ignorant reactionary fear that is working its way through the minds of millions of people who never would have touched the word in its form from just a few years ago

z_tbd, Saturday, 29 April 2023 15:29 (one year ago) link

Lol seems like a ponzi scheme

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:23 (one year ago) link


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