ctrl-F "sir"
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 04:05 (ten months ago) link
His need to show off is even greater than his (very large) sense of self-preservation.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 18:31 (ten months ago) link
this is what happens when you elect a joke president. the country would have been better off with a sign that said "deez nuts" propped up on a chair in the oval office.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 18:41 (ten months ago) link
Yeah, but the joke's on us.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 18:43 (ten months ago) link
Deez Nuts/Squirrel 2024
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 18:45 (ten months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfTGZFB0iU0
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 18:51 (ten months ago) link
Personally, I intend to vote for Joe.
Mama
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 20:15 (ten months ago) link
we have to get bofa before the Supreme Court
― the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 21:15 (ten months ago) link
lol
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 21:21 (ten months ago) link
That audio is hilarious
― treeship., Tuesday, 27 June 2023 21:21 (ten months ago) link
"Let me show you this buttfor I snuck out of the Oval Office before I left"
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 21:22 (ten months ago) link
Most of all bc he doesn’t seem to know that the pentagon draws up plans for tons of scenarios. The existence of that doc doesn’t mean milley “planned to attack iran”
― treeship., Tuesday, 27 June 2023 21:23 (ten months ago) link
Grasp any straw!
Former President Donald Trump insisted on Tuesday that he was not showing off classified documents in an audio clip first published by CNN in which he referred to “highly confidential” material and “secret information” that he could no longer declassify.“I would say it was bravado, if you want to know the truth, it was bravado,” Trump said in an interview aboard his plane with Semafor and ABC News. “I was talking and just holding up papers and talking about them, but I had no documents. I didn’t have any documents.”The latest comments suggested a new potential legal argument from the former president: That he was overselling the material he was showing to an aide and people working on a biography of former chief of staff Mark Meadows in the recording, a transcript of which featured heavily in his recent federal indictment.“I just held up a whole pile of — my desk is loaded up with papers. I have papers from 25 different things,” he said, adding he kept relevant news articles about topics like Iran on hand.Asked about his use of the word “plans” during a Fox News interview earlier Tuesday to describe some items he may have highlighted in the 2021 meeting, Trump insisted he was referring to “building plans” and plans for golf courses strewn about his desk.“Did I use the word plans?” he said. “What I’m referring to is magazines, newspapers, plans of buildings. I had plans of buildings. You know, building plans? I had plans of a golf course.”Asked if he had any regrets about his handling of classified documents, Trump said he did not.
“I would say it was bravado, if you want to know the truth, it was bravado,” Trump said in an interview aboard his plane with Semafor and ABC News. “I was talking and just holding up papers and talking about them, but I had no documents. I didn’t have any documents.”
The latest comments suggested a new potential legal argument from the former president: That he was overselling the material he was showing to an aide and people working on a biography of former chief of staff Mark Meadows in the recording, a transcript of which featured heavily in his recent federal indictment.
“I just held up a whole pile of — my desk is loaded up with papers. I have papers from 25 different things,” he said, adding he kept relevant news articles about topics like Iran on hand.
Asked about his use of the word “plans” during a Fox News interview earlier Tuesday to describe some items he may have highlighted in the 2021 meeting, Trump insisted he was referring to “building plans” and plans for golf courses strewn about his desk.
“Did I use the word plans?” he said. “What I’m referring to is magazines, newspapers, plans of buildings. I had plans of buildings. You know, building plans? I had plans of a golf course.”
Asked if he had any regrets about his handling of classified documents, Trump said he did not.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 23:34 (ten months ago) link
NO REGERTS
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 23:49 (ten months ago) link
Gen Milley totally fucked up the 16th hole. Lots of missing balls.
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 23:59 (ten months ago) link
Okay he kind of sounds like he knows he’s fucked now
― frogbs, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 01:28 (ten months ago) link
Can I just say? It's unlikely that Trump will ever see jail time, but I love - love! - the idea of all his knucklehead followers getting busted in convoluted, stupid plans to bust him out. Hell, I would love a parade of failed jailbreaks even if Trump was *not* in jail, like these nerds were so far up their own butts they were convinced he was in Guantanamo and hatched some ill-fated schemes.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 01:34 (ten months ago) link
They used to call that natural selection.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 01:36 (ten months ago) link
i was startled by his use of the word "please" when asking for cokes, v. weak imo
― Marina Punky Chow (cat), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 01:39 (ten months ago) link
“ “I would say it was bravado, if you want to know the truth, it was bravado,” Trump said in an interview aboard his plane with Semafor and ABC News. “I was talking and just holding up papers and talking about them, but I had no documents. I didn’t have any documents.””
It goes without saying, but what a goddamn fucking moron.
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 01:46 (ten months ago) link
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
― H.L. Mencken, On Politics: A Carnival of Buncombe
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 02:01 (ten months ago) link
Every time Trump attempts to wriggle out of trouble I think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EVzoolYugAExcept in our cursed reality 3/4 of the world does Olympic-level mental gymnastics to pretend that they don't see the ALLEGED sprinkles that are vajazzled across the expanse of his pustulant mug
― Fish Sticks in the Fanny Pack (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 02:09 (ten months ago) link
"Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led (former Chief of Staff) John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter," Taylor writes.
"Afterward, Kelly retold that story to me in visible disgust. Trump, he said, was 'a very, very evil man.'"
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 16:41 (ten months ago) link
ew, you know Jared has to regale him with the details of their marital relations
― Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 17:08 (ten months ago) link
Date night
https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ivanka-trump-10.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 17:12 (ten months ago) link
^^Worst Duran Duran video
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 18:38 (ten months ago) link
*unbookmarks thread*
― Looking For Mr. Goodreads (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 19:57 (ten months ago) link
I wish
There a lot of avenues for disliking this fellow but maybe can we not joke about this one?
Like, the dude has a lot of flaws and vulnerabilities, but let's please not be flippant about pedophilia and incest and the power dynamics involved with rape culture, thxbye
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 23:49 (ten months ago) link
he really loves those documents
EXCLUSIVE: Trump ordered his lawyers to get "my documents" back -- AFTER they told him he'd be indicted https://t.co/ig5qnGfYwh— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) June 29, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:13 (ten months ago) link
he was calling for his documents back on truth social like a few weeks ago -- after the indictment
― treeship., Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:20 (ten months ago) link
the stuff about his daughter is stomach-churningly evil. i know that she and her husband are corrupt, complicit, consciousless, etc, but i can't help feelign bad for her.
― treeship., Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:30 (ten months ago) link
*conscienceless
xp his presidential library will just be rows and rows of dusty banker's boxes... go ahead - lift the lid and see what's in there, maybe a yellowed clipping or some golf pants that don't fit anymore
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:31 (ten months ago) link
If I hadn’t been prepared by years of jokes about Trump wanting to sleep with Ivanka, I would find this shocking
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:34 (ten months ago) link
it's not shocking but it's disgusting
― treeship., Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:38 (ten months ago) link
well, yeah
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:39 (ten months ago) link
He really does think he's some kind of aristocrat. (Take that how you want.)
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 29 June 2023 01:41 (ten months ago) link
See what you did there.
― Looking For Mr. Goodreads (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 29 June 2023 02:07 (ten months ago) link
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Wednesday, June 28, 2023 7:34 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
yeah kind of messed up that the last President is openly talking about fucking his own daughter and the collective reponse is "yeah we already knew that, in fact everyone knew that when he was elected President, and it won't stop him from getting elected again"
― frogbs, Thursday, 29 June 2023 02:56 (ten months ago) link
Kind of a return to form for this country
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 June 2023 03:10 (ten months ago) link
Remember, everyone side-eye joked about Saville for years and the truth ended up being WORSE.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 29 June 2023 04:21 (ten months ago) link
He was known to be a corpse-fucker with sanctioned access to at least one hospital morgue for a decade or two before his death, I missed it if something worse came out(and Trump repeatedly talked on radio, TV and to print reporters decades before these secret tapes abt wanting to fuck his daughter)
― serving bundt (sic), Thursday, 29 June 2023 06:10 (ten months ago) link
yeah fair enough, I guess I forgot some ppl knew about the worst stuff (or suspected)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 29 June 2023 07:02 (ten months ago) link
This is a weird convo to be having but many of savile’s crimes were worse than necrophilia
― Grandall Flange (wins), Thursday, 29 June 2023 07:29 (ten months ago) link
wins otm
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 29 June 2023 10:06 (ten months ago) link
(yes, weird convo but)Worse in terms of impact on victims, but wildly more precedented wrt being a common and actively supported perk of fame / power / money / monstrous self-confidence. It’s very, very unusual for public figures to have free rein to morgues, with it being reported in fun celebrity gossip newsletters, and (horribly) less so for those around them to treat access to large numbers of vulnerable young people as something to be blind-eyed, giggled about, or reinforced. Both were known during his lifetime, though, to the degree that he was asked on camera about the more commonly tolerated one. Likewise, it’s unusual for celebrities to publicly talk for decades about how very horny they are for their daughters, but “jokes” about Trump being horny for his daughter are in fact based on his history of saying “I am very horny for my daughter.”(Square the circle with Trump telling interviewers “Jeffrey Epstein is a cool guy that I admire, who fucks a lot of minors.”)
― serving bundt (sic), Thursday, 29 June 2023 13:29 (ten months ago) link
golly
"Prosecutors are now prepared to 'stack' an 'additional 30 to 45 charges' on top of the 37-count indictment brought against Mr Trump" using new evidence including additional recordings "which reveal Mr Trump making incriminating statements."https://t.co/CHZK0YQLIB— Oona Hathaway (@oonahathaway) June 29, 2023
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:24 (ten months ago) link
This is the key bit:
could do so in a number of different venues
ie very likely New Jersey due to Bedminster.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:25 (ten months ago) link
I mean at this point his entire gambit to avoid/overturn conviction is to get elected president. They can charge him with 3,000 things, it doesn't matter, he's all in. He'll just keep doubling down, playing up the victim angle.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:28 (ten months ago) link