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best case scenario was that people slowly forgot Elon owned the site and continued posting, this ain't exactly helping the cause

frogbs, Thursday, 27 July 2023 02:36 (nine months ago) link

like seriously everyone knows what a Tweet is in fact like half the value of that company is how it just entered the common vernacular. you could say "did you see what LeBron James tweeted", because "tweeted" is an accepted verb. no normal person is gonna say "did you see what LeBron posted on X", in fact you can't even really refer to the app at all now without sounding like a dipshit. oh and you took one of the most recognized app logos and replaced it with something that looks like a link to a porno site. this is like Nathan For You level shit.

frogbs, Thursday, 27 July 2023 03:29 (nine months ago) link

It'd be akin to changing "photoshop" to "picblaster3000" and insisting everyone start calling them "blasties".

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 27 July 2023 03:34 (nine months ago) link

oh and you can also use it to order groceries online

frogbs, Thursday, 27 July 2023 03:37 (nine months ago) link

mods pls hatdump all future references to tweets into BLASTIES!

serving bundt (sic), Thursday, 27 July 2023 04:55 (nine months ago) link

This would rule tbrh.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 27 July 2023 05:26 (nine months ago) link

I understand Foley's critiques of the article, what I don't understand is why it's weird to see a "blue tick" issue them. (Fwiw, Foley was verified before Elon came along.)

― jaymc, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Weird because 99.99% of blue ticks are insane climate deniers who wouldn't know a fact from a cat turd, is what I think xyzzzz is getting at.

― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 bookmarkflaglink

What James said. My understanding is that you have to pay to keep your blue tick. Many people verified before have lost their blue tick.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 July 2023 07:04 (nine months ago) link

Not 2025, studies suggest 2050

He also says it’s also not the Gulf-stream that may collapse, but something called the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation. The thread goes into details.

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 27 July 2023 08:52 (nine months ago) link

Without twitter we might have Blue Sky or Mastodon but there aren't enough posters.

These couple of posts by Tracey Thorn made me think that the bad Guardian Obit might have been one of the few sources of 'tribute'.

I think what's so hateful about that Guardian Sinead obit is the way it frames her whole life in negatives - "she lacked the obsessive drive needed…never had another hit…inability to edit her pronouncements...constitutionally unable to compromise…" Talk about removing agency😡

— Tracey Thorn (@tracey_thorn) July 27, 2023

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 July 2023 13:05 (nine months ago) link

if they don't use the name 'twitter' for a certain amount of time, do they lose the copyright?

he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Thursday, 27 July 2023 13:24 (nine months ago) link

Oh it's an AI lmao pic.twitter.com/eBGK2zjnpN

— Tyler Glaiel (@TylerGlaiel) July 26, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 27 July 2023 19:54 (nine months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F1-bcbyaYAALsO0?format=jpg&name=large

lag∞n, Thursday, 27 July 2023 19:55 (nine months ago) link

when do we change the thread title

c u (crüt), Friday, 28 July 2023 00:15 (nine months ago) link

we cant give into x

lag∞n, Friday, 28 July 2023 00:20 (nine months ago) link

FKA Twitter

dan selzer, Friday, 28 July 2023 01:04 (nine months ago) link

X, X, X
Alex
I'm your only friend
X, X, X
Alex
Your love will sing for you

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 28 July 2023 01:17 (nine months ago) link

^Melody of Certain Damaged Elons

jaymc, Friday, 28 July 2023 02:46 (nine months ago) link

can’t we just call it Twatter?

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 28 July 2023 03:38 (nine months ago) link

Amazing design - where I would normally click the top right of the embedded tweet to view on Twitter it’s now a black X that looks like I’m closing down the embed

I am using your worlds, Friday, 28 July 2023 10:06 (nine months ago) link

kudos jaymc! :)

NickB, Friday, 28 July 2023 12:25 (nine months ago) link

i think there's a middle ground between "he's deliberately trying to destroy it" and "he genuinely thinks these are good ideas, i.e. he is stupid". it's not that he's trying to destroy it. it's that he's trying to erase the original twitter as a cultural force while also buying a ~media property for the usual reasons rich people buy media properties.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 29 July 2023 04:09 (nine months ago) link

Deleted it off my phone before the app update pushed the new icon on me

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 29 July 2023 09:01 (nine months ago) link

I just haven't updated it yet.

pplains, Saturday, 29 July 2023 13:19 (nine months ago) link

Matt Binder’s read on it is that Elon’s motives change, where some points he wants to destroy it just as a laugh, other days he wants to make it work and become his stupid dream platform.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 29 July 2023 13:51 (nine months ago) link

i think he just thinks all his thoughts are good and will work so if he hates twitter and wants to destroy it thats good and will work, as will prioritizing blue checks in replies and so forth

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 July 2023 14:13 (nine months ago) link

work in the sense of being a business success

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 July 2023 14:24 (nine months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F2Lbd_2WAAAUEGv?format=jpg&name=medium

The X logo has officially been placed on the former Twitter building. pic.twitter.com/7ewawmLcJ1

— Pop Base (@PopBase) July 28, 2023

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 July 2023 14:25 (nine months ago) link

It's kind of amazing how pervasive Twitter is as a brand, and how stupid it is to abandon that. It would be like Kleenex changing its name. Like, everything from major companies and the government to local businesses use and associate with Twitter. Is, like, the TSA, or McDonald's or the flower shop down the street really expected to change all their internet and social media presence to reflect Musk's silliness? I just don't see it, and assume many or even most are either ignoring it or oblivious.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 July 2023 14:25 (nine months ago) link

Jeez, that’s one shoddy looking thing for a global bra.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 29 July 2023 14:35 (nine months ago) link

Brand :-)

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 29 July 2023 14:35 (nine months ago) link

we're global, bra(h)!

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 July 2023 14:36 (nine months ago) link

It’s run by a big tit, so maybe not so wrong.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 29 July 2023 14:39 (nine months ago) link

Jeez, that’s one shoddy looking thing for a global bra.


I was going to say, it looks like a homemade gift from one of his insane fanboys, not made by a professional sign maker.

Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 29 July 2023 15:26 (nine months ago) link

looks like the propeller from a toy helicopter

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 July 2023 15:28 (nine months ago) link

Looks like it's going to topple over in the first high wind

moribund new dance craze (Matt #2), Saturday, 29 July 2023 15:29 (nine months ago) link

Well it is only an interim logo.

nashwan, Saturday, 29 July 2023 15:36 (nine months ago) link

The alternate definition of the verb, ‘tweet’, as in, ‘to make a posting on the Twitter online message service’, is in the actual dictionary. No other social media app has anything like it. Imagine disposing of that level of brand recognition because of a mid-life crisis. https://t.co/5gcs3dOLR8

— Jools Evelyn (@joolsevelyn) July 29, 2023

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 July 2023 15:42 (nine months ago) link

meme master x

Found pic of 𝕏 landlord in San Francisco pic.twitter.com/3CKSAr9ek2

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 29, 2023

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 July 2023 15:45 (nine months ago) link

My wife, who is in advertising and marketing, thinks this name change is magnitudes stupider than HBO going Max.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 July 2023 15:45 (nine months ago) link

So amazing how Elon doesn’t understand humor. I can’t even tell what the joke is here.

Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 29 July 2023 15:56 (nine months ago) link

I wonder if he thinks that changing the name of the company means that the contracts with landlords and vendors are no longer valid. Tbf, this is something that has worked in other industries to hold up payouts or evade creditors, so….

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 29 July 2023 15:59 (nine months ago) link

lol my god

I would be fucking LIVID. Imagine this fucking X sign right across from your bedroom. #x #twitter pic.twitter.com/FH4nqcS8oy

— fuck elon musk (@itsmefrenchy123) July 29, 2023

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 July 2023 17:28 (nine months ago) link

the city is already investigating this as he appeared to not bother with a permit

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 29 July 2023 17:32 (nine months ago) link

^^^ oh surprise, surprise

Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 29 July 2023 17:59 (nine months ago) link

fbi needs to raid the twitter compound

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 July 2023 18:02 (nine months ago) link

James Fallows has taken to calling it Xitter, which I assume is pronounced "shitter."

jaymc, Saturday, 29 July 2023 19:03 (nine months ago) link

again, making the most transparent and obvious choices to tank the company. A strobe light blasting a residential building.

assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 29 July 2023 19:14 (nine months ago) link

i dont get why everything is 5d chess explanation thing with him, we cant it be just be that musk is stupid

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Saturday, 29 July 2023 19:18 (nine months ago) link

meme master x

He really is the most embarrassing person on the planet

omar little, Saturday, 29 July 2023 19:30 (nine months ago) link


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