Watched #2 again over the weekend and, while the Short Round/Indy relationship is fun and endearing and the first sacrifice scene is all-time the rest of the flick, I felt like I was watching some other adventure film and not Indian Jones. Plus most of the thing takes place *in a cave*. And then, a lifetime later, we're out on some cliffs.
― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 10:56 (nine months ago) link
*Indiana Jones
― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 10:57 (nine months ago) link
Finally saw this today & don’t know why I bothered. Phoebe v enjoyable, Ford fine, some of the early Nazi quips were good. the end. The Antikythera device? rmde Look. i agree that much like the ~idea~ of crystal skulls it has an interesting actual historybut the heavy lifting required to turn this into a plot device is really stupid. keep it in the woo-woo supernatural/occult realm, do NOT start explaining at length how this shit works for all of our sakes unlike the ark or the grail there is never a concise handwavey “ok got it” explanation of what it is or does or what the stakes areso we’re nowhere as soon as it’s revealed. and then it levels up into a timetravel device? wait ok but ~not really~ because it jpoints to possible time fissures … uuughhhh YOU GUYS JFC li’m already bored whaaaaat are we doingOH but we’ll make it pay off because we are ~fully~ going back to Chekhovs siege of syracuse by flying a fucking plane through a time tunnel we’re shooting roman centurionsindy wants to … stay … here with archimedes yep nbd we’re hanging out in 212 BC Sicily chatting to archimedes in ancient greekwhat the actual fuck are we doing here pleaseam I watching motherfucking Bill and Ted PLEASE STOP THIS AT ONCE spielberg’s absence as a director was noticeable in that this shit was dull as hell and then levelled up into pure stupid absolute liquid shit oh and we’ll end with indy in a shitty ny apartment with nothing except some perfunctory makeup sex w his ex wife & maybe cry abt their dead son afterwards great job everyone clap clap a truly lifeless moviezero fun, no stars
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 September 2023 01:45 (seven months ago) link
what about wet Banderas
― vashti funyuns (sic), Monday, 4 September 2023 07:14 (seven months ago) link
loved!
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 September 2023 14:23 (seven months ago) link
old indy: ah, old wet banderas, my old friend!...old indy: stop having fun! my old friend, wet banderas, is dead!
He didn't seem that broken up about his colleagues being murdered though...
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 4 September 2023 15:16 (seven months ago) link
banderas was great, i was relieved when he showed up, like oh he’ll be a good companion but then no
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 September 2023 15:24 (seven months ago) link
indiana jones and the dull of density morelike amirite
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 September 2023 15:41 (seven months ago) link
Yeah I totally agree about the Antikythera stuff
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 4 September 2023 15:50 (seven months ago) link
Was Indy meant to be an explicit villain in this? He pries the dial from a mentally disturbed friend promising to destroy it but catalogs it in the stacks instead and forgets about it and also about checking up on his supposed goddaughter. I guess the series as a whole has an implicit undercurrent of Indy being a graverobbing cad but there's a distinct lack of heroic tone in this movie.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 4 September 2023 15:56 (seven months ago) link
It is very funny to me how they de-aged Harrison Ford’s face but not his voice or his body movements
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 25 November 2023 11:21 (five months ago) link
I wanted to see this but Veg's comments have stopped me
(Literally - I thought "uh oh" and I've been put off ever since)
― Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 25 November 2023 17:28 (five months ago) link
if i can give back in some small way
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 November 2023 17:31 (five months ago) link
It looks absolutely sensational - the colours and the editing and the camerawork are all just ridiculously satisfying. The henchmen are extremely A+ henchmen. One laconic, drawling hothead, bursting out of his too-tight shirt, and one mountain of a man who I think never speaks, just hurls scenery around. Phoebe Waller-Bridge does her thing, and it’s great. A lot of the pieces are there. But none of it really adds up, and Ford is just a nullity. Would have been better as a Tin Tin movie imo
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 25 November 2023 18:06 (five months ago) link
Oh and the script is super hacky. Stuff you’d cringe at even in an Uncharted cut scene. At one point Indy grabs the contested artifact and yells “to the victor go the spoils!”
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 25 November 2023 18:29 (five months ago) link
That said the Tangier bit was very good I thought
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 25 November 2023 18:30 (five months ago) link
One laconic, drawling hothead, bursting out of his too-tight shirt
That's Boyd Holbrook, who's great as Lackey #1 in Logan too.
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 25 November 2023 19:22 (five months ago) link
Also very good as DEA Agent Steve Murphy in first couple of seasons of Narcos
― groovypanda, Sunday, 26 November 2023 07:24 (five months ago) link