Elon Musk

It's OK I checked and Bruce's net worth is variously estimated at $650-$700 million. He doesn't even have ONE billion, much less multiple billions. Still just a blue-collar guy.

Basically he is exponentially closer to all of us in net worth than he is to Musk.

i mean ive got like $400m but with inflation whats that even worth these days

Not what it used to be I tell you what

Springsteen stopped doing an equal split of concert revenue, now he really is The Boss

Hey little dolly with the blue check on

What a desperate dipshit:

Elon Musk sent an email earlier tonight to Twitter employees encouraging them to subscribe to creators on the platform and then expense those costs back to the company.

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) April 29, 2023

Apparently he was also on Bill Maher's show last night talking about "the woke mind virus".

i'm starting to think the woke mind is a virus. the word woke used to mean something positive and now it gradually evolved into something representing ignorant reactionary fear that is working its way through the minds of millions of people who never would have touched the word in its form from just a few years ago

Lol seems like a ponzi scheme

(Xp)

Why doesn't Elon just pay those "creators" directly? That would be the least stupid thing he's done yet.

Biden: Not everybody loves NPR. Elon Musk tweeted that it should be defunded. The best way to make NPR go away is for Elon Musk to buy it pic.twitter.com/qw6iRwxFZF

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 30, 2023

man if even Biden is dunking on you

omg

dunking on a clueless non-competent billionaire worked with obama/trump i can see why he wants this battle

Elon can't run for President, it's fine.

x42jksjigha Musk can run for President in 33 years though

on Mars

Great to meet @elonmusk at the Miami GP and discuss our mutual efforts to combat online abuse. pic.twitter.com/W9gGQuwzox

— Mohammed Ben Sulayem (@Ben_Sulayem) May 7, 2023

Tesla Cybertruck (ed. 1 of 1) and infamous owner got stuck and had to get towed by Ford F350 diesel dually:

https://i.imgur.com/N0HozI8.jpg

lmao if you have images off and read the post, thought "hmmm I wonder what it got stuck in", and then clicked the image

idgi

it appears to be "Stuck" on a normal stretch of road surface

Se viraliza video del Elon Musk, pasándosela de lo mejor en un antro en México. El empresario mexicano Guillermo Salinas, aseguró que Musk, es muy platicador, bailador y accesible, ambos visitaron Los Cabos, y compartieron en la fiesta “Sundream”. pic.twitter.com/1aOw6MNf2y

— José Luis Morales (@JLMNoticias) May 15, 2023

🙌

https://i.imgur.com/52Lz1Cx.png

Musk seems to have mastered the diaper dance, familiar to all parents of small children.

aren't Diaper Dance those dudes at disney who sing on bicycles

https://princesongs.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/04/iwd4u.jpg

"I would ... diaper ... you ..."

LOL!

Shocked to see this from an apartheid fascist who's scrambled to reinstate every Nazi suspended from this website: pic.twitter.com/hRTb2iQ9wk

— Eli Valley (@elivalley) May 16, 2023

sounds like someone's thinking about going Death Con 2

that thread is filled with 4chan-esque memes that appear to be ai-generated.

the horrible future of the internet, everybody

It's going to be sad when AIs take over all the white supremacist jobs.

lol perfect application

yikes this interview

The strongest commitment to disaster posting I’ve ever seen, and from the world’s worst poster pic.twitter.com/dZOhWEXGXI

— Eoin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_) May 16, 2023

Is he on edibles?
Sounds like dorm room philosophy

When you're one of the world's wealthiest people being simple-minded is the path of least resistance. There are no consequences worth his worrying about because he has the money to deflect, defer, or buy his way out all of them.

The rest of the interview was nazi shit

he thinks the TX mall shooter was a psyop, very cool

It's amazing how quickly someone can propel from 'person I'm generally unaware of on any meaningful level' to 'person I want to choke on their dinner while eating alone, tonight if possible' when they really put their nose to the shit-ass grindstone

This guy is the stupidest fucking person I’ve ever seen.

"great movie by the way"

I mean I've known some dumb guys before but generally nobody cares what those people think. It's like the Neil Breen thing where you're not sure if he's just uniquely strange or if you actually know several dudes who, if forced to make a movie all by themselves, would probably crank out something like that

I retract my previous claim, the man was not bottoming out earlier and apparently has no actual bottom (not referring to his gluteus maximus).

ok it's bad enough he's invoking the "I can't be racist, I have a [insert race] friend" trope, but what makes this truly batshit insane is the "friend" he's invoking is *Jeffrey Epstein* pic.twitter.com/yl16i72b6W

— dangit, kyle (@dangit_kyle) May 17, 2023

Billionaires don't have a rock bottom. Even the Minecraft creep who was disappeared by Microsoft still gets to go for a morning dip in his Scrooge McDuck vault before heading online to say racist shit.

The rest of the interview was nazi shit

I didn't see any of it except what was excerpted and shared on Tiwtter but I found it maddening that when he was claiming the Texas shooter being a Nazi thing was a psy-op and smearing Bellingcat that the interviewer didn't seem able to respond with any real firmness. Maybe he did that later. I kind of feel you need to set your sharpest, most forensic and bold interviewers to tackle someone like this, to set Elon's mental jello in sharper relief

Right wingers are mad that the Tennessee shooter’s manifesto wasn’t released because his motive had to do with lgbtq rights. There is no evidence for this except the fact that the shooter was trans but ok.

Their response is to throw a fit that the texas shooter’s motives were disclosed because they think it’s hypocrisy. “Why do our shooters get treated worse than theirs?” That’s how they think. And now the tantrum is getting into Alex Jones/Sandy Hook territory with this idea it was a psyop or at least his ideology is.

*because they think* his motive had to do with lgbtq rights. As I pointed out, that has not been established.

The whole thing is exhausting because this horrible epidemic of gun violence has become a political football. It’s the right who are driving that fact by the way.9

here we go.. Elon lecturing us on morality:

"I think that the whole notion of work from home is a bit like the fake Marie Antoinette quote, ‘Let them eat cake,’” Musk, the second-richest man in the world, said.

“It’s a productivity issue but it’s also a moral issue,” Musk replied. “People should get off the goddamn moral high horse with the work-from-home bulls—t, because they’re asking everyone else to not work from home while they do. It’s wrong.”

A few seconds later, Musk said, “The laptop class is living in la-la land, OK. As I said, are people working from home here? Of course not. … It’s not just a productivity thing. I think it’s morally wrong.”