Twitter C/D

Only 50% a Twitter problem (50% legalizing sports betting via apps) but it's annoying to see so many gambling idiots (or grifters trying to grab business for their pick site) posting screenshots of their bets on any big sports news.

Indistinquishable from /r/wallstreetbets types who post screenshots of their RobinHood trades.

confused why you haven't all left yet

looking at who Elon is replying/boosting this week, might be time to stop posting if you’re still on there

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 6 May 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Twitter pre-Musk has always struggled to keep the worst kind of far-right crap away from the site and I still don't see a lot of it.

Most of the people I follow haven't left and still post some good stuff on it. So no.

Despite the lack of any murders, this was possibly the grimmest episode yet.

Well, this is not the thread I thought it was.

lol could've fooled me

Lol

Community Notes are a joy.

We received intelligence that indicated people were planning to use rape alarms to disrupt the Coronation procession - with concern from the military that this would scare their horses and cause significant risk to the safety of the public and their riders.

Read our full… https://t.co/G1xPZVJ45F

— Metropolitan Police (@metpoliceuk) May 6, 2023

Look at stamps instead.

pic.twitter.com/YOIBH3lPq8

— Stamps Bot (@StampsBot) May 6, 2023

Love how the ppl who post crap on it have to put a tweet below to reply to dispute community notes now.

The WHO might define adolescence as up to the age of 19. But other scientists disagree and define it up to the age of 24. The context added to my tweet is disputed @Twitter. https://t.co/vmOrVojT2O pic.twitter.com/J6ViKbHqH7

— Dr Charlotte Proudman (@DrProudman) May 8, 2023

meeting of the brain geniuses

https://i.imgur.com/sgOcvGQ.png

lol I'd like to see the unhinged leftist equivalent of that tweet

the unhinged left tweets are people telling him he sucks shit

xpost "everyone should be working out nude in public"

i kind of assume MY means more like "it's ableist to call people on the phone" type tweets. but those are fun to laugh at while there's nothing absurdist about "women are the property of their husbands"

xyz I know there’s lot of good stuff still on Twitter. I’m saying it might be time to stop posting

in spite of that

lol sorry for quoting my italics

i was there first and i will be there after, maybe

Just because an asshole buys the mall it doesn’t mean the teens are going to stop hanging out at the food court

and the mall is dying

you literally can't click a link on twitter right now. it's wild how this site is slowly degrading

— Tim Marcin (@TimMarcin) May 8, 2023

it's sort of like if all the anchor stores turn into gun ranges

xyz is like i only shop at the sunglass hut

did any of you ever see The Wave? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wave_(1981_film)

lol

We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 8, 2023

oh man I hope that doesn't mean a handful of the weird twitter accounts that stopped posting over a decade ago like @UtilityLimb and @tree_bro get nuked

elon not understanding twitter once again

people were good at posting back then

tree bro & utility limb will absolutely get nuked

going through and liking and replying to all their tweets in an attempt to register activity

even his blue check toadies don't like this move based on the replies to that tweet so I hope he will walk it back like he has consistently done for many, but not all, of his moronic decisions with this site.

hope he nukes me

it's going to be funny when the dead celebrities who got an involuntary blue check then get their accounts deleted

it's probably just elon looking to cut costs and choosing the absolutely wrong place to do it

it's not a cost cutting measure. he's trying to force people to play with him.

otm

the old inactive accounts likely existed before you could really post video, so even if they're image-heavy they're probably shifted off to cheaper storage by this point. there's little savings there, I'd think

On the bright side of Twitter, @JayCuda has been killing it lately with his bizarre (but factual) baseball statistics/infographics

search seems increasingly useless, I was trying to find some tweets I posted in 2018 and advanced search couldn't locate them

xyz is like i only shop at the sunglass hut

― ꙮ (map), Monday, 8 May 2023 bookmarkflaglink

That's right

I’m sure you still see good stuff on there. You will do as long as people keep giving musk free content that he uses to maintain a platform he uses to promote white nationalism very openly.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 May 2023 bookmarkflaglink

As opposed to the other guys who owned twitter pre-Musk, who were being given free content in a platform which ended up promoting Donald Trump and his gang?

https://i0.wp.com/thrawn.movie/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/vsTS8X4.gif?fit=851%2C315&ssl=1&is-pending-load=1

xp.

sure. i think there's a difference between building a product nazis "end up" using and personally boosting posts by nazis, unbanning nazis, and then writing nazi posts yourself as owner.

let's go back to the mall metaphor for a second. blue checks are previously ignorable mall walkers who now aggressively harass everyone. bot accounts are fountains... and they're all drying up ;_;

musk's tweets are shrim, dril is Jeffrey

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FvnwbmDWYAED_Fn?format=jpg&name=medium

purging accounts is good now

musk is basically the dog from this comic

http://nedroid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/2008-01-03-1217-buddycomics01.gif

except he's a billionaire nazi

im not endorsing this but i am enjoying it

Will take a long time for historians to prove this but I think you can explain a lot of US politics and discourse 2015-2020 if you understand that on here a clique of Bernie-adjacent millennials was simply better than everyone else at making fun of people https://t.co/vdAHD1E5gO

— Vincent Bevins (@Vinncent) May 8, 2023

It seems like a tiny and irrelevant thing (it is, it should be) but it drove a lot of establishment figures absolutely fucking nuts. A kind of post-"weird twitter" (lol) leftism had some degree of hegemony on the website they inhabited and it killed them

— Vincent Bevins (@Vinncent) May 8, 2023

sure. i think there's a difference between building a product nazis "end up" using and personally boosting posts by nazis, unbanning nazis, and then writing nazi posts yourself as owner.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 May 2023 bookmarkflaglink

I don't.