Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

And Boris Johnson's just resigned as an MP so it's been aa bad day for lying narcissistic scumbags all round.

"If they knew, this would be a felony," said the former President, waving around an original Constitution from the Smithsonian and speaking directly into a recorder. "But they'll never know. They'll never know because I'm too smart."

— Sen. Lemon Gogurt (I - Podcastia) (@Ugarles) June 9, 2023

Am aware of many political types today citing some TV dialogue about not taking notes on a criminal conspiracy. Gratified, yet we wrote our Baltimore players as at least half-smart, and not the easiest prey for common vanities and insecurities. Trump is a pompous, fatuous fool.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) June 9, 2023

If your defense in doing crimes is "everybody does bunches of crimes," you are losing.

When I got pulled over for speeding, the police were strangely not swayed by an argument that ran "other people were speeding just as much, if not more."

🐦[Hard to imagine there’s a lawyer on Earth who can get him to stop posting at this point. pic.twitter.com/npBOWtGp2q🕸
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) June 9, 2023🕸]🐦

i’m still loling at joe biden having documents all over his garage floor

Between this and Baby Gronk everything has felt like an I Think You Should Leave sketch lately

which we know because Biden usually leaves his garage door open, like a bad HOA member

Using some missile defense specs to wipe off his hands after changing his oil in the Corvette.

I hear he drag races for nuke specs

I think we’ll find that a bunch of people are jailed for looking at the classified documents (i.e. espionage) while Asshole receives a stern rebuke and a five figure fine.

can we not

this is a day of joy

Trump Attorney 3 is getting suspended if not disbarred.

Goddam Deep State strikes again.

the recounting of movement of the boxes reads like a three-card monte recap (requested 80, moved 12, took 25, missing 72, deliver 30 etc)

seems unwise https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/110516652745413008

Nah, seems kosher to me. The more the merrier, it'll be wild. Soto, you should go!

can't we just C&P those posts? no way in hell am I clicking on that.

I think what I learned today

Is

When you do crime remember to make a recording

So you know how to do crime next time

That's nothing! I'm calling on EVERY REPUBLICAN TO COMMIT SUICIDE in solidarity with Trump!

Otherwise, we don't have a country, folks. https://t.co/3wzw9rjCqa

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) June 9, 2023

that's the kind of thing that gets keith olbermann's motors running

damn, otm

Twelve-D chess, man

Poking through the even more extreme websites, the story is that Trump wanted to get indicted SO THAT he could reveal he’s been president this whole time and indict Biden.

— Raffi Melkonian (@RMFifthCircuit) June 10, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPumsKqIeBA

Trump supporters are organizing on fringe social media platforms, finding the names of fed prosecutors & compiling information about their "children" and families

"We need to start killing" one MAGA cultist said

Another: "(their) children are fair game"https://t.co/Rf1kZGtIHa

— LeGate🤠 (@williamlegate) June 9, 2023

Twelve-D chess, man

🐦[Poking through the even more extreme websites, the story is that Trump wanted to get indicted SO THAT he could reveal he’s been president this whole time and indict Biden.
— Raffi Melkonian (@RMFifthCircuit) June 10, 2023🕸]🐦

How sad your life must be if you contemplate murder for Donald Fucking Trump.

I guess we’ll see?

I just don’t know what else to say at this point.

these qanon types still telling themselves stories are really something

these people know their correspondence can easily be tracked, right

like half these dorks said this shit before inauguration and a bunch of them got hauled in lol

Yeah I read it as mostly just msg board talk tbh. We'll find out.

It won’t surprise me if “the resistance” is like five random dudes.

These people are thick and deluded but (and maybe this is silly to think) after 1/6 the vibe among law enforcement is probably “fuck around and find out” on the streets, not just months later in court.

one thing is that the jan 6 prosecutions have really spooked them, now whenever you see a call for violence theres people immediately accusing the person of being a fed, which doesnt mean no ones going to try anything just that the public rabble rousing organizing that led to jan 6 is in a tough spot

I’ve been thinking that the vigorous prosecution of Proud Boys and Oath Keepers is also having the positive effect of ramping down on organized political violence that could be causing mayhem no and in the run up to the elections.

Or what you said lagoon.

our democracy is still limping along yay lol

Not dead yet

But it's gettin' there

i wonder how many different hats are in don’s rotation

In case you get eye strain and just wanted to listen to the indictment read

https://prosecuting-donald-trump.simplecast.com/episodes/the-full-indictment-read-by-ali-velshi

Good morning from Miami!

Trump as hidden mahdi
― Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 10 June 2023 16:06 (two days ago) link

This is one of the weirder things about q anon. It’s less a conspiracy then like a theory of prophecies and revelations.

so like the Old Testament then

Exactly. They compare Trump to the Biblical King Cyrus.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jan/11/donald-trump-evangelical-christians-cyrus-king

Holy grift

Trump-Cyrus “prayer coins” – the king is in the background, a brooding profile of Trump is in the foreground – for $45 a coin.

need that prayer coin baby

Hard working needler Chotiner on Cannon:

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/will-the-judge-in-trumps-case-recuse-herself-or-be-forced-to