at a deep level i never truly understood why anybody had accounts on Twitter, but it especially baffles me now.
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 15:33 (nine months ago) link
Go deeper.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 15:35 (nine months ago) link
wait, catturd is pushing 60? Am I reading that correctly?
― the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 15:36 (nine months ago) link
wikipedia says he's 58 and a virgo
― mark s, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 15:38 (nine months ago) link
I've been doxxed, harassed, 100 hit pieces written about mePeople come by house and scream obscenities
Been stuck in airports, terrorizedSent to meetings, hypnotizedOverexposed, commercializedHandle me with care
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 15:39 (nine months ago) link
lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 15:46 (nine months ago) link
EverybodyNeeds somebodyTo shiiiiiiit on
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 15:48 (nine months ago) link
so ... he completely gave up on that throttling thing?
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:14 (nine months ago) link
catturd is basically dril if he were a real (and therefore boring and shit) person
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:19 (nine months ago) link
But even if you should suffer for doing what is right, GOD will reward you for it. Do not fear their intimidation and do not be troubled.1 Peter 3:14— Wendy Patterson (@wendyp4545) July 19, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:20 (nine months ago) link
stations of the scratching post
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:23 (nine months ago) link
I basically work 7 days a week; no days off, no vacations.
So he's catturd professionally? Or has a IRL job? If it's the latter, it's predictably ironic that his politics reinforce this unrelenting schedule. If only he could take a vacation hmm
― octobeard, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:49 (nine months ago) link
thats him on lead vocals
Does it make things worse or better that his band was called The Groovy Grapes? pic.twitter.com/Gcr0hiLQBX— Cape Codder (@CapedCodder) July 19, 2023
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:51 (nine months ago) link
I'm taking what they're shitting, cause I'm turding for a living
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:52 (nine months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4pSXJQWE8w
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:54 (nine months ago) link
hell yeah some old fashioned 90s music
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:55 (nine months ago) link
.@catturd2 Just when you feel you’ve reached you’re “threshold of pain,” the humor and the stories you tell allow those of us who follow you to hold on for one more moment. Thanks for all you do for others and please keep the faith 🙏🏼🇺🇸 America needs you more than you can… https://t.co/7EaBTX06U3— General Mike Flynn (@GenFlynn) July 19, 2023
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:59 (nine months ago) link
how can we keep working the turd to death until he dies of exhaustion and returns to (turd) dust
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 20:03 (nine months ago) link
"Cat and Mouse" - Phillip Buchanan
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 20:05 (nine months ago) link
workin' in a turd mine
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 20:13 (nine months ago) link
I've been doxxed, harassed, 100 hit pieces written about mePeople come by house and scream obscenitiesAnd I still ended up upon the Old Main Drag
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 20:21 (nine months ago) link
https://www.cyentia.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/fig03-twitter_swan_song.jpg
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 20:26 (nine months ago) link
https://www.cyentia.com/the-death-of-infosec-twitter/
I shouldn't be reading that Flynn tweet at work, too much laughing
― mh, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:00 (nine months ago) link
please mr cat turd for our country keep tweeting
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:06 (nine months ago) link
I've been doxxed, harassed, 100 hit pieces written about mePeople come by house and scream obscenitiesAnd my soul has beenPsychedelicized
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:10 (nine months ago) link
i know everybody's heard about the turd
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:12 (nine months ago) link
ha
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:14 (nine months ago) link
Have they now made it impossible to read replies without being signed in?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 July 2023 02:11 (nine months ago) link
Sometimes I think Catturd saved me in a way.
― Doom, Jr. (cat), Friday, 21 July 2023 03:32 (nine months ago) link
same
― mh, Friday, 21 July 2023 03:56 (nine months ago) link
Last night a catturd saved my life
― Gerard Grisey Funk (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 21 July 2023 15:31 (nine months ago) link
sugar butt
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 July 2023 17:03 (nine months ago) link
What broke it this time? My first guess was college football, shows what a big sporting event aficionado I am.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Saturday, 22 July 2023 21:37 (nine months ago) link
world cup
― Clay, Saturday, 22 July 2023 21:52 (nine months ago) link
(of female soccer)
((personal gripe of mine, when news reporters start talking about competitions or tournaments without mentioning the actual sport))
― koogs, Sunday, 23 July 2023 00:55 (nine months ago) link
So apparently he wants to change the name from Twitter to…X?
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 July 2023 06:19 (nine months ago) link
He’s obsessed with the X concept, he wanted PayPal to be XPay iirc.
― JoeStork, Sunday, 23 July 2023 07:08 (nine months ago) link
his online banking site that later became paypal after a merger was named x and he's already merged twitter the company into his 'x corp' which doesn't do anything except twitter. he's very attached to the name x (see also: spacex)
― ufo, Sunday, 23 July 2023 07:10 (nine months ago) link
X and it didn't happen
― Alba, Sunday, 23 July 2023 07:31 (nine months ago) link
X is such a cool letter
― symsymsym, Sunday, 23 July 2023 07:42 (nine months ago) link
i love x
― adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 23 July 2023 07:51 (nine months ago) link
He really hates designersSocial media billionaire says if a good enough logo is ‘posted tonight, we’ll make (it) go live worldwide tomorrow’
― nashwan, Sunday, 23 July 2023 08:27 (nine months ago) link
Fitting with his big divorced guy energy to be obsessed with his X
― Grandall Flange (wins), Sunday, 23 July 2023 08:42 (nine months ago) link
Maybe he’ll change his name to John Doe.
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Sunday, 23 July 2023 09:18 (nine months ago) link
Peep his convo / and add "X" to his logo
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 23 July 2023 11:39 (nine months ago) link
X gonna tweet it to ya
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 July 2023 12:28 (nine months ago) link
The stink of rotten X.
― Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 23 July 2023 12:31 (nine months ago) link
Repentant thief here: bsky-social-3fb72-re2vt
― with hidden noise, Sunday, 23 July 2023 19:16 (nine months ago) link
Didn’t really see Musk as an X-Men stan
― the new drip king (DJP), Sunday, 23 July 2023 19:38 (nine months ago) link