That's what I do
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 01:17 (eleven months ago) link
In the early 1990s I used to install TV/media displays at big tech conventions like Comdex and Digital World and the turn this thread has taken has given me bad PTSD flashbacks of working with video distribution amplifiers.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 18 May 2023 01:09 (eleven months ago) link
comdex!!! i remember loading equipment trucks for comdex lol
― sarahell, Thursday, 18 May 2023 18:00 (eleven months ago) link
can't login to / register with hmrc without a passport, and renewing mine would be £80 or so and two weeks, easily. other possible forms of id are driving licence. i don't have one of those either but it might be cheaper and easier... only applying for a driving licence requires a passport...
(it might be different if i do it in person)
― koogs, Monday, 29 May 2023 12:45 (eleven months ago) link
(also, why is firefox highlighting licence as a spelling error when it's set to GB english)
― koogs, Monday, 29 May 2023 12:46 (eleven months ago) link
apps for parking
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Monday, 3 July 2023 19:54 (ten months ago) link
omfg yes
― ledge, Monday, 3 July 2023 19:55 (ten months ago) link
I mean paying for parking in the UK is a fucking disgrace full stop, but I'm kind of stuffed without the apps. I just never have cash.
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Monday, 3 July 2023 20:01 (ten months ago) link
some people don't have smartphones (e.g. my parents), what are they meant to do? pretty sure they'd be baffled by the automated telephone payments line too. keep cash payments for people who don't want to or can't pay otherwise, have a contactless thingummy for everyone else. fuck an app (or phone payments).
― ledge, Monday, 3 July 2023 20:42 (ten months ago) link
Oh God parking apps are the WORST
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 July 2023 01:44 (ten months ago) link
The ones near us replaced actual machines that took cash and card, and one of them near my friends cat cafe requires you to create a whole fucking account before you can even see how much it is to park. After doing all that one night it boasted that it was $15 to park and I peaced
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 July 2023 01:47 (ten months ago) link
Also having to enter your space number and license plate number and lord help you if you miskey either and get a ticket anyway
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 July 2023 01:49 (ten months ago) link
I'm not exaggerating when I say that the literal worst feeling in the world is arriving on time to a destination where you have previously downloaded the parking app and set up an account, only to discover that the old parking app has been acquired by a different parking app company so you're right back to square zero.
― The king of the demo (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 4 July 2023 02:00 (ten months ago) link
why are we not tagging these qr codes? maybe just even fill in a couple of the white squares.
― pplains, Tuesday, 4 July 2023 05:13 (ten months ago) link
The justpark phone number will no longer accept my bank card because a payment once failed to go through, and no idea how to fix it, I will not download their app, guess I just can't park.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 4 July 2023 07:45 (ten months ago) link
I totally take the point about it being worse for people without phones, but when I'm faced with an old style pay and display car park now I tear my hair out ("What, I now have to trek back to the car, open it up and put this on the dashboard? I'm in a HURRY"). That's if I can figure out the UI of the machine in the first place.
Round our way they've covered all the on-street parking machines with black plastic, which is an eyesore.
― Alba, Tuesday, 4 July 2023 08:00 (ten months ago) link
There's a multistorey car park I use in Leamington Spa which used to have an automatic reg recognition system, pay on exit, etc. then last year they ripped it all out and replaced with pay-and-display paper ticket machines on every floor. how's that for a backwards step? though I don't actually mind the machines (which accept contactless) I don't like having to leave the kids in the car while I walk there and back, because they will fight, get out of the car, etc.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 4 July 2023 08:13 (ten months ago) link
If there’s no cash option, it’s discriminatory and fuck it; but also, if there’s no non-cash option, it’s discriminatory and fuck it. Here in Philly, it is perhaps one of the only official systems that works— there are zones and kiosks at every zone that either take card or cash, or you can use the app and pay that way. Shouldn’t be a hard problem to solve. Now don’t get me started on SEPTA, our public transit system. At least they’re beginning a phone-based payment system finally, after years of using a system of RFID chip cards that…get this… expired. Like, I had to buy a new card and load it with funds even tho my old one had funds on it. Just to ride the subway for a few miles. Insanity.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 July 2023 10:56 (ten months ago) link
On the subject of reg recognition: having to go into a shop and wait in a queue to pay for petrol while my car sits blocking the pump seems mad to me when the forecourt has plenty of cameras.
― fetter, Tuesday, 4 July 2023 11:31 (ten months ago) link
I now have THREE separate parking apps, and they're always required in places with no signal/wifi. Fuck them to hell. Usually no card reader either.
― kinder, Tuesday, 4 July 2023 11:40 (ten months ago) link
Quite honestly it drives me nuts how the default assumption is "everyone has a smartphone" in so much of society, which tabes otm, is discriminatory.
My company once changed the system for calling out unplanned from calling a voicemail and leaving the details to an Android/iOS cell phone app. Sure enough, one or two training classes later, two employees said they didn't have smart phones, what do they do, and leadership was flummoxed like they literally hadn't expected.
But back to parking - not ALL parking apps are clumsy, but so many of them make you do a lot of work. What I also hate is that these apps SHOULD provide you with added convenience - i.e., you paid through 10 pm but you got held up. Cool, I'll just relog into the app and add some additional time!
Except all of them I've used, even though you set up an account, it knows your license plate and (if applicable) your space number, you go to add more time, but it doesn't allow you to. It counts the time you are purchasing from time of purchase and doesn't incorporate the time you already paid for. So you have to wait for it to expire first
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 July 2023 12:32 (ten months ago) link
I don't like having to leave the kids in the car while I walk there and back, because they will fight, get out of the car, etc.
This is on u for raising feral crime kids imo
― the best minds of my generation destroyed by woke (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 July 2023 12:41 (ten months ago) link
One time I left my kid unattended when getting gas and these 2 bikers started harassing them and he threw a boomerang and killed one of them
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 July 2023 12:50 (ten months ago) link
Round here you can pay by text message as well, so a dumb phone will do. Not that everyone has one of those either.
― Alba, Tuesday, 4 July 2023 14:56 (ten months ago) link
Once got talking to an elderly lady at an airport who asked me "why is everyone always on their PHONES". Thought she wanted to do the usual boomer rant about this but turned out, no, she genuinely did not know what the functionalities of a smartphone were.
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 4 July 2023 15:30 (ten months ago) link
it is indeed my fate to walk the earth as the shamed father of two feral crime kids, at least until one of them goes off to uni I suppose
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 4 July 2023 15:31 (ten months ago) link
I remember my nan tutting at everyone wearing headphones at a local historic attraction. They were listening to the audio guide!
― kinder, Tuesday, 4 July 2023 19:21 (ten months ago) link
Theres new underground carparks near me that are cashless in a good way - it reads yr licence plate, so if youre there less than the 1 or 2 hours it allows, all is well and it lets you out. They should just do that for onstreet parking - read the plate, charge nothing if it less than X window of time, if over X, send a bill/charge to CC. No cash for inspectors to have to collect, no need for apps, no fucking around looking for which machine to pay at.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 00:47 (ten months ago) link
All that said I've NFI how they'd put a camera in to record a paralell-parked car on the road.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 00:48 (ten months ago) link
. . . i don't even own a car
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 00:51 (ten months ago) link
https://media.tenor.com/FFnlR-x5mTEAAAAC/nathan-fillion-but.gif
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 01:08 (ten months ago) link
tbf i was totally put off cars by hook turns
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 01:09 (ten months ago) link
the car has to enter the spot at some point right
― mh, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 03:02 (ten months ago) link
― pplains, Monday, July 3, 2023 10:13 PM (yesterday)
this is a beautiful idea
― sarahell, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 06:32 (ten months ago) link
apps are good
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 07:49 (ten months ago) link
Leave room for the entree
― the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 13:37 (ten months ago) link
How much to print 500 stickers with QR codes leading to carfree.com or thewaroncars.org to paste over those parking signs.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 13:40 (ten months ago) link
QR code leading to pics of Tubgirl
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 14:15 (ten months ago) link
I like parking apps. Hated having to find ways to make change before taking a trip downtown.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 14:54 (ten months ago) link
Count me among the haters. I don't own a car, so I only encounter these things when I'm traveling in a rental or a borrowed car. So I'm on the road, going from town to town, and inevitably it's some different app than the one before, or the app wants me to enter my password which I certainly don't remember, etc. etc. I guess I'm just annoyed at the idea of keeping multiple different apps installed on my phone so I can hypothetically park if I'm ever again in a town that happens to have been suckered by the same app company as one that I've used in the past. (The entire thing seems like an obnoxious way for a private company to slip in and grab a slice of what should be a fairly basic and easily-implemented municipal function and revenue stream...)
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 15:05 (ten months ago) link
My city still has parking meters that take change as well as an app for the same spaces. Half an hour is something like 25¢ while the app charges you 35¢.
I'm comfortable with this. Making more options available rather than taking some away. I carry around quarters in an Altoids tin like an old man, but the app is convenient (and worth the small surcharge) because I can extend my time without going back to the car to plug in more quarters.
However, I don't frequent the private lots anymore since they removed the cash option and now have QR codes on the kiosk. I was carrying around an Android J3 up until last year. It barely could read QR codes for restaurant menus.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 15:26 (ten months ago) link
put it this way - I'd be fine w/ an app if that wasn't the only way to pay for parking, like give me options!
and also don't make me go through hoops in the process, like there's one parking app I have which even if you scan the QR code, doesn't know exactly which parking lot you're at, you have to search for it or enter the number from the sign or some shit, before you can even get to the stage of paying.
whereas there's one local lot here which literally you click a link, go right to payment and enter your space number, and boom...it's easy and over in two minutes. I wish they were all like that.
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 15:27 (ten months ago) link
xpost pplains otm
I carry around quarters in an Altoids tin like an old man
you are literally my dad
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 15:36 (ten months ago) link
I'm still proud of you.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 15:57 (ten months ago) link
i have somehow managed to avoid these up until now, but i don't doubt that i will hate them in the future when they are imposed on me.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 16:07 (ten months ago) link
Last year I stayed at a hotel in New Orleans that used a parking garage with a really bad and confusing online app. Parking was supposed to be covered in the price of the room, but the garage had many signs giving dire warnings about not leaving your car there for any tiny amount of time without registering on the app. So I registered and paid for a space and of course was told by the hotel that under no circumstances would they refund anything I already paid for parking. There was zero information about how any of this was supposed to work, which I'm pretty sure was the point, it all felt extremely scammy.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 16:16 (ten months ago) link
The entire thing seems like an obnoxious way for a private company to slip in and grab a slice of what should be a fairly basic and easily-implemented municipal function and revenue stream...
this
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 16:26 (ten months ago) link
^^
maybe by city is just so dysfunctional they haven't even thought of this additional way to fuck things up?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 16:55 (ten months ago) link
I can’t even guess at the number of accounts I’ve made for sites/apps that I only needed to use a single time.
― blatherskite, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 17:04 (ten months ago) link