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its a goof on this thread

Before I leave for NYC, here is my thread on seeing Taylor this weekend while she is dating a racist, Islamophobic, anti-semitic overall problematic white man. While I don't necessarily "owe" anyone this thread, it is important to me to take my public leadership seriously.

— Holly Stallcup (@HollyStallcup) May 25, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 May 2023 19:36 (eleven months ago) link

You’re welcome https://t.co/4Hz33Bz14Z

— Adam Friedland (@AdamFriedland) May 25, 2023

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 May 2023 19:42 (eleven months ago) link

taylor swift fans are out of control

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 May 2023 19:59 (eleven months ago) link

the upside is that i am listening to the 1975

mark s, Thursday, 25 May 2023 20:00 (eleven months ago) link

ew

Laurie Anderson’s Singing Bowl Migraine Orchestra (Hunt3r), Thursday, 25 May 2023 20:22 (eleven months ago) link

the whole thing made me like matty healy a little bit more, until i remembered who he was dating

imago, Thursday, 25 May 2023 21:00 (eleven months ago) link

full circle

mh, Friday, 26 May 2023 04:31 (eleven months ago) link

taylor swift dating matty healy is hannah arendt dating martin heidegger (also MH) for people whose Lacan getting expelled from the IPA is tati westbrook’s “breaking my silence” video

— josef k hole (@poeticdweller) May 25, 2023

xyzzzz__, Friday, 26 May 2023 09:45 (eleven months ago) link

also mh 🤨

mark s, Friday, 26 May 2023 09:50 (eleven months ago) link

The Healy Nazi salute thing is literally a plot element from the tv show The Chair

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 26 May 2023 11:42 (eleven months ago) link

really hate that i understood every word of that tweet :/

Roz, Friday, 26 May 2023 12:59 (eleven months ago) link

"The Republican Party of 2023 is arguably already more online than the Democrats of 2019."https://t.co/Nv5NgvtN2q

— Rachel Cohen (@rmc031) May 26, 2023

lag∞n, Friday, 26 May 2023 13:09 (eleven months ago) link

don't worry mark s, I'm undateable

mh, Friday, 26 May 2023 15:37 (eleven months ago) link

revulsion in multiple timelines

Laurie Anderson’s Singing Bowl Migraine Orchestra (Hunt3r), Saturday, 27 May 2023 04:09 (eleven months ago) link

Whoever controls the media controls the mind. pic.twitter.com/pWGIWDuNGP

— jack (@jack) May 27, 2023

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 May 2023 15:42 (eleven months ago) link

🐦[Whoever controls the media controls the mind. pic.twitter.com/pWGIWDuNGP🕸
— jack (@jack) May 27, 2023🕸]🐦


Jim Morrison didn’t say that, everyone knows it was Bob Marley!

Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 27 May 2023 16:12 (eleven months ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 May 2023 16:23 (eleven months ago) link

lmao someone figured out how to get priority over the blue checks

new twitter meta just dropped:
- tag gold check customer support bot in your reply
- the bot autoreplies
- gold check > blue check
- your reply appears above all the blue check replies https://t.co/ej3nLzE8Bc

— botulism dachshund (@grosspointbreak) May 27, 2023

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:17 (eleven months ago) link

haa

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:30 (eleven months ago) link

a simple appeal to the platinum check support friend will demote the gold checks

z_tbd, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:39 (eleven months ago) link

said the ticktock man

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:41 (eleven months ago) link

Fascinating. Apparently somebody at Twitter still cares at least marginally about not abusing trans folks? I bet whoever it is will be gone by the end of the day and Matt Walsh's hateful film will be given full exposure.

Twitter canceled a deal with @realdailywire to premiere What is a Woman? for free on the platform because of two instances of “misgendering.”

I’m not kidding.

Here's what happened:🧵1/16

— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) June 1, 2023

Probably Musk got cold feet for whatever reason at the last minute (or found out Walsh said something mean about him). The fact that Twitter even made the offer, I stand by my assertion that he wants to make Twitter an explicitly pro-right wing space.

Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 1 June 2023 14:04 (eleven months ago) link

Yeah that does seem to be his goal, de facto or otherwise.

4/16 Twitter responded with enthusiasm and offered us the opportunity to buy a package to host the movie on a dedicated event page and to promote the event to every Twitter user over the first 10 hours.

— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) June 1, 2023

This is not a thing.

I see no reason to believe anything in that thread.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 June 2023 14:33 (eleven months ago) link

seems like bullshit to me

I will say that I've recently reported a few people replying in a way that's threatening to trans people, albeit very publicly and not subtly, and they've been banned

mh, Thursday, 1 June 2023 14:44 (eleven months ago) link

11/16 Of course, saying “you have the right to speak, but we'll make sure no one hears you” is a bit like saying “you have the right to cast a vote, but we'll make sure it isn't counted.” That's not a right at all!

— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) June 1, 2023

Constitutional scholar here

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 1 June 2023 14:57 (eleven months ago) link

Crazy that no one has heard of this film

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 1 June 2023 14:58 (eleven months ago) link

🐦[4/16 Twitter responded with enthusiasm and offered us the opportunity to buy a package to host the movie on a dedicated event page and to promote the event to every Twitter user over the first 10 hours.
— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) June 1, 2023🕸]🐦

This is not a thing.

I see no reason to believe anything in that thread.


TBH I am skeptical of this whole story, but sounds like the kind of bullshit thing Musk would promise. “We’ll push your movie to every user, Blue checks get secret bonus content!”

Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:10 (eleven months ago) link

Haha apparently this film has been free to watch for a year

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:10 (eleven months ago) link

The goal here is presumably to get musk to tweet about it, which will probably work because he’s a moron

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:11 (eleven months ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Is_a_Woman%3F

“The film was released to subscribers to The Daily Wire website on June 1, 2022, at the beginning of Pride Month.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:14 (eleven months ago) link

god its so funny how much these idiots bend over backwards to appease the right only to wind up pissing them off for the dumbest possible reasons

frogbs, Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:27 (eleven months ago) link

yeah the right are such psychos that its really not smart to engage with them theyll shank you every time

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:29 (eleven months ago) link

this post isn't even calling out anyone specific yet the paid blue checks are losing their minds in the replies https://t.co/hEQyKftQGp

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) June 1, 2023

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 1 June 2023 16:49 (eleven months ago) link

If a Nazi dresses like a Nazi in the forest, and no one is around to see them, are they still a Nazi?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 June 2023 16:54 (eleven months ago) link

Actually lots of funny responses (on both sides!) in there, from blue checks and no checks alike. "That's why we stood at the table." "Is the same true for communists? Only if they split the bill." etc.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 June 2023 16:57 (eleven months ago) link

Just as expected:

This was a mistake by many people at Twitter. It is definitely allowed.

Whether or not you agree with using someone’s preferred pronouns, not doing so is at most rude and certainly breaks no laws.

I should note that I do personally use someone’s preferred pronouns, just as I…

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 1, 2023

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 1 June 2023 19:39 (eleven months ago) link

I'm sure it's a coincidence the assholes at the Daily Wire wanted to do this the first day of Pride month.

Wow, Twitter’s head of trust and safety is out for a second time. https://t.co/xudakVQ9uh

— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) June 2, 2023

And a lamb sacrificed to appease Tim Pool

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 2 June 2023 01:51 (eleven months ago) link

dang, Sheila

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 June 2023 13:59 (eleven months ago) link

Ready for the Twitter World

The Original Human Beat Surrender (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 2 June 2023 14:00 (eleven months ago) link

NEW: Twitter’s head of brand safety and ad quality has resigned. Could be related to some changes in Twitter’s ad policy which I’ll share shortly.

— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) June 2, 2023

serving bundt (sic), Friday, 2 June 2023 16:06 (eleven months ago) link

So what exactly is Jack’s role In BlueSky?

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Monday, 5 June 2023 00:32 (eleven months ago) link

He can and will https://t.co/zrKLc2BKhz

— jack (@jack) June 4, 2023

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Monday, 5 June 2023 00:32 (eleven months ago) link

So what exactly is Jack’s role In BlueSky?


Being mental?

Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 5 June 2023 00:51 (eleven months ago) link

is Jack an anti-vaxxer? bc I am not sure what the argument for RFK Jr. is otherwise.

jaymc, Monday, 5 June 2023 01:16 (eleven months ago) link

Jack Dorsey endorses fellow Bitcoin advocate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. for president
https://fortune.com/2023/06/04/jack-dorsey-endorses-bitcoin-advocate-robert-f-kennedy-jr-for-president-predicts-win/

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Monday, 5 June 2023 01:31 (eleven months ago) link

He’s on the record with some extremely weird health beliefs but I’m not sure if he’s previously said anything public about vaccination xp

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 5 June 2023 01:58 (eleven months ago) link

Elon’s lawyers just told a federal judge the “Twitter Files” were all a big lie, nothing more than a marketing campaign to appeal to the lowest common denominator https://t.co/c8bxqYF6tx

— LeGate🤠 (@williamlegate) June 3, 2023

serving bundt (sic), Monday, 5 June 2023 06:26 (eleven months ago) link


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