really hate that i understood every word of that tweet :/
― Roz, Friday, 26 May 2023 12:59 (eleven months ago) link
"The Republican Party of 2023 is arguably already more online than the Democrats of 2019."https://t.co/Nv5NgvtN2q— Rachel Cohen (@rmc031) May 26, 2023
― lag∞n, Friday, 26 May 2023 13:09 (eleven months ago) link
don't worry mark s, I'm undateable
― mh, Friday, 26 May 2023 15:37 (eleven months ago) link
revulsion in multiple timelines
― Laurie Anderson’s Singing Bowl Migraine Orchestra (Hunt3r), Saturday, 27 May 2023 04:09 (eleven months ago) link
Whoever controls the media controls the mind. pic.twitter.com/pWGIWDuNGP— jack (@jack) May 27, 2023
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 May 2023 15:42 (eleven months ago) link
🐦[Whoever controls the media controls the mind. pic.twitter.com/pWGIWDuNGP🕸— jack (@jack) May 27, 2023🕸]🐦
― Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 27 May 2023 16:12 (eleven months ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 May 2023 16:23 (eleven months ago) link
lmao someone figured out how to get priority over the blue checks
new twitter meta just dropped:- tag gold check customer support bot in your reply- the bot autoreplies- gold check > blue check- your reply appears above all the blue check replies https://t.co/ej3nLzE8Bc— botulism dachshund (@grosspointbreak) May 27, 2023
― frogbs, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:17 (eleven months ago) link
haa
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:30 (eleven months ago) link
a simple appeal to the platinum check support friend will demote the gold checks
― z_tbd, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:39 (eleven months ago) link
said the ticktock man
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:41 (eleven months ago) link
Fascinating. Apparently somebody at Twitter still cares at least marginally about not abusing trans folks? I bet whoever it is will be gone by the end of the day and Matt Walsh's hateful film will be given full exposure.
Twitter canceled a deal with @realdailywire to premiere What is a Woman? for free on the platform because of two instances of “misgendering.” I’m not kidding.Here's what happened:🧵1/16— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) June 1, 2023
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 1 June 2023 13:55 (eleven months ago) link
Probably Musk got cold feet for whatever reason at the last minute (or found out Walsh said something mean about him). The fact that Twitter even made the offer, I stand by my assertion that he wants to make Twitter an explicitly pro-right wing space.
― Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 1 June 2023 14:04 (eleven months ago) link
Yeah that does seem to be his goal, de facto or otherwise.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 1 June 2023 14:28 (eleven months ago) link
4/16 Twitter responded with enthusiasm and offered us the opportunity to buy a package to host the movie on a dedicated event page and to promote the event to every Twitter user over the first 10 hours.— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) June 1, 2023
This is not a thing.
I see no reason to believe anything in that thread.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 June 2023 14:33 (eleven months ago) link
seems like bullshit to me
I will say that I've recently reported a few people replying in a way that's threatening to trans people, albeit very publicly and not subtly, and they've been banned
― mh, Thursday, 1 June 2023 14:44 (eleven months ago) link
11/16 Of course, saying “you have the right to speak, but we'll make sure no one hears you” is a bit like saying “you have the right to cast a vote, but we'll make sure it isn't counted.” That's not a right at all!— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) June 1, 2023
Constitutional scholar here
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 1 June 2023 14:57 (eleven months ago) link
Crazy that no one has heard of this film
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 1 June 2023 14:58 (eleven months ago) link
🐦[4/16 Twitter responded with enthusiasm and offered us the opportunity to buy a package to host the movie on a dedicated event page and to promote the event to every Twitter user over the first 10 hours.— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) June 1, 2023🕸]🐦This is not a thing.I see no reason to believe anything in that thread.
― Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:10 (eleven months ago) link
Haha apparently this film has been free to watch for a year
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:10 (eleven months ago) link
The goal here is presumably to get musk to tweet about it, which will probably work because he’s a moron
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:11 (eleven months ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Is_a_Woman%3F
“The film was released to subscribers to The Daily Wire website on June 1, 2022, at the beginning of Pride Month.”
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:14 (eleven months ago) link
god its so funny how much these idiots bend over backwards to appease the right only to wind up pissing them off for the dumbest possible reasons
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:27 (eleven months ago) link
yeah the right are such psychos that its really not smart to engage with them theyll shank you every time
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:29 (eleven months ago) link
this post isn't even calling out anyone specific yet the paid blue checks are losing their minds in the replies https://t.co/hEQyKftQGp— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) June 1, 2023
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 1 June 2023 16:49 (eleven months ago) link
If a Nazi dresses like a Nazi in the forest, and no one is around to see them, are they still a Nazi?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 June 2023 16:54 (eleven months ago) link
Actually lots of funny responses (on both sides!) in there, from blue checks and no checks alike. "That's why we stood at the table." "Is the same true for communists? Only if they split the bill." etc.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 June 2023 16:57 (eleven months ago) link
Just as expected:
This was a mistake by many people at Twitter. It is definitely allowed. Whether or not you agree with using someone’s preferred pronouns, not doing so is at most rude and certainly breaks no laws. I should note that I do personally use someone’s preferred pronouns, just as I…— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 1, 2023
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 1 June 2023 19:39 (eleven months ago) link
I'm sure it's a coincidence the assholes at the Daily Wire wanted to do this the first day of Pride month.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 1 June 2023 20:14 (eleven months ago) link
Wow, Twitter’s head of trust and safety is out for a second time. https://t.co/xudakVQ9uh— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) June 2, 2023
And a lamb sacrificed to appease Tim Pool
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 2 June 2023 01:51 (eleven months ago) link
dang, Sheila
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 June 2023 13:59 (eleven months ago) link
Ready for the Twitter World
― The Original Human Beat Surrender (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 2 June 2023 14:00 (eleven months ago) link
NEW: Twitter’s head of brand safety and ad quality has resigned. Could be related to some changes in Twitter’s ad policy which I’ll share shortly.— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) June 2, 2023
― serving bundt (sic), Friday, 2 June 2023 16:06 (eleven months ago) link
So what exactly is Jack’s role In BlueSky?
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Monday, 5 June 2023 00:32 (eleven months ago) link
He can and will https://t.co/zrKLc2BKhz— jack (@jack) June 4, 2023
― Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 5 June 2023 00:51 (eleven months ago) link
is Jack an anti-vaxxer? bc I am not sure what the argument for RFK Jr. is otherwise.
― jaymc, Monday, 5 June 2023 01:16 (eleven months ago) link
Jack Dorsey endorses fellow Bitcoin advocate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. for presidenthttps://fortune.com/2023/06/04/jack-dorsey-endorses-bitcoin-advocate-robert-f-kennedy-jr-for-president-predicts-win/
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Monday, 5 June 2023 01:31 (eleven months ago) link
He’s on the record with some extremely weird health beliefs but I’m not sure if he’s previously said anything public about vaccination xp
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 5 June 2023 01:58 (eleven months ago) link
Elon’s lawyers just told a federal judge the “Twitter Files” were all a big lie, nothing more than a marketing campaign to appeal to the lowest common denominator https://t.co/c8bxqYF6tx— LeGate🤠 (@williamlegate) June 3, 2023
― serving bundt (sic), Monday, 5 June 2023 06:26 (eleven months ago) link
Twitter’s U.S. ad revenue is down 59 percent from a year earlier, according to new reportiong by the @NYTimes' @RMac18 and @tiffkhsu. https://t.co/StcpCblO8S— Tim Karr (@TimKarr) June 5, 2023
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 June 2023 11:57 (eleven months ago) link
I need someone to figure out who is making all these ad tweets sponsored by a one-word company that sounds bogus with a single video clip showing the product3/4 of the ads I’m getting are from Florp selling foam pool accessories
― mh, Monday, 5 June 2023 14:08 (eleven months ago) link
USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your productTWITTER: likes are now florpsUSERS: whatTWITTER: timeline goes sideways— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) January 5, 2016
― serving bundt (sic), Monday, 5 June 2023 15:05 (eleven months ago) link
most unique advertiser name today: buppeelite, selling a phone mount for your car dashboard that looks somewhat dangerous
― mh, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 22:34 (eleven months ago) link
he's actually going to remove the block feature lmao pic.twitter.com/aI7hWJY8df— jenny_tightpants🪑 (@halomancer1) June 8, 2023
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 8 June 2023 02:01 (eleven months ago) link
With nearly all ads I see featuring a similar logo in the profile image, I wonder if most of them are primarily one crappy company trying to find different letter combinations to get around blocks
― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Thursday, 8 June 2023 02:57 (eleven months ago) link
🐦[he’s actually going to remove the block feature lmao pic.twitter.com/aI7hWJY8df🕸— jenny_tightpants🪑 (@halomancer1) June 8, 2023🕸]🐦
― Alba, Thursday, 8 June 2023 08:10 (eleven months ago) link
It's good because it stops the troll interacting with the tweet — they can't so easily QT or RT and bring their unblocked followers to the pile-on.
― stet, Thursday, 8 June 2023 08:44 (eleven months ago) link
Ah that's true. Fuck Musk after all.
― Alba, Thursday, 8 June 2023 10:38 (eleven months ago) link
i block all advertisers i see courtesy of the teachings of lag00n, i wonder if elon sees that in the stats and wants to show more ads
― 龜, Thursday, 8 June 2023 13:30 (eleven months ago) link