Quite honestly it drives me nuts how the default assumption is "everyone has a smartphone" in so much of society, which tabes otm, is discriminatory.
Round here you can pay by text message as well, so a dumb phone will do. Not that everyone has one of those either.
― Alba, Tuesday, 4 July 2023 14:56 (ten months ago) link
Once got talking to an elderly lady at an airport who asked me "why is everyone always on their PHONES". Thought she wanted to do the usual boomer rant about this but turned out, no, she genuinely did not know what the functionalities of a smartphone were.
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 4 July 2023 15:30 (ten months ago) link
it is indeed my fate to walk the earth as the shamed father of two feral crime kids, at least until one of them goes off to uni I suppose
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 4 July 2023 15:31 (ten months ago) link
I remember my nan tutting at everyone wearing headphones at a local historic attraction. They were listening to the audio guide!
― kinder, Tuesday, 4 July 2023 19:21 (ten months ago) link
Theres new underground carparks near me that are cashless in a good way - it reads yr licence plate, so if youre there less than the 1 or 2 hours it allows, all is well and it lets you out. They should just do that for onstreet parking - read the plate, charge nothing if it less than X window of time, if over X, send a bill/charge to CC. No cash for inspectors to have to collect, no need for apps, no fucking around looking for which machine to pay at.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 00:47 (ten months ago) link
All that said I've NFI how they'd put a camera in to record a paralell-parked car on the road.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 00:48 (ten months ago) link
. . . i don't even own a car
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 00:51 (ten months ago) link
https://media.tenor.com/FFnlR-x5mTEAAAAC/nathan-fillion-but.gif
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 01:08 (ten months ago) link
tbf i was totally put off cars by hook turns
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 01:09 (ten months ago) link
the car has to enter the spot at some point right
― mh, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 03:02 (ten months ago) link
why are we not tagging these qr codes? maybe just even fill in a couple of the white squares.
― pplains, Monday, July 3, 2023 10:13 PM (yesterday)
this is a beautiful idea
― sarahell, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 06:32 (ten months ago) link
apps are good
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 07:49 (ten months ago) link
Leave room for the entree
― the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 13:37 (ten months ago) link
How much to print 500 stickers with QR codes leading to carfree.com or thewaroncars.org to paste over those parking signs.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 13:40 (ten months ago) link
QR code leading to pics of Tubgirl
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 14:15 (ten months ago) link
I like parking apps. Hated having to find ways to make change before taking a trip downtown.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 14:54 (ten months ago) link
Count me among the haters. I don't own a car, so I only encounter these things when I'm traveling in a rental or a borrowed car. So I'm on the road, going from town to town, and inevitably it's some different app than the one before, or the app wants me to enter my password which I certainly don't remember, etc. etc. I guess I'm just annoyed at the idea of keeping multiple different apps installed on my phone so I can hypothetically park if I'm ever again in a town that happens to have been suckered by the same app company as one that I've used in the past. (The entire thing seems like an obnoxious way for a private company to slip in and grab a slice of what should be a fairly basic and easily-implemented municipal function and revenue stream...)
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 15:05 (ten months ago) link
My city still has parking meters that take change as well as an app for the same spaces. Half an hour is something like 25¢ while the app charges you 35¢.
I'm comfortable with this. Making more options available rather than taking some away. I carry around quarters in an Altoids tin like an old man, but the app is convenient (and worth the small surcharge) because I can extend my time without going back to the car to plug in more quarters.
However, I don't frequent the private lots anymore since they removed the cash option and now have QR codes on the kiosk. I was carrying around an Android J3 up until last year. It barely could read QR codes for restaurant menus.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 15:26 (ten months ago) link
put it this way - I'd be fine w/ an app if that wasn't the only way to pay for parking, like give me options!
and also don't make me go through hoops in the process, like there's one parking app I have which even if you scan the QR code, doesn't know exactly which parking lot you're at, you have to search for it or enter the number from the sign or some shit, before you can even get to the stage of paying.
whereas there's one local lot here which literally you click a link, go right to payment and enter your space number, and boom...it's easy and over in two minutes. I wish they were all like that.
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 15:27 (ten months ago) link
xpost pplains otm
I carry around quarters in an Altoids tin like an old man
you are literally my dad
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 15:36 (ten months ago) link
I'm still proud of you.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 15:57 (ten months ago) link
i have somehow managed to avoid these up until now, but i don't doubt that i will hate them in the future when they are imposed on me.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 16:07 (ten months ago) link
Last year I stayed at a hotel in New Orleans that used a parking garage with a really bad and confusing online app. Parking was supposed to be covered in the price of the room, but the garage had many signs giving dire warnings about not leaving your car there for any tiny amount of time without registering on the app. So I registered and paid for a space and of course was told by the hotel that under no circumstances would they refund anything I already paid for parking. There was zero information about how any of this was supposed to work, which I'm pretty sure was the point, it all felt extremely scammy.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 16:16 (ten months ago) link
The entire thing seems like an obnoxious way for a private company to slip in and grab a slice of what should be a fairly basic and easily-implemented municipal function and revenue stream...
this
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 16:26 (ten months ago) link
^^
maybe by city is just so dysfunctional they haven't even thought of this additional way to fuck things up?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 16:55 (ten months ago) link
I can’t even guess at the number of accounts I’ve made for sites/apps that I only needed to use a single time.
― blatherskite, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 17:04 (ten months ago) link
what I also hate is meters of any kind where you're in a part of the day/week where paid parking isn't required, but the system doesn't shut off intake of payment and willfully accepts your money. obv intentional because they know they'll bilk a lot of people who don't realize.
I used to go to see shows at the Orpheum at its old location in Ybor City and always parked in the same paid lot across the street, for about 4-5 years, including Sundays. One day I got out to pay and someone said "you don't have to pay on Sundays" and pointed at the part of the sign I missed. so for four years I probably paid like $80 in parking I didn't have to because they intentionally didn't program the machine to indicate parking was free during those off hours/days.
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 17:08 (ten months ago) link
there's also the paranoid part of me that always assumes I misread the sign so I probably DID notice but just assumed that since the machine was telling me to pay that I had to. been towed out of town before and it sucks bad enough that I like to prevent it.
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 17:09 (ten months ago) link
_The entire thing seems like an obnoxious way for a private company to slip in and grab a slice of what should be a fairly basic and easily-implemented municipal function and revenue stream..._this
― Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 17:12 (ten months ago) link
thing about ParkMobile/ParkWhiz and similar sites is a lot of the companies who partner with it don't always account for it properly.
there was one time I used ParkWhiz to park at a lot out of town and the attendant had never heard of it and had to consult his supervisor as to whether he could take my "confirmation" without paying. and on multiple occasions, where the parking site didn't account for the # of prepaid spots when determining capacity, so I showed up and the lot was full already (one of the times I got out, moved the cones, and parked on the side somewhere because I had no time to find another spot).
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 17:17 (ten months ago) link
(referring to prepaid parking that is)
the app is convenient (and worth the small surcharge) because I can extend my time without going back to the car
I did forget to mention the time I drove a different car to work, forgot to update the info and got a parking ticket anyway.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 18:28 (ten months ago) link
you know what's a technological step backward we all just accept now? the automobile 😎
― rob, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 20:01 (ten months ago) link
if we're talking Flintstones car there are steps forwards and backwards
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 20:19 (ten months ago) link
they only work if you have a good pair of bongos
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 21:18 (ten months ago) link
― Fizzles, Thursday, 6 July 2023 17:23 (ten months ago) link
I'm too traumatized by the parking app I tried to use in Leeds to post here. All I can say is that it took 45 minutes to get to the cruel "I'm sorry, but cannot add foreign credit cards or banks to your account" knifetwist at the end.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 6 July 2023 23:18 (ten months ago) link
i mean the most prominent thread result on ilx for leeds does read, iirc, "that vile remnant of the north" so you ought to have been on notice imo
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 July 2023 23:25 (ten months ago) link
if it bleeds, it's Leeds
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 July 2023 23:43 (ten months ago) link
FWIW, I had been in the UK for ten days and may have let my guard down and/or was thrown off-axis by Scotland
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 7 July 2023 00:05 (ten months ago) link
when LOST was on, we all felt bad for the guy punching in meaningless numbers around the clock, but now I have to do the same every time I want to look at my bank balance or look at my paystubs
― rob, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 13:42 (ten months ago) link
We had to take a step backward during Y2K, but I think it would be a safe bet for the bank to start putting 20__ on the date lines again.
― pplains, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 15:17 (ten months ago) link
again?
― silverfish, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 15:46 (ten months ago) link
youknowwhatimean
― pplains, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 17:22 (ten months ago) link
if your power blinks for a split second due to a nearby lightning strike, you won't be able to serve soft drinks for 10+ minutes as the Coca-Cola Freestyle machines take that long to reboot
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 July 2023 17:38 (nine months ago) link
(at a Wendy's)
10+ minutes is a long time, but Freestyle machines are overall a net benefit for allowing me to add Cherry flavor to any type of soda.
― silverfish, Monday, 17 July 2023 17:53 (nine months ago) link
oh yeah I love the machines as a customer for realz.
though I'm also the dude who worked at Steak 'n Shake as a kid and added vanilla to every soda I poured myself
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 July 2023 17:56 (nine months ago) link
Dutch electric bike brand's bankrupcy could render all their bikes unusable (the electric part only, I suppose, it's still a bike)https://news.slashdot.org/story/23/07/15/233244/if-vanmoof-ebikes-locks-you-out-of-your-own-bike-a-rival-companys-app-could-help
― StanM, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 11:28 (nine months ago) link