pivot to video
Exclusive: Twitter to focus on video, commerce in business revamp - investor presentation https://t.co/N7gLhoZcsp by @Sheila_Dang— Kenneth Li (@kenli729) June 16, 2023
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 June 2023 21:29 (ten months ago) link
i feel like there's already a video website
― two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 June 2023 21:33 (ten months ago) link
i’ve been saying for a while that i think historians will describe el*n’s twitter takeover as the reagan-PATCO showdown of our era - in the sense that everyone was watching and it emboldened the capitalist class to push to consolidate power - and, well, https://t.co/E4oDXnv1Y8 pic.twitter.com/vshwStrBiq— Wendy Liu (@dellsystem) June 16, 2023
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 June 2023 21:56 (ten months ago) link
Pivoting to video = #1 place to watch pirated new releases on your timeline
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 16 June 2023 22:05 (ten months ago) link
Is twitter making money? These capitalists aren't very good at capitalism.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 17 June 2023 08:07 (ten months ago) link
The good thing about community notes is that you don't even have to click anymore to check out the actual story behind the tweet.
Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: What remote-workers will look like by 2100 https://t.co/FrMfrVi8nW pic.twitter.com/Ejnt4rRO2t— Daily Mail U.K. (@DailyMailUK) June 16, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 17 June 2023 08:09 (ten months ago) link
― Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 17 June 2023 15:10 (ten months ago) link
the tech investor/executive class like many other segments of society have really lost their damn minds
― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 June 2023 15:43 (ten months ago) link
*observing a giant business snafu* i wish to do that
― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 June 2023 15:44 (ten months ago) link
The “prioritize comments by blue checks” thing even ruins a good old fashioned main character pile-on. Back in my day, the essential reply “fellas is it gay to marry a woman” would’ve had 10K likes and remained right up top. This time it’s buried beneath earnest rebuttals pic.twitter.com/NTRpn3Ephp— Jason Kirk 🦉 (@thejasonkirk) June 17, 2023
― symsymsym, Saturday, 17 June 2023 16:09 (ten months ago) link
good christ that lady's account is horrifying
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 17 June 2023 16:29 (ten months ago) link
Hey @elonmusk, I hope you read this. My heart is shattered, and my life feels like it's in ruins. Why did you have to suspend the @ExplainThisBob account? You may not realize it, but you've single-handedly destroyed everything I had.I was more than just a follower; I was all in…— Downsin (@DeFiDownsin) June 18, 2023
sometimes you do in fact have to hand it to him
― 龜, Monday, 19 June 2023 15:04 (ten months ago) link
I honest to god don't know what that bob thing was about other than weirdos tagging it in replies
― mh, Monday, 19 June 2023 15:21 (ten months ago) link
“Bob is not a scam, but a decentralized memecoin with 0 tax, and no contract ownership. Bob is inspired by Doge, and for the people.”
oh, that makes perfect sense. thanks, bob
― mh, Monday, 19 June 2023 15:23 (ten months ago) link
my first assumption was that Elon had brutally suppressed the Church of the Subgenius; this is way more boring.
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Monday, 19 June 2023 17:54 (ten months ago) link
_“Bob is not a scam, but a decentralized memecoin with 0 tax, and no contract ownership. Bob is inspired by Doge, and for the people.”_oh, that makes perfect sense. thanks, bob
― Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 19 June 2023 18:37 (ten months ago) link
https://mastodon.social/@rodhilton/110561579833908574
honestly i’d work at that office
― 龜, Monday, 19 June 2023 19:07 (ten months ago) link
lmao amazing
easy to forget what a strange company it was before musk got involved
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 June 2023 19:14 (ten months ago) link
That place is a design nightmare
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 19 June 2023 19:30 (ten months ago) link
Bob is not a scam, but "Bob is not a scam" IS a scam
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 13:24 (ten months ago) link
My "Bob is not a scam" t-shirt...
― jaymc, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 13:38 (ten months ago) link
<extremely blackadder voice>
"Bob"?
― Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 16:02 (ten months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/pILi8BB.png
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 16:08 (ten months ago) link
Incredible thread, the marketplace of ideas is overflowing
blue checkmarks are the stupidest people to ever live lol pic.twitter.com/p0cumWYB8Z— 65 yr old musk reply guy with acute lead poisoning (@boring_as_heck) June 20, 2023
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 01:15 (ten months ago) link
Human. Unlimited!
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 02:21 (ten months ago) link
“I met a submarine rescue diver guy and want to say they’re good at their job. Can I just tweet about it? People might not believe me, I need proof I was with the diver. Oh, I have a fun video clip from the boat where we’re vibing hard. That’ll do it. People click on tweets with photos and videos more often!”
There are specific submarine crews and pilots who get flown in from around the world for rescue operations if a submersible goes missing, here’s me with one of them, so if people could not assume everyone on the Titanic expedition is dead just yet, that would be great. pic.twitter.com/ihuB61jbNW— Yell in a Strike (@jelenawoehr) June 20, 2023
― mh, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 03:00 (ten months ago) link
the submarine saga is blowing up this site
Finding out the blink 182 submarine stepson was jailed for making death threats to various female rave DJs & im at about the limit of information I can take in on this news story— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) June 21, 2023
― mh, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 03:03 (ten months ago) link
blink 182 submarine stepson
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 03:26 (ten months ago) link
kind of bittersweet that i will forget about him almost immediately
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 03:27 (ten months ago) link
**thinking about blink 182 submarine stepson** hello there...
― frogbs, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 03:38 (ten months ago) link
Outright dying at the horribly failed attempt at an appeal to authority in Jelena's tweet
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 03:53 (ten months ago) link
what’s even better is she is most famous (and probably got her job) from tweeting west wing fan fix in 2020
― mh, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 04:11 (ten months ago) link
transfixed by this ongoing saga
pic.twitter.com/VZGAIr43BY— Brian Jordan Alvarez (@brianjoralvarez) June 21, 2023
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 22:06 (ten months ago) link
as they say, bye
― Clay, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 22:47 (ten months ago) link
as a thread passerby with v little knowledge i still wanna know why is that person so uncanny valley. that's my takeaway from post, only q, is that a actual person
― rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:05 (ten months ago) link
afaict it's a face filter and a funny voice
― jaymc, Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:07 (ten months ago) link
you are working here full tient
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:13 (ten months ago) link
the submarine has unified my twitter timeline in a way that nothing has since elon took over. i wonder if his team fixed it
― 龜, Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:17 (ten months ago) link
real goblin-mode shit
― nashwan, Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:21 (ten months ago) link
the racist son of the billionaire stuck in a tin can at the bottom of the ocean posted this video… anyone know what he means by this???? pic.twitter.com/9dflMCO5K3— LeGate🤠 (@williamlegate) June 21, 2023
I'm starting to think this guy is a ITYSL character.
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:24 (ten months ago) link
It's a loss for humanity that this guy missed the sub ride.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:32 (ten months ago) link
That is someone who has never heard the word 'no' since the day he left the womb. He's emitting visible waves of weapons-grade sociopathy.
― Fish Sticks in the Fanny Pack (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:39 (ten months ago) link
Least sociopathic billionaire's (step)son imo
― Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:46 (ten months ago) link
the step part is essential to understanding the situation
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:50 (ten months ago) link
That's conjecture
― Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:53 (ten months ago) link
hope he gets his ass eaten by a shark
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 June 2023 15:03 (ten months ago) link
Feel like I personally would benefit from a clarification as to which type of ass eating you have in mind there
― Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 June 2023 15:43 (ten months ago) link
yes
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 June 2023 15:46 (ten months ago) link
Feel like there isn't much material difference when a shark is involved
― Fish Sticks in the Fanny Pack (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2023 15:47 (ten months ago) link
yeah, unfortunately i'm pretty sure a shark's mouth is just not designed to eat ass
― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 22 June 2023 16:07 (ten months ago) link