Every time Trump attempts to wriggle out of trouble I think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EVzoolYugAExcept in our cursed reality 3/4 of the world does Olympic-level mental gymnastics to pretend that they don't see the ALLEGED sprinkles that are vajazzled across the expanse of his pustulant mug
― Fish Sticks in the Fanny Pack (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 02:09 (ten months ago) link
"Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led (former Chief of Staff) John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter," Taylor writes.
"Afterward, Kelly retold that story to me in visible disgust. Trump, he said, was 'a very, very evil man.'"
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 16:41 (ten months ago) link
ew, you know Jared has to regale him with the details of their marital relations
― Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 17:08 (ten months ago) link
Date night
https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ivanka-trump-10.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 17:12 (ten months ago) link
^^Worst Duran Duran video
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 18:38 (ten months ago) link
*unbookmarks thread*
― Looking For Mr. Goodreads (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 19:57 (ten months ago) link
I wish
There a lot of avenues for disliking this fellow but maybe can we not joke about this one?
Like, the dude has a lot of flaws and vulnerabilities, but let's please not be flippant about pedophilia and incest and the power dynamics involved with rape culture, thxbye
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 23:49 (ten months ago) link
he really loves those documents
EXCLUSIVE: Trump ordered his lawyers to get "my documents" back -- AFTER they told him he'd be indicted https://t.co/ig5qnGfYwh— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) June 29, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:13 (ten months ago) link
he was calling for his documents back on truth social like a few weeks ago -- after the indictment
― treeship., Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:20 (ten months ago) link
the stuff about his daughter is stomach-churningly evil. i know that she and her husband are corrupt, complicit, consciousless, etc, but i can't help feelign bad for her.
― treeship., Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:30 (ten months ago) link
*conscienceless
xp his presidential library will just be rows and rows of dusty banker's boxes... go ahead - lift the lid and see what's in there, maybe a yellowed clipping or some golf pants that don't fit anymore
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:31 (ten months ago) link
If I hadn’t been prepared by years of jokes about Trump wanting to sleep with Ivanka, I would find this shocking
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:34 (ten months ago) link
it's not shocking but it's disgusting
― treeship., Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:38 (ten months ago) link
well, yeah
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 June 2023 00:39 (ten months ago) link
He really does think he's some kind of aristocrat. (Take that how you want.)
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 29 June 2023 01:41 (ten months ago) link
See what you did there.
― Looking For Mr. Goodreads (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 29 June 2023 02:07 (ten months ago) link
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Wednesday, June 28, 2023 7:34 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
yeah kind of messed up that the last President is openly talking about fucking his own daughter and the collective reponse is "yeah we already knew that, in fact everyone knew that when he was elected President, and it won't stop him from getting elected again"
― frogbs, Thursday, 29 June 2023 02:56 (ten months ago) link
Kind of a return to form for this country
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 June 2023 03:10 (ten months ago) link
Remember, everyone side-eye joked about Saville for years and the truth ended up being WORSE.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 29 June 2023 04:21 (ten months ago) link
He was known to be a corpse-fucker with sanctioned access to at least one hospital morgue for a decade or two before his death, I missed it if something worse came out(and Trump repeatedly talked on radio, TV and to print reporters decades before these secret tapes abt wanting to fuck his daughter)
― serving bundt (sic), Thursday, 29 June 2023 06:10 (ten months ago) link
yeah fair enough, I guess I forgot some ppl knew about the worst stuff (or suspected)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 29 June 2023 07:02 (ten months ago) link
This is a weird convo to be having but many of savile’s crimes were worse than necrophilia
― Grandall Flange (wins), Thursday, 29 June 2023 07:29 (ten months ago) link
wins otm
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 29 June 2023 10:06 (ten months ago) link
(yes, weird convo but)Worse in terms of impact on victims, but wildly more precedented wrt being a common and actively supported perk of fame / power / money / monstrous self-confidence. It’s very, very unusual for public figures to have free rein to morgues, with it being reported in fun celebrity gossip newsletters, and (horribly) less so for those around them to treat access to large numbers of vulnerable young people as something to be blind-eyed, giggled about, or reinforced. Both were known during his lifetime, though, to the degree that he was asked on camera about the more commonly tolerated one. Likewise, it’s unusual for celebrities to publicly talk for decades about how very horny they are for their daughters, but “jokes” about Trump being horny for his daughter are in fact based on his history of saying “I am very horny for my daughter.”(Square the circle with Trump telling interviewers “Jeffrey Epstein is a cool guy that I admire, who fucks a lot of minors.”)
― serving bundt (sic), Thursday, 29 June 2023 13:29 (ten months ago) link
golly
"Prosecutors are now prepared to 'stack' an 'additional 30 to 45 charges' on top of the 37-count indictment brought against Mr Trump" using new evidence including additional recordings "which reveal Mr Trump making incriminating statements."https://t.co/CHZK0YQLIB— Oona Hathaway (@oonahathaway) June 29, 2023
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:24 (ten months ago) link
This is the key bit:
could do so in a number of different venues
ie very likely New Jersey due to Bedminster.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:25 (ten months ago) link
I mean at this point his entire gambit to avoid/overturn conviction is to get elected president. They can charge him with 3,000 things, it doesn't matter, he's all in. He'll just keep doubling down, playing up the victim angle.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:28 (ten months ago) link
That won't cut any ice with state charges in, e.g., Georgia.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:29 (ten months ago) link
So are we saying this possible upcoming round of more indictments may literally be his New Jersey?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:33 (ten months ago) link
keep the faith
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:34 (ten months ago) link
Donald J. Trump, truly the Drake of US politics
― slugbuggy, life has new meaning to me (breastcrawl), Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:36 (ten months ago) link
what are donald trump's flaws
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:39 (ten months ago) link
https://media.tenor.com/9WfymZ-vv3gAAAAM/mary-poppins.gif
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:45 (ten months ago) link
Couldn't we just "stack" boulders on his chest?
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:46 (ten months ago) link
"more weight" cried Giles Trumpy
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:48 (ten months ago) link
I'm not saying it's a well-thought-out strategy. That's not his thing. He's just running on sheer bullish instinct — it more or less hasn't failed him yet. People have told him he's fucked 10,000 times in his life and he's always just said, "I'm not fucked, YOU'RE fucked," and here he is at 77 running neck and neck for a second term as president.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:00 (ten months ago) link
The best thing for all concerned would be for him just to die.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:01 (ten months ago) link
I have no fucking doubt that this piece of shit will get a second term. Biden will tell us he’s so disappointed, but that “staying high while they go low” will continue to be the best path forward. Always be a good sport!
― beamish13, Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:11 (ten months ago) link
Jesus, I hope not.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:13 (ten months ago) link
take it here: rolling “Trump is gonna win” containment thread
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:13 (ten months ago) link
He's not going to win, relax.
― Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:15 (ten months ago) link
I’ll take this anger inward, thank you. The worst that can happen is it metastasizes into cancer
― beamish13, Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:16 (ten months ago) link
If he dies without suffering, I guess that's all right. But I would prefer having him die after a deeply unpleasant period in which he has to be faced with the consequences of his actions, and in which he has to contemplate his myriad sins against taste and against humanity
ymmv
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:23 (ten months ago) link
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, June 29, 2023 4:01 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
The best thing would be for him to get the nomination, pick some weirdo for his running mate, then die and let the GOP tear itself apart trying to decide who was going to replace him on the ticket.
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:24 (ten months ago) link
pillow guy vs MTG FITE
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:26 (ten months ago) link
xxp I think he is completely immune to facing the consequences of his actions or contemplating his sins. I don't think his brain is even able to work that way.
I would actually love for him to have a massive, paralyzing stroke, be forced to spend the rest of his days watching Obama's roasting of him at the 2011 Correspondents' Dinner on an endless loop, and to die alone and in complete obscurity.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:26 (ten months ago) link
ok
anyway Boebert/Hawley '24
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:27 (ten months ago) link
Is a presidential candidate even required to have a running mate?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:28 (ten months ago) link