Twitter C/D

sir, thank you

You are free to be your true self here

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 11, 2023

Free to be You and Elon

sounds like something a soyboy cuck would say

i will choose "fee will"

Remember that the only difference between ‘Twitter’ and ‘Threads’ is a fee will.

Numbers are just a distraction.

— Elon Musk (Parody) (@elonmuskewl) July 11, 2023

i love that there are like 35,000 Musk parody accounts

if I had known people would willingly give $8/month to sit in a sandbox and insult each other.....

sounds like something a soyboy cuck would say

― Gerard Grisey Funk (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, July 11, 2023 10:22 AM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

interesting shift happening where a lot of traditionally liberal self helpie organic foodie things are getting normal on the right, tho their rationales are more typically conservative

yeah that's been happenng for a while--when Obamacare was implemented right wingers started to get into "alternatve medicine" and the backyard chickens/organic/veggie lifestyle, as if anything substantively changed about the US health care system other than a few more people could afford it.

the center of cultural power has shifted from nascar guys to fluoride is a mind control drug ladies

Big overlap in the venn diagrams of backyard farmers and doomsday preppers.

profiles seem to be broken, can't see anything there apart from pinned tweets. replies disappearing from threads too. feels like we're watching this thing die in slow motion.

currently my profile won't show my replies, just a list of other people, fuck knows why tbh, lol

ha sorry Caal you beat me to it

Not getting any "Top" results at all in searches. Just "Latest."

ums posted in the Jeopardy thread about Ken Jennings crossing the WGA picket line, so I thought I'd see what ppl on Twitter were saying about it. But the search appears to be truly fucked, like "No results for 'Ken jennings'" fucked. Searching for info on Reddit instead (by appending "reddit" to a Google search) was much more fruitful.

at least we can be 95 percent certain none of this stuff is Musk's evil plans and is totally "stupid cunt has broken his 40-odd billion property"

he fired everyone and the site still sort of works, checkmate libs

Look we could spoon-feed you and have every feature work, but there was a time where things required patience and elbow grease ,and if you can't deal with having to try ten times to get one tweet to twat, maybe this isn't the site for y-

this thread is twitter now, everyone come here

let that sink in

this tweet is your tweet, this tweet is my tweet

thread is giving major twitter

posting all of your assassination coordinates

all i said was “imagine no mods” tho

Please lock this thread and create a new one for people to post on every time they can't access Twitter or search for something on it. We need this important information. We need it.

get musked

Please lock this thread and create a new one for people to post on every time they can't access Twitter or search for something on it. We need this important information. We need it.

outrageous, i have at least two goes at it and only post here when that hasn't worked and also i'm pished

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Also they told me they don't like you

Three “askew laughing crying emojis” in a row

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Love this feature love it.

this says so much:

Twitter no longer has a media relations department. The company responded to a request for comment from Reuters with a poop emoji.

levine on musk suing that law firm: https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2023-07-11/matt-levine-s-money-stuff-elon-musk-blames-the-lawyers

Article has many hundreds of words detailing the usual practices around mergers, and a great deal of context concerning that pareticular one. It is perhaps not as much "technical" so much as very very detailed and specific. In sum:

Anyway now Musk owns Twitter, after paying $44 billion for it, and he is using it to talk about the size of his penis. These facts are also related.

And, just like that, Bluesky is eating itself.

wha happen

I don’t know but every post on my timeline is about Bluesky promoting racism.

lol oh no

mods were slow to catch and ban a poster whose screen name and content consisted of slurs and deliberately violent hostility, and also slow and also undeft delivering a solution (= a banned-words list for screen names)

also the poster was somewhat jack-adjacent

i mean so i read, i too only picked up echoes of it, but from chatty shitposters who are usually quick to spot such stuff and summarise it

Thanks Mark.

The replies to a post about the fix are wild:

https://bsky.app/profile/bsky.app/post/3k2f4cgzeyj2t

able to screencap any of them? apparently have to sign in to see them and I don't have an account

yeah that's pretty wild:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Bluesky_Social_iOS_Landing.jpg/800px-Bluesky_Social_iOS_Landing.jpg

Here’s the post:

User handles that are slur words are a form of harassment. We've deployed a change so that these handles can no longer be created in the app.

There’s hundred of posts saying stuff like this:

Okay cool, so what are your next steps? This doesn't even sound like it was written like a human being, responding to other human beings who are reasonably hurt. It sounds like it was written by a machine for people who are worried about not offending the far right vs doing the right thing.

And:

For the record, an apology should contain:

1. A description of what you did wrong.
2. Acknowledgement of why it was wrong.
3. (Optional) an excuse about why you couldn’t have known it was wrong.
4. What you’re doing to make amends.
5. What you’re doing to fix it and avoid future similar mistakes.

There’s also a dozen posts arguing that the Hammer and Sickle is a hate symbol and a dozen posts arguing that the Hammer and Sickle isn’t a hate symbol.

There’s also, as you’d expect, hundreds of fursonas.

hard to believe that somehow we got to the moon once

lol man fun times for team bluesky

“While this may not be your vision necessarily, I think a lot of people are less concerned with moving to a new instance of Bluesky, than making sure bigots are not able to have *any* instance on here,” Ben Perry, a Bluesky user also known as tedcruznipples, replied to Graber’s thread.