Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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*tough time

pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 00:51 (ten months ago) link

The sentiment is perhaps better described in my father's favorite saying: "If it's free, it's for me."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 00:55 (ten months ago) link

My mum gave me her old car as a surprise gift a few years ago. Because the car was really pretty old and well used (100,000+ miles on the odometer at the time) there did in fact ensue a number of joking gift horse/car conversations between us in regard to tax, insurance, MOT and repair costs, as well as how it was to drive, especially at anything over 50mph.

brain (krakow), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 07:54 (ten months ago) link

Ok, one car, cool.

Is there anybody here who has been given a horse?

Or given someone a horse (presumably one of their extra horses)?

pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 08:10 (ten months ago) link

Trone Poor, i think you'll find.

fetter, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 08:13 (ten months ago) link

Sorry YMP! It was funny though that thinking back my mum basically did tell me not to look a gift car in the MOuTh.

brain (krakow), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 09:21 (ten months ago) link

I knew a Spanish guy when I was first in Galway who was given a mini van/car and then had it seized by the gards when they stopped him in the centre of town and realised he had no license or insurance. So it does happen, may depend on the circles one hangs around with.

Stevo, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 09:26 (ten months ago) link

"I've never seen him take to a new rider like that. Look at them together, they're almost one and the same! Tell you what, Robbins, you take that bank deed back to the fire pit and I'll see if your little girl can keep that horse. Gonna have to talk to the boss first."

pplains, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 13:13 (ten months ago) link

This is solidly in the “interesting facts I found on the internet” category but anyway…

The songwriter Fred Ebb (Cabaret, Chicago, etc) was instrumental in the arrest of the murderer whose crime inspired the novel and then film Looking for Mr. Goodbar.

Ebb was somehow friends with the guy who was out drinking with the murderer on the night of the murder and to whom the murderer immediately confessed.

Josefa, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 21:06 (ten months ago) link

!

Holly Godarkbloom (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 21:21 (ten months ago) link

I've been given a horse. I worked on a farm that bred Appaloosas when I was in high school. They gave me a brood mare in foal when I graduated. I did not check her mouth.

Jaq, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 22:05 (ten months ago) link

lol amazing

so did you also get a foal? I'm not 100% sure of the terminology there!

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 22:07 (ten months ago) link

Yes, a little filly - so 2 for 1 deal. Just what every engineering college freshman needs!

Jaq, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 22:47 (ten months ago) link

thats a common misconception iirc, and somewhat of a retrofit

the phrase is actually traced most reliably back to the seafaring peoples of the volga trade routes: sove, dvs der im en gammel hest

― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Monday, June 19, 2023 5:52 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you need to cite your sources

― budo jeru, Monday, June 19, 2023 6:22 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

cards on table, the day i code and host a mock website as a source in order to underpin a classic ilx reference as a meta comment on how a discussion has unnecessarily grown quite ridiculous legs, that's the day i know the free time has reached a dangerous level altogether*

*i considered it

― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Monday, June 19, 2023 6:35 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

wait ... this was a "sleep, that's where i'm a viking" joke?

budo jeru, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 02:14 (ten months ago) link

i think i thought you were the other british person who types in all lowercase, but you're the one who makes cryptic jokes and he's the one who would actually know about some random etymology

budo jeru, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 02:15 (ten months ago) link

the only not annoying way to use this website is never to post on it

budo jeru, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 02:20 (ten months ago) link

oooh british— u r having me on? etc

rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 02:53 (ten months ago) link

did someone call dmac british

dialing 9-1 right now and holding my finger over the 1

mh, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 03:05 (ten months ago) link

mark s is the uk knower about things but also the one who makes cryptic jokes

Grandall Flange (wins), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 06:21 (ten months ago) link

Also knows about cryptids, it’s a whole mess

Grandall Flange (wins), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 06:21 (ten months ago) link

Hibernia? That's where I'm a Briton!

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 06:35 (ten months ago) link

British Isles, innit?

Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 06:38 (ten months ago) link

Didn't know that Bing Crosby recorded a special 'NATO Song' to mark NATO's 10th anniversary on 4 April 1959 (article about it here).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WJIB8hbiYM

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Thursday, 22 June 2023 09:11 (ten months ago) link

kingo coleo

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 June 2023 12:50 (ten months ago) link

Bobby Fischer, a name I knew only because it was in a movie title but the person was famous for chess.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 25 June 2023 03:29 (ten months ago) link

Among other things, yes. Or maybe "infamous" for other things.

But he could play the hell out of chess, that's for sure.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 25 June 2023 03:31 (ten months ago) link

well, also amy's dad

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 June 2023 03:31 (ten months ago) link

When Bobby played Boris Spassky for the world championship it got in depth coverage from Sports Illustrated. Ofc, due to the Vietnam War/Cold War the whole 'showdown between American & Russian masterminds' was a big angle to gin up interest, plus Fischer was the personification of the unpredictable and unstable genius. It was a great drama, I gotta say.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 25 June 2023 04:02 (ten months ago) link

and then we got an actor who loved to joke about genocide and has since become a saint

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 June 2023 04:03 (ten months ago) link

Fischer was the personification of the unpredictable and unstable genius. It was a great drama

Yeah but Nabokov had already written The Luzhin Defense 40 years earlier.

pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 25 June 2023 04:23 (ten months ago) link

A podcast on Medeival Sexuality talking about pligrimages being opportunities for collecting sins that one is likely to get allowances for once one arrives at teh pilgrimage site .& how medeival women on pilgrimages may be wearing badges that might now seem NSFW
https://i.redd.it/gcsxkl5jr9u51.jpg
https://www.ecosia.org/images?q=medieval%20badges%20of%20vulvas%20with%20hats#id=8A6C4C10EDA9BBED333A8E2DE8486BE60218E83C

Looks like some of these are being made again

Stevo, Monday, 26 June 2023 11:19 (ten months ago) link

That blini (the little pancakes) are of Russian origin.
Maybe 2 years ago? Previously I thought they were Indian. A combination of only ever buying them to eat at home, rather than ordering them in a restaurant, plus wrong association with other foods ending in 'i' - bhaji, biriyani etc - being the reason.

Grandpont Genie, Monday, 26 June 2023 13:26 (ten months ago) link

somehow I only just learned the story behind Macron's marriage o_O

rob, Saturday, 1 July 2023 19:26 (ten months ago) link

That there was a University gig network in ireland in the mid 70s until the late 80s.
I'd wondered what the story was on arriving fro. Hitching around gigs in the UK and colleges being a significant network. Just got told today that there had been one set up and ended when continual assessment and other academic focus became a significant factor.
So I'd missed one by a couple of years rather than it never existing.

There was a talk on gigs from late 70s and early 80s in Galway this afternoon.
So that came out in that. I had wondered though.
Plus with setting up stadium gigs like the venue that had been the Point and has been a few other things since. Meant that instead of having to work out logistics for a series of smaller gigs around the country they could get audience to all go to one point.
Interesting talk tied in with an exhibition of posters from the time.

Stevo, Sunday, 2 July 2023 00:05 (ten months ago) link

there was a film on bbc1 last night (actually right now!) that might've covered this called Good Vibrations. seems to be the story of Terri Hooley, so more Belfast-based. it's from 2012 but i don't think I've seen it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05569p9

koogs, Sunday, 2 July 2023 00:45 (ten months ago) link

I don't know if Belfat would be part of same network since education system different in Northern Ireland. It would make sense to coordinate since a band would be in vague geographical proximity.
But border may create problems up to a certain point. Goods were smuggled across that border to escape duty up until some legislation change, not sure what Brexut has meant since not been up since 2009.

I think Good Vibrations was a good documentary. I could never remember if I had been in the shop concerned. Which is an oversight. But I was broke and didn't have a real base when I was up in Belfast in the early 90s so wouldn't be looking for records.

Stevo, Sunday, 2 July 2023 05:47 (ten months ago) link

Burt Lancaster’s career started as a circus acrobat.

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 21:53 (nine months ago) link

that's where he learned to chew the scenery

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 22:10 (nine months ago) link

I just learned today that Debbie Harry and Chris Stein have not been a couple since 1987. I don’t keep up with that kind of stuff much at all, but still: 36 years ago.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 22:47 (nine months ago) link

That the dude behind Dave's Killer Bread (he sold the company in 2015) was a goddamn maniac and multiple felon. (The bread is excellent.)

― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 25 May 2023 04:29 (one month ago) link

this got me fearful of the Heidelberg bread backstory.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 9 July 2023 05:55 (nine months ago) link

Lego Feet is considered part of the autechre discography?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autechre_discography

koogs, Monday, 10 July 2023 11:21 (nine months ago) link

Johnny Marr is a stage name

(Born John Maher)

Exit, pursued by a beer (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 July 2023 11:34 (nine months ago) link

I always thought it was a pun on j'en ai marre (I've had enough of this), but wiki says he started calling himself Marr to make it easier for people to pronounce and to avoid confusion with John Maher out of the Buzzcocks.

lord of the rongs (anagram), Monday, 10 July 2023 12:44 (nine months ago) link

^I went up this exact same learning curve years ago, wonder how many others have.

The Lunatics (Have Taken Over the Elektra) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 July 2023 17:15 (nine months ago) link

^I went up this exact same learning curve years ago, wonder how many others have.

― The Lunatics (Have Taken Over the Elektra) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 July 2023 18:15 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

^I went up this exact same learning curve seconds ago

mark s, Monday, 10 July 2023 17:20 (nine months ago) link

That Billy Wilder had a film director brother who made some lousy science fiction films in the 1950s, including the first Yeti/bigfoot movie.

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 11:24 (nine months ago) link

The West Coast of the US doesn't have fireflies?

nope!

― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, July 18, 2023 4:52 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 22:51 (nine months ago) link

I have learned that if you automatically clean the toilet and bathroom sink once a week, like on a Sunday morning, they won't get so completely gross that you don't want to bother

(Haven't learned this yet with the bath tub however)

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 22:55 (nine months ago) link

Had a charming experience a while back with a dear friend from Oregon. She had never seen a firefly, and we just went out into the back yard at dusk and there they were.

It's amazing, the stuff you take for granted but would be utterly new for someone else. Treasure those moments.

Exit, pursued by a beer (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 22:59 (nine months ago) link


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