Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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I have learned that if you automatically clean the toilet and bathroom sink once a week, like on a Sunday morning, they won't get so completely gross that you don't want to bother

(Haven't learned this yet with the bath tub however)

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 22:55 (nine months ago) link

Had a charming experience a while back with a dear friend from Oregon. She had never seen a firefly, and we just went out into the back yard at dusk and there they were.

It's amazing, the stuff you take for granted but would be utterly new for someone else. Treasure those moments.

Exit, pursued by a beer (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 22:59 (nine months ago) link

Did she not believe her eyes?

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 01:00 (nine months ago) link

I am trying to remember whether we had them in Colorado. I think we did, but memory is a funny thing.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 01:03 (nine months ago) link

Turns out, yes, Colorado has them, including a native species, which is, of course, endangered.

https://www.nbc11news.com/2023/07/17/fireflies-are-returning-colorado/

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 01:04 (nine months ago) link

It's amazing, the stuff you take for granted but would be utterly new for someone else. Treasure those moments
reminds me of the time when someone from France was going back home after a year in Montreal and was asked what she liked the most about her stay here and she responded that she liked the squirrels she saw all over the city. I think they have squirrels over there but I guess not in the ridiculous amounts we see here.

silverfish, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 01:55 (nine months ago) link

as a 30+ yr front range resident, i do not recall ever having seen them here. but i grew up in CT, and they were common, awesome, and it's one of the few things i miss.

rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 03:47 (nine months ago) link

Well, the article was from Grand Junction, so maybe they are found more easily there. However, I spent 20 years of my life living in places from Pueblo to Boulder, and like I said I think I remember seeing them then. It's possible they were at least occasionally seen before and are not now (I moved away in 1991).

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 03:49 (nine months ago) link

i replaced you pretty exactly (1/91), for the worse i'm betting.

last summer along the platte river in littleton near my house i came upon a very impressive 7"+ long bullfrog. i've ridden along there since 91, never seen the like. i understand them to be invasive. man, it was ginormous.

species move. normally we're pushing them.

rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 04:00 (nine months ago) link

Doubtful it was for the worse haha

My mom and siblings still live in Boulder County, I try to get there several times a year. I really enjoy being back, but I'm also content to be where I am.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 04:02 (nine months ago) link

reminds me of the time when someone from France was going back home after a year in Montreal and was asked what she liked the most about her stay here and she responded that she liked the squirrels she saw all over the city. I think they have squirrels over there but I guess not in the ridiculous amounts we see here.

wife's relatives from Paris get very excited by London squirrels. we don't have them in Portugal either.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 09:26 (nine months ago) link

reminds me of the time when someone from France was going back home after a year in Montreal and was asked what she liked the most about her stay here and she responded that she liked the squirrels she saw all over the city.

it was a long time ago so I can't remember exactly where I saw them, as it was an extended trip around NE USA then up to Toronto and Montreal, so it could've been Montreal, but I was all excited about seeing different colour squirrels. in the UK we mostly only have grey squirrels, there are isolated pockets of red squirrels but I've never seen one. but I remember seeing black and brown squirrels which I didn't know existed before that.

I was also very excited to see a skunk in Massachusetts on that trip.

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 09:34 (nine months ago) link

The "j'en ai marre" story was certainly used by the music press in The Smiths' early days.

fetter, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 10:24 (nine months ago) link

He had also briefly considered the stage name Fu LeCamp.

Live and Left Eye (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 10:28 (nine months ago) link

Since Paul McCartney had already used San Ferry Ann.

Live and Left Eye (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 10:30 (nine months ago) link

Sam Edigalle

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 10:52 (nine months ago) link

re: squirrels, as a wee babe my parents hired an Irish babysitter who was pretty new to the US, through a church friend. On her first day she called my mom and was hysterical: “Mrs. Table, Mrs. Table, there are RATS in ye trees!” Apparently they didn’t have squirrels like ours in her part of Ireland.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 11:26 (nine months ago) link

She was probably used to red squirrels.

John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 11:31 (nine months ago) link

My college pals in Missouri were all, "You probably got armadillos in Arkansas, doncha?" I was surprised that there were places with no armadillos.

Of course, that was in the early 90s. A quick check of wikipedia tells me that the armadillos have now made it to Omaha, with further plans sketched for the midwest.

pplains, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 13:43 (nine months ago) link

I thought they were only in Texas until about oh idk a couple years ago??

I saw one in Florida on the side of the road and made my dad pull over the car so I could investigate. They're so weird but I was so happy to see one. I had no idea they had them in Florida.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 13:47 (nine months ago) link

I've still only seen two of them that were alive.

pplains, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 13:47 (nine months ago) link

ife's relatives from Paris get very excited by London squirrels. we don't have them in Portugal either.

― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, July 19, 2023 5:26 AM (four hours ago)

not really the same, but we were obsessed with the storks when we visited in May

rob, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 13:50 (nine months ago) link

I've seen red and black squirrels in New England but mostly they're grey. Animals that we don't have in NA that I'd like to see here: badgers, hedgehogs. Animals people from outside the US were excited to see when they visited me in Boston: racoons, skunks, opossums.

The armadillo I saw in Fl was def alive. Do you mostly just see roadkill? :(

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 13:54 (nine months ago) link

I had a family of armadillos living in my back yard at one point, they're pretty cute but also carry leprosy.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:02 (nine months ago) link

I am sad that despite going to California pretty much every year from 2003-2015 that I never saw a raccoon.

I was happy to see a chipmunk one time though.

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:15 (nine months ago) link

We had a contingent of German grad students teaching undergraduate German classes when I was in college. They got so excited by squirrels. Apparently, they are quite scarce in Germany.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:16 (nine months ago) link

tbf most of the hedgehogs I've seen in my life have been roadkill

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:16 (nine months ago) link

I've seen plenty of roadkill armadillos in Alabama.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:17 (nine months ago) link

x-post - Yeah, I know. So weird. I wasn't cuddling the guy. I just got close-ish and got a good look.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:17 (nine months ago) link

They have squirrels in Germany but I think mostly little red ones and definitely not as many as in America.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:19 (nine months ago) link

I started seeing armadillos in MS in the 1990s, more every year since then.

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:21 (nine months ago) link

xps yeah grey squirrels are relatively recent to Ireland as an invasive species, you’d be more likely to see red squirrels ime. There was a dray on my walk home from school and I’d sometimes see them. I went to school way out in the country and you wouldn’t see them very much cos they’re shy (?) Grey squirrels basically outnumber people in London though.

Kind of more concerned that your old babysitter seems to have stepped out of Under The Hawthorn Tree though.

a love song for connor wong (gyac), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:26 (nine months ago) link

My back yard has plentiful chipmunks, black and grey squirrels, rabbits, and shrews/voles*, and red foxes. Occasionally a raccoon.

We don't usually get deer in the yard, but they live nearby and we see them on walks.

* = I confess I can't tell the difference between shrews and voles

Exit, pursued by a beer (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:28 (nine months ago) link

We had a contingent of German grad students teaching undergraduate German classes when I was in college. They got so excited by squirrels. Apparently, they are quite scarce in Germany

There's an old YouTube meme about how Germans have problems pronouncing the word "squirrel".

John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:44 (nine months ago) link

Actually I'm not sure how English people pronounce squirrel given how extremely non-rhotic most of them are.

John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:46 (nine months ago) link

Apparently Marlene Dietrich couldn’t pronounce the word “Help!” in English until Jo directed her to pronounce it phonetically as in German.

Live and Left Eye (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:49 (nine months ago) link

I haven't seen one squirrel since moving to Montana. (There are some, particularly in certain cities; I just haven't seen any out where I live.) The gray ones were everywhere in NJ, and my wife used to see black ones when she worked at Princeton University.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:52 (nine months ago) link

x-posts I was there a few months back and my cousin said it's the hardest word for him to pronounce in English. I got him trying on video. Tbf though eichhörnchen isn't the easiest to pronounce either.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:53 (nine months ago) link

There's an old YouTube meme about how Germans have problems pronouncing the word "squirrel".

You should hear Japanese people try it!

As a recent convert to Minnesota life I've been very happy to see urban rabbits and chipmunks, you don't get anything like that in London. Lots of grey squirls here too. Also a deer thundered past my window early one morning, but I haven't seen it again so maybe it was just a large dog? Albeit a large dog galloping down the middle of the roadway with no owner in sight.

I fell asleep at kabuki (Matt #2), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:59 (nine months ago) link

The Germans called them "Vielfreßer"

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 15:46 (nine months ago) link

i learned only recently there are fireflies in utah - more in the north part of the state, around low river drainages iirc. never seen them myself.

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 15:59 (nine months ago) link

x-post - that means like someone/thing that eats a lot but also weirdly seems to be the word for wolverine.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:12 (nine months ago) link

looked it up - it does mean someone who eats a lot literally but it's the word for glutton. They were calling the squirrels gluttons. :)

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:13 (nine months ago) link

We have large dogs down here too.

pplains, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:35 (nine months ago) link

xp Yes, exactly--they are almost always nibbling.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:59 (nine months ago) link

aiui humans can contract leprosy from armadillos only by eating their under-cooked flesh (so always use a meat thermometer when preparing armadillo)

Brad C., Wednesday, 19 July 2023 17:14 (nine months ago) link

xp to gyac, to be fair, this Irish babysitter cared for
me from the age of 6 months to about a year— I have no memory of her

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 17:52 (nine months ago) link

I am sad that despite going to California pretty much every year from 2003-2015 that I never saw a raccoon.

here in Oakland, we actually have a family of blonde raccoons living by the lake... not true albinos, just some kind of mutation.. I see them fairly often, they're prolific swimmers

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 18:07 (nine months ago) link

I'm given to understand that firefly larvae are especially badass predators - they can numb and liquefy their prey.

Exit, pursued by a beer (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:38 (nine months ago) link

When I lived in Brooklyn I was regularly delighted by the chipmunks in Prospect Park, which in themselves are I suppose no more remarkable than squirrels, but we don't get them in the UK.

Americans say squirrel funny ime

Alba, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:43 (nine months ago) link


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