Twitter C/D

lol

Everybody
Needs somebody
To shiiiiiiit on

so ... he completely gave up on that throttling thing?

catturd is basically dril if he were a real (and therefore boring and shit) person

But even if you should suffer for doing what is right, GOD will reward you for it. Do not fear their intimidation and do not be troubled.
1 Peter 3:14

— Wendy Patterson (@wendyp4545) July 19, 2023

stations of the scratching post

I basically work 7 days a week; no days off, no vacations.

So he's catturd professionally? Or has a IRL job? If it's the latter, it's predictably ironic that his politics reinforce this unrelenting schedule. If only he could take a vacation hmm

thats him on lead vocals

Does it make things worse or better that his band was called The Groovy Grapes? pic.twitter.com/Gcr0hiLQBX

— Cape Codder (@CapedCodder) July 19, 2023

I'm taking what they're shitting, cause I'm turding for a living

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4pSXJQWE8w

hell yeah some old fashioned 90s music

.@catturd2 Just when you feel you’ve reached you’re “threshold of pain,” the humor and the stories you tell allow those of us who follow you to hold on for one more moment.

Thanks for all you do for others and please keep the faith 🙏🏼🇺🇸

America needs you more than you can… https://t.co/7EaBTX06U3

— General Mike Flynn (@GenFlynn) July 19, 2023

how can we keep working the turd to death until he dies of exhaustion and returns to (turd) dust

"Cat and Mouse" - Phillip Buchanan

workin' in a turd mine

I've been doxxed, harassed, 100 hit pieces written about me
People come by house and scream obscenities
And I still ended up upon the Old Main Drag

https://www.cyentia.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/fig03-twitter_swan_song.jpg

https://www.cyentia.com/the-death-of-infosec-twitter/

I shouldn't be reading that Flynn tweet at work, too much laughing

please mr cat turd for our country keep tweeting

I've been doxxed, harassed, 100 hit pieces written about me
People come by house and scream obscenities
And my soul has been
Psychedelicized

i know everybody's heard about the turd

ha

Have they now made it impossible to read replies without being signed in?

Sometimes I think Catturd saved me in a way.

same

Last night a catturd saved my life

sugar butt

What broke it this time? My first guess was college football, shows what a big sporting event aficionado I am.

world cup

(of female soccer)

((personal gripe of mine, when news reporters start talking about competitions or tournaments without mentioning the actual sport))

So apparently he wants to change the name from Twitter to…X?

He’s obsessed with the X concept, he wanted PayPal to be XPay iirc.

his online banking site that later became paypal after a merger was named x and he's already merged twitter the company into his 'x corp' which doesn't do anything except twitter. he's very attached to the name x (see also: spacex)

X and it didn't happen

X is such a cool letter

i love x

He really hates designers

Social media billionaire says if a good enough logo is ‘posted tonight, we’ll make (it) go live worldwide tomorrow’

Fitting with his big divorced guy energy to be obsessed with his X

Maybe he’ll change his name to John Doe.

Peep his convo / and add "X" to his logo

X gonna tweet it to ya

The stink of rotten X.

Repentant thief here: bsky-social-3fb72-re2vt

Didn’t really see Musk as an X-Men stan

x.com

he really is going to kill the brand isn't he ?

When the digs had killed the man
He had to break up the brand

Elon's wet dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKJ4SPj_Rw

X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.

— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayacc) July 23, 2023

Blink twice if you're in trouble.

In 2000, Elon Musk tried to rebrand PayPal as https://t.co/BBM8GTWvT5, but was forced out by the board and replaced as CEO by Peter Thiel.

Now he’s doing the same to Twitter, but is surrounded by sycophants who can’t tell him it’s a bad idea.

Read more: https://t.co/rZGze8niM6 pic.twitter.com/f7vAENrUhf

— Paris Marx (@parismarx) July 23, 2023