Worst TV adverts of the moment

Burger king: making people feel like idiots for ordering almpst anything on your menu doesn't seem like a great marketing strategy.

that one annoys me because someone is obviously singing "chicken royal" amongst the others singing "chicken royale"

in a perhaps related note, "reading eggs".

Burger King writing "You rule" on all of their signs is a weird campaign

is it the burger king advert or another fast food outlet in the uk at the moment where the serving staff solemnly shake the customers hand? no thank you.

that's the KFC ads

if anybody shakes my hand instead of putting chicken in it, arms get broke

actual lol at "as soft as sea foam, as pure as a parent's love"

i like the ones that end with the sinister "always keep away from children"

are you chatting shit about my milk-slice??

yeah that is loool

the dove advert for anorexia, or something, needs to stop. must've seen it 10 times today and that weird squeal she does at the start bugs me every time.

"I'm glad you didn't buy an electric car" ad also needs to go

"They got me back in the game baby!"

The one that is sticking with me these days is this golfer Lee Trevino add for knee pain help. That tag line makes me chuckle. They seem to show it every 3 commercials during Jeopardy every night.

New Verisure with the golfer has some of the worst acting yet in their ever expanding oeuvre.

i've been meaning to comment on that one. the layers of possibility - is he meant to be a parody of a toff? why would you portray your target customers as buffoons? is this about creating "aspirational" characters that are in a higher class bracket than your actual target market, and it's been done very ham-fistedly, or are they going for some cult ironic badness thing in a Go Compare mode? why does the Verisure lad guarding the patio look vaguely familiar from some ancient sitcom or something?

Good questions, one and all. I don't think Verisure do irony though.

if it is parody it's brilliant. the production values have reached a point where i'm thinking surely somebody has to have pointed out how shitty the scripts and acting are?

maybe Mr Verisure is one of those intense control freak guys like Mr Wetherspoons or Mr Sam Smiths who won't let anybody interfere with his vision

Uber Eats ad with the heavily perspiring guy letting drops of melted ice cream fall on his kecks.

is that the verisure advert that just drops in the name of their new ZeroVision thing without explaining what it is (a smoke bomb basically)? the way he says "burglar ran away" is very peculiar

also i can't believe we've got this far without anyone mentioning the Sausage advert.

Oh no, "burglar ran away" ran away is a different one, there's something slightly off about that one too, gives off a 'middle aged gay couple on a caravanning holiday' vibe. Also I'd be more scared of the guy who says "burglar ran away" than the burglar who, er, ran away.

I'm not sure even a good actor could deliver the line the verisure golfer is required to say. I'm p sure no human being who has every existed has said that collection of words in that order or ever would spontaneously.

also from bitter experience a golf ball hit into a pane of glass does not come to rest embedded in aforementioned glass.

Old bloke crying desperately on holiday.

It's uncomfortable viewing, you'd think he came away on holiday to take his mind off the death of his wife

In fact, his suitcase with lots of Heinz Baked Beans got lost in transit.

Will it sell one additional can of beans? No.

the end justifies the beans

That seems like the Bizarro world version of the latest Publix commercial, which tracks a girl and her stepfather through the years up to her wedding, when she finally calls him "Dad."

It has fuck all to do with groceries, but it makes me tear up every time.

Speaking of Heinz.... Watched the Hard Sell episode on (my beloved) WeatherGens last week - the sheer effort they put into ostensibly minor things for aesthetic pleasure etc - and the other day I caught ITV weather and saw the Heinz sponsorship and the whole enterprise was made to seem even more functional than before even though I knew too damn well but yes. Cough.

the new currys ads with them eating the manuals and her with the beard

if you wrote the new Pepsi Max advert, you're probs a cunt

the Heinz Beans ad really is vile and i expect it'll be gone or edited v differently in pretty short order

i do enjoy how Currys ads are all "our USP is that the staff can regurgitate the meaningless manufacturer's blurb like this is gonna inform you as a customer in some way"

yes that one is disturbingly (unintentionally? )bleak

Christina Aguilera is doing Just Eat now

it's christmas.

argos xmas advert features the creepy toys again.

all phone adverts just seem to focus on the camera part of it. i saw one that was over 100M pixels, which is about 10 times wider than any monitor.

"I was so upset by a shop's Christmas advert that I wrote them a letter and posted it on social media like a twat. I am a headteacher, you know." pic.twitter.com/CUGwQKSSYI

— june lewins 🐦 (@joonloons) November 3, 2023

i have missed this controversy. what gives?

There's a pretty widely shared social media conspiracy that the M&S Christmas advert is anti-Palestine propaganda due a twitter post they shared that features red, white and green decorations in the fire.

People have since doubled down in various ways including that Sophie Ellis-Bextor has blue eyeshadow so that 'proves it', or countering the ad being filmed in August as 'proof' that Mossad has been planning this offensive for months.

i wonder if Muslims or Jews care about Christmas adverts at all

the lidl Xmas advert features that old traditional figure of Christmas, the raccoon.

There's a pretty widely shared social media conspiracy that the M&S Christmas advert is anti-Palestine propaganda due a twitter post they shared that features red, white and green decorations in the fire.

Ohhh, that's what it is. I couldn't understand why people were getting so incensed about that particular thing. I have seen some of the angry messages from people who think that the "national department store" hates Christmas, which is a weird think to think about a SHOP.

ok, i think the tweet i posted was more specifically about this

I am sending this complaint letter to M&S @marksandspencer

We should all be complaining.

This is a fight for everything we should believe in.

Do not sit this one out.

Write a letter of complaint about that advert!! pic.twitter.com/3aw58Uw2FZ

— Katharine Birbalsingh (@Miss_Snuffy) November 3, 2023

Yeah, there seems to be a feeling that the perfectly reasonable M&S "only do the bits of Christmas you like and don't feel under pressure to row in with the traditions you don't like" Christmas ad campaign is a WAR ON CHRISTMAS and undermining BRITISH values in BRITAIN.

Birbalsingh has a very Ava from Abbott Elementary kind of headteacher workload.

thanks for explaining what the advert is about, Trish. i had them all down as not liking the tacky bits of Christmas, but SEB was torching perfectly untacky cards.

she was also wearing blue eye shadow though, so who knows

Ah I hadn't seen that post, thanks, makes more specific sense.

"You have a duty as our national department store to keep the spirit of Christmas alive..."

lol

Have u noticed how many commercials are advertising products for “…my/our/your business.”

"How many millions?"
"56 millions"
"Blimey"
Fuck off you pub bore

i was going to ignore the irritation of "Asda have a poppin' offer" - a classic ad-speak "things no human being has ever said, ever" pain in the brain, but they've really ramped up the repetition of the ad over the weekend and fuck them, it's horrible, i hate it

only noticed the 'self-inflicted injury' disclaimer on the over 50s life insurance ads this morning. that's pretty grim.

Energizer Noir, what the fuck is wrong with you American ad industry?

god bless whoever decided to dub in the "yes"es on the Armani Si advert, for monolingual viewers who don't get it

they are asking questions about the new corsa. the third one they ask is 'will it charge my phone?'

what's the car that's advertising chat GPT included? presumably so you can follow driving instructions that get more and more wrong as you progress on your way.

the Heinz Beans ad really is vile and i expect it'll be gone or edited v differently in pretty short order

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