Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Joe Tacopina got a lot of adulatory press when Trump signed him as his lead defense lawyer. This jury shat all over him. Good on them!

― more difficult than I look (Aimless)

The late Glenn Frey excepted, no man looked more like autonomous life carved from capicola.

Isn't CNN supposedly hosting a townhall with Trump tomorrow?

an L for the orange man, may there be many more

i agree, unfortunately or fortunately

― treeship., Tuesday, May 9, 2023 12:29 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

This clip is weird as hell, like all of this has been basic reality processed through a glitching AI

Joe Tacopina got a lot of adulatory press when Trump signed him as his lead defense lawyer. This jury shat all over him. Good on them!

Like Trump himself, Tacopina has been well known to East Coast natives for decades. As I said upthread, if Tacopina's your lawyer, you might get off (he got Meek Mill released), but everybody will know that you did that shit, and probably more.

Really happy for her. I wonder if this result will encourage others.

yeah, it would be great if he got a judgement like this say, oh, every other week for the rest of his life

fuck yeah.

Even beyond the end of his life.

I think the fact that he didn't show up once, not even on the first day, must've not done him any favors with the jury

post through it bitch

https://i.imgur.com/21s7f5X.png

i wonder if any of the other GOP candidates will attempt to use this against him.

maybe this is the greatest witch hunt of all time. I'm feeling pretty psyched about it right now anyway

massive respect to E. Jean Carroll though, I'm particularly glad the jury decided he defamed her

doesn't Fake News CNN have a town hall with Trump tonight

i wonder if any of the other GOP candidates will attempt to use this against him.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 8:40 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the won't

massive respect to E. Jean Carroll though, I'm particularly glad the jury decided he defamed her

― rob, Tuesday, May 9, 2023 8:42 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

absolutely

It looks like the town hall is tomorrow, assuming it is t cancelled

xp probably true. they will continue to fight among themselves and/or wait for something to happen that rules trump out (passive voice).

sure is nice of CNN to reward him with a bunch of free airtime to say whatever he wants, given he spent his entire term shitting on them constantly

On the other hand, CNN will get exclusive rights to the start of whatever defamation case he sets in motion next.

well, given that half his Cabinet works for them, why not

DeSantis should immediately call out Trump as a sexual predator, so Trump will be forced to respond by insulting his wife or something, please throw a can of kerosene on this upcoming dumpster fire called the GOP presidential nomination

Drinking to this outcome

is DeSantis even running

wins otm

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZMFX7aXYAElc7i.jpg

xp TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis severed his connection to his long-standing state political committee and the tens of millions of dollars that it now controls, a step he needs to take ahead of a presidential campaign

welp RIP DeSantis I guess

I know DeSantis is a garbage candidate and scared of Trump and his followers, but if he refuses to use this, then he just does not want to win.

may he swim eternally in swift rivers of piss

he can try but he's too chickenshit to do it I think

going after Trump would mean ignoring the anti-reality shield the GOP has so meticulously built up these past few years and siding with....fact checkers and the media

Every single opportunity these GOP dummies have had to sever ties with Trump, or sideline Trump, they have instead turned up the volume of their support. At this point I suspect, go figure, they just kind of like him in all his criminal, corrupt glory.

Geraldo knows which way the wind is blowing, this is not going to just disappear or be forgotten about.

Geraldo on Fox News: "It is so parochial and partisan to suggest that a finding of sexual battery is nothing. This is not nothing." pic.twitter.com/5Rg8eC3I4T

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 9, 2023

I dunno, the party has become so stupidly, blindly ugly and contrarian that it would not shock me if they pushed to decriminalize sexual assault. And justified it as somehow protecting children.

Oh PLEASE stop it
You cannot be serious
This is a day for vindication not florid catastrophizing

I don't know what this changes or affects in the long term, but fuck yes this is good. Good for E. Jean Carroll for standing up to him, she never had to say a word about this and risked a fair amount by doing it. She deserves every penny.

Also, in re the long term, there's no way it doesn't hurt him. Whether other Republicans use it against him or not, Democrats and progressive outside groups definitely will. I imagine there'll be an anti-Trump spot just featuring her.

LL otm

they just kind of like him in all his criminal, corrupt glory

more like they can't wait to attend his funeral, where they will conspicuously weep, overpraise him, and throw bouquets of flowers on his grave, then immediately start brawling to see who succeeds him.

Apparently Trump intends to appeal.. I wonder on what grounds?

Doesn't matter, this is just learned behavior. Work the system, run out the clock. Maybe he hopes Carroll will die still waiting on his money.

I really really don't wanna turn into POLITICO hack here.

Let's celebrate the justice rendered to this woman without worrying about the consequences to Trump. Lechera otm.

You cannot be serious
This is a day for vindication not florid catastrophizing

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 4:15 PM

kinda why i've just avoided this thread for a while, even when things are good they are bad here

True and I’m here for some bleak celebration of this one victory, feel free to join me.

If you can keep your nightmarish hypotheses to yourselves for one day that would be great. Even a couple hours to let it sink in that he was held responsible for his vile behavior by a jury.

Any day that’s a bad day for DARVO is a good day for me

Otm, and sexual assault is basically already decriminalised in some areas going by conviction rates ffs. This is a good outcome!

From The Guardian: The verdict for the first time legally brands a former US president as a sexual predator.

Don't think for a second I am not celebrating this. As I will celebrate the next time he loses.

Oh PLEASE stop it
You cannot be serious
This is a day for vindication not florid catastrophizing

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 4:15 PM bookmarkflaglink

Otm x 30000

Before I could put in my disclaimer on FB about "no Eeyore shit" I already had one friend explaining why this is actually bad.

Apparently Trump intends to appeal.. I wonder on what grounds?

it'll be on "can't get a fair hearing in NY" or "judge was biased" -- didn't they move for change of venue to staten island?