i cannot believe i now know what this is about i blame max
― rick james moralism (Hunt3r), Friday, 9 June 2023 14:59 (ten months ago) link
This kid’s dad has DM’d LITERALLY every single professional sports account I’ve ever worked on 10+ times. Sometimes hundreds. Sports Illustrated, XFL, Barstool begging to be posted.It’s the saddest case of vicariously living through a kid I’ve ever seen. Hope it works out. https://t.co/wjGOs0nFgP— B.W. Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) June 9, 2023
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 9 June 2023 18:34 (ten months ago) link
Ugh
― CeeLô Borges (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 June 2023 18:37 (ten months ago) link
Livvy not the only one rizzing this kid up
― frogbs, Friday, 9 June 2023 18:40 (ten months ago) link
honestly, he may very well end up getting a football scholarship, but that alone doesn't make him the new drip king
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:35 (ten months ago) link
I assumed this was actually Rob Gronkowski Jr. and not some random kid lol
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:38 (ten months ago) link
rando gronk
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 June 2023 19:59 (ten months ago) link
there are many Rob Gronkowski Jrs, so it doesn't really narrow it down much
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 9 June 2023 20:10 (ten months ago) link
It rules that twitter ads are now for things that are a felony charge to possess. https://t.co/fVbn3panYu— chairman byz (@roguewerm) June 9, 2023
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 June 2023 09:36 (ten months ago) link
I got an ad for a steel retractable murder weapon, which apparently is also quite useful for hikers who are 4ft tall (it's way too short to function as a walking stick) so it's mainly for people with ideas of bludgeoning someone to death.
― calzino, Saturday, 10 June 2023 09:44 (ten months ago) link
yeah i keep getting that one too, it looks pretty fucking lethal
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 June 2023 09:46 (ten months ago) link
Re: Baby Gronk - projecting a football prospect prior to puberty and, you know, knowing how big the kid is going to be, is ridiculous
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 10 June 2023 14:34 (ten months ago) link
Especially in the analytics/combine era, your being in the NFL is determined by meeting a very defined set of physical attributes and physical performance measurements. There are exceptions but they are definitely not the norm.
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 10 June 2023 14:39 (ten months ago) link
The fact that he rizzed up Livvy is going to be a key factor at draft time.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 10 June 2023 14:49 (ten months ago) link
no, he was rizzed up BY Livvy, big difference
― frogbs, Saturday, 10 June 2023 14:51 (ten months ago) link
My people are telling me the rizzing was mutual.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 10 June 2023 14:54 (ten months ago) link
bay…. bee GRONK da da da-da da da, baby GRONK da da da-da da da baby GRONK da da da-da da da bay-bee groooooonk
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 10 June 2023 15:07 (ten months ago) link
he drip kingin’ all over this
― rick james moralism (Hunt3r), Sunday, 11 June 2023 00:34 (ten months ago) link
wow! i want this on a shirt!for the love of god, somebody please put this on a shirt! pic.twitter.com/HeCT6ANr5F— Ernest Penfold (@penfoldsfiv) June 10, 2023
― JoeStork, Sunday, 11 June 2023 04:54 (ten months ago) link
Posting this here just because it's that rare bit of gold the algorithm turns up.
There are great interviews, then there's this beauty by Virginia pitcher, Stephen Schoch. pic.twitter.com/6vfgmfcHme— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) June 11, 2023
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 12 June 2023 01:48 (ten months ago) link
(dude is going to make a killing in NIL. he already has his own brand, of course.)
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 12 June 2023 01:52 (ten months ago) link
guys name is one letter different from my uncles
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 June 2023 02:03 (ten months ago) link
His dogs love him
― Godzilla: (laughs) You are a fool, Mozart. You will never defeat me. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 June 2023 07:45 (ten months ago) link
Feel this also belongs in the thread "Dudes"
― serving aunt (stevie), Monday, 12 June 2023 07:52 (ten months ago) link
Softball ringer vibes
― rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Monday, 12 June 2023 16:05 (ten months ago) link
Does anything make you nervous?
Caves.
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Monday, 12 June 2023 16:37 (ten months ago) link
no hesitation
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 June 2023 16:40 (ten months ago) link
Nobody show this guy The Descent
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 June 2023 16:45 (ten months ago) link
Twitter is down for me half the time. A real time saver!
― Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 12 June 2023 17:36 (ten months ago) link
lol don't get too comfortable and keep your cash someplace safe
Hello Twitter. People keep asking me: Why Twitter? So, I’ll tell you. 👇— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayacc) June 12, 2023
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 June 2023 19:26 (ten months ago) link
The cute thing is that Linda thinks that if she believes hard enough and repeats the magic words often enough it will cause her to levitate.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 12 June 2023 19:34 (ten months ago) link
Linda should've just re-posted the Baby Gronk saga in ans to her question.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 June 2023 20:54 (ten months ago) link
still clicking on Tweets from time to time and the ad I always get is one with a close up of dentures being snapped in and out, it's really gross and a good reminder that I shouldn't go there anymore
― frogbs, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 15:20 (ten months ago) link
Catering to the new demographics
― Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 15:25 (ten months ago) link
What if you create a million AIs and charge them all $8.99 for blue checks?
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 15:28 (ten months ago) link
I keep getting the one about the bra designed by the 69-year-old woman. (It looks like it wouldn't work for anyone over a C cup.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 15:30 (ten months ago) link
Laughed a lot at this
I really want to buy this shirt! Does anybody know where I can buy it? pic.twitter.com/mIFU6ljqIx— 65 yr old musk reply guy with acute lead poisoning (@boring_as_heck) June 11, 2023
― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 19:42 (ten months ago) link
Laughed a lot at this🐦[I really want to buy this shirt! Does anybody know where I can buy it? pic.twitter.com/mIFU6ljqIx🕸— 65 yr old musk reply guy with acute lead poisoning (@boring_as_heck) June 11, 2023🕸]🐦
― Alba, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 19:50 (ten months ago) link
Hope the whale eats him this time
― official representative of Roku's Basketshit in at least one alternate u (lukas), Thursday, 15 June 2023 00:26 (ten months ago) link
That Yaccarino thread is hilarious, this is the best
Have you ever been talking with someone particularly insightful and thought, you should have the freedom to speak your mind. We all should.Enter Twitter 2.0.— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayacc) June 12, 2023
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 June 2023 00:40 (ten months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEtnFfQtQ8
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 June 2023 01:40 (ten months ago) link
infinite revisions of twitter 2.0
― mh, Thursday, 15 June 2023 03:50 (ten months ago) link
_Laughed a lot at this🐦[I really want to buy this shirt! Does anybody know where I can buy it? pic.twitter.com/mIFU6ljqIx🕸— 65 yr old musk reply guy with acute lead poisoning (@boring_as_heck) June 11, 2023🕸]🐦_
― Alba, Thursday, 15 June 2023 10:39 (ten months ago) link
Seeing just tons of ads now, including from accounts I am pretty sure I have blocked
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 15 June 2023 22:05 (ten months ago) link
Twitter is like a fun game now, having to decide whether blocking "The Ashes" as a subject will be more effective than blocking "England's Barmy Army" the account. they are unlikely to post anything but cricket but on the other hand many people might post about the ashes.
sometimes the subjects are impossibly broad - all the recent tina turner posts were "Music", all the Billie Eilish posts are "Alternative Pop" and you feel you'd miss out on interesting posts if you blocked those. ditto all those marvel universe posts you're not interested in under "Movies" are they unblockable? seem to be.
― koogs, Friday, 16 June 2023 06:09 (ten months ago) link
need a sugar daddy to put latest ashes scores on a t-shirt because my metamask acct hacked and need essay help
― Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 16 June 2023 08:12 (ten months ago) link
Really @elonmusk? A billion views? 1 in 7 people on earth saw this tweet?Yeah, ok very real metrics on here dude… pic.twitter.com/hphrGJnTmg— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) June 16, 2023
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 16 June 2023 16:45 (ten months ago) link
maybe the views numbers are sometimes in hexadecimal
― silverfish, Friday, 16 June 2023 17:26 (ten months ago) link
tbf i saw that tweet more than once
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 June 2023 17:27 (ten months ago) link
like, i know this is twitter and all but is that supposed to be some sort of gotcha question
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 16 June 2023 17:38 (ten months ago) link