POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

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Pole.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Sunday, 25 June 2023 13:31 (ten months ago) link

“Fast Dick” still makes me cry laughing even thinking about it.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 02:00 (ten months ago) link

city lights play on my dick and my dick was wrapped around my shoulder

two months pass...

Best poll

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 9 September 2023 09:08 (seven months ago) link

I know we're pleased My Dick stayed humble, but I really do think it's time for a follow up

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Saturday, 9 September 2023 16:00 (seven months ago) link

The dick that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and they did burn so very very brightly.

churl of england (ledge), Saturday, 9 September 2023 16:32 (seven months ago) link

it's better to burn dick than to fade a dick

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 9 September 2023 16:37 (seven months ago) link

blended dick haircut

sarahell, Saturday, 9 September 2023 17:50 (seven months ago) link

Fields of Dick...brings back memories of the neighbors harvesting dicks this time of year.

birdistheword, Sunday, 10 September 2023 06:38 (seven months ago) link

So many dick hits since the first one came out, a followup is needed indeed.

Can’t Feel My Dick
Lose Yourself to Dick
Rolling in my Dick
Shape of Dick
Shake My Dick
Hotline Dick
Shallow Dick
Wrecking Dick
Old Town Dick
Take My Dick to Church
Stay With My Dick
Somebody that I Used to Dick
When I Was Your Dick

✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 10 September 2023 15:35 (seven months ago) link

Dick Me Maybe

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 10 September 2023 15:42 (seven months ago) link

Try Sleeping with a Broken Dick

✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 10 September 2023 15:51 (seven months ago) link

Dick Horse

the new drip king (DJP), Sunday, 10 September 2023 17:03 (seven months ago) link

We Found My Dick In A Hopeless Place

master cushion (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 10 September 2023 17:38 (seven months ago) link

Wait, no Uptown Dick?

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 September 2023 19:45 (seven months ago) link

“From Tha Chuuuch to My Dick” would be great

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 10 September 2023 19:51 (seven months ago) link

so would an entire dickless by my bloody dick

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 11 September 2023 21:45 (seven months ago) link

Try That in a Small Dick

JoeStork, Monday, 11 September 2023 22:14 (seven months ago) link

or perhaps Try Dick in a Small Town?

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 11 September 2023 22:41 (seven months ago) link

dickless by my bloody dick

has my dick gone too far

sleepy bee (cat), Monday, 11 September 2023 22:53 (seven months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_yGoNXBuds

Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 03:09 (seven months ago) link

!!!!

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 03:44 (seven months ago) link

My Dick
June 28
Ok fine we'll do another record.

via their FB after reaching 5K followers

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 03:52 (seven months ago) link

so frustrating that my dick has never played live with a my dick band, how is that possible, where are these people? Ohio? I will move back to Ohio if I have to, what a great time at the bar that would be

hunting around for more my dick on that channel I found a short clip of the singer from freezepop and whoa, haven't thought about freezepop in 20 years but how good were they? still active it seems, may need to make a freezepop thread

Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 04:17 (seven months ago) link

"If you tolerate my dick, then... no.

"Been through the desert on a horse with my dick" .. mmm, no.

Blimey, it's harder than it looks!

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 07:27 (seven months ago) link

My Dick North Of Dickmond

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 11:24 (seven months ago) link

has my dick gone too far

pretty far, actually

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 12:41 (seven months ago) link

"If you tolerate my dick, then... no.

"Been through the desert on a horse with my dick" .. mmm, no.

Blimey, it's harder than it looks!

― Mark G

See, you’re placing my dick in the wrong places. It should be:

“If you tolerate this, then my dick will be next…”

“I’ve been thru the desert with a dick with no name”

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 13:49 (seven months ago) link

I got dick in low places

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:35 (seven months ago) link

my dick my / my dick my / my dick my/ my dick my

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:43 (seven months ago) link

like you need to be more generous with the use of my dick

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:44 (seven months ago) link

Thank You For The My Dick

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:51 (seven months ago) link

Thank you for being my dick

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:25 (seven months ago) link

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my dick
My dick’s waitin'
Come and jump on it

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:27 (seven months ago) link

Islands In My Dick

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:46 (seven months ago) link

I went to the Bandcamp site and it said

If you like My Dick, you may also like:

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:04 (seven months ago) link

don't keep us in suspense Whiney, we might get blue balls

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:06 (seven months ago) link

Candle In My Dick

Goodbye, Nor My Dick
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold my dick
While my dicks around you crawled
My dick crawled out of the woodwork
And it whispered into your brain
My dick set you on the treadmill
And my dick made you change your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like my dick in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the dick set in
And I would've liked to know my dick
But I was just a kid
My dick burned out long before
Your legend ever did
Loneliness was tough
The toughest dick you ever played
Hollywood created a my dick star
And dick was the price you paid
Even when my dick died
Oh, the dicks still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that my dick was found in the nude

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:41 (seven months ago) link

Head Like My Dick

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:46 (seven months ago) link

Black as my dick
I’d rather die
Than give you my dick

the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:47 (seven months ago) link

I hurt my dick today
To see if I still feel
I focus on my dick
The only dick that's real

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:56 (seven months ago) link

It comes down to this
Your dick
Your dick
And the dick
It gets under my dick
Within
Take in
The extent of my dick

the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:01 (seven months ago) link

I did it all for my dick
(Come on) my dick
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up my dick
Stick it up my dick
Stick it up my dick

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:04 (seven months ago) link

1, 2, 3, and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg and my dick are at the door

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:10 (seven months ago) link

Black hole dick
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole dick
Won't you come
Won't you come

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:48 (seven months ago) link

also lol neando for that last one

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:48 (seven months ago) link

i'm really happy to see that so many of you are fans of my dick but, uh

i have some bad news for y'all

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 18:11 (seven months ago) link

Fingertips on my dick as I dip
Gotta get a tight grip, don't slip,
loose dicks sink ships

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 18:15 (seven months ago) link

My dick is an awesome dick
It reigns from Heaven above
With wisdom power and love
My dick is an awesome dick

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 19:21 (seven months ago) link

What's with these homies dissin' my dick?
Why do they gotta front?
What did my dick do to these guys
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, and my dick is yours
Woo-hoo, and my dick is mine
Woo-hoo, my dick is for all time

Ooh wee ooh, I look just like my dick
Oh oh, my dick is Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about my dick anyway
I don't care 'bout that

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:02 (seven months ago) link


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