I have no interest in arguing about finance. I freely admit that I don't really understand finance (or anything, really).
But exactly one time, my wife was pregnant so I went into a bank and said, "Hi, I have a bunch of dollars. Can I please live in a house?"
The bank said, "okay," and they let me live in a house.
Fifteen years later, I went back to the same bank and said, "Hi, remember me? I have part of a house. Can I please have some dollars?"
The bank said, "okay," and they let me have some dollars.
― Some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:03 (nine months ago) link
Really? I must get my wife pregnant.
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:08 (nine months ago) link
what have you people done here??
where i live - this is probably common - a house for $150,000 now sells for $300,000 because of pandemic and nobody can afford to sell because there is nowhere to move to because nobody can sell because there is nowhere to move to. because the prices are too high. its like the gift of the magi!
― scott seward, Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:22 (nine months ago) link
scott otm
― sarahell, Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:38 (nine months ago) link
absolutely
― Some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:44 (nine months ago) link
this all reminds me of that goofus & gallant strip where gallant returns a dropped wallet to its owner and goofus drops the atom bomb
― New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 27 July 2023 16:30 (nine months ago) link
Everybody wants to buy a house in the Greater Washington area, it’s great (also terrible)!
― Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 July 2023 18:45 (nine months ago) link
the history of the word chintz/y is pretty interesting
― rob, Thursday, 27 July 2023 19:35 (nine months ago) link
The solution Scott, is to simply own two houses
― hrep (H.P), Friday, 28 July 2023 00:34 (nine months ago) link
LOL I wish houses were even $300k where I live. Try starting at $900k for a small 2 bedroom house.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 28 July 2023 04:30 (nine months ago) link
Trayce otm ... that's what it's like where I live too.
― sarahell, Friday, 28 July 2023 17:56 (nine months ago) link
Yeah a million dollars is the starting price hereabouts
― Some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 28 July 2023 18:01 (nine months ago) link
i live in a town that nobody was moving to before the pandemic. then the good people of Boston showed up. they got scared. there used to be 40 houses for sale at any given time. and now there is next to nothing. pretty huge difference. we are very close to amherst and northampton where prices were getting crazy before the plague. now they are just that much crazier.
― scott seward, Friday, 28 July 2023 18:05 (nine months ago) link
table, this thread has gone away and i don't really want to revive it but if you were wondering why i called you a renowned queer history professor on here i honestly thought you were someone else. my bad. sorry. i've been away. though its more of a compliment than anything else...
― scott seward, Saturday, 29 July 2023 16:04 (nine months ago) link
hey scott, it’s cool! i am merely a somewhat known queer poet and educator.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 29 July 2023 16:06 (nine months ago) link
haha, yeah, i figured that out after the fact. peace!
― scott seward, Saturday, 29 July 2023 16:12 (nine months ago) link
t - you should def put "renowned" on your CV/bio - maybe you can get more $$ for doing work you want to do?
― sarahell, Saturday, 29 July 2023 17:13 (nine months ago) link
i legitimately couldn't figure out what "BJH" could stand for other than Barclay James Harvest
in my defense i've never actually heard barclay james harvest
― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 29 July 2023 20:02 (nine months ago) link
I know I shouldn't be, but I'm sometimes amused that I've been posting here for over 15 years and still remain such a non-entity. Much like high school, this place can feel very cliquish and if you aren't in one of the right cliques, you kind of don't exist.
tl;dr; if you want me to kill a thread dead, let me know and I'll post and you can watch it sink!
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:00 (nine months ago) link
I have never thought this about you if that means anything? To my mind, you are the poor guy who would post about working with some monster who’d burn microwave popcorn at work all the time? Cos that’s my association when I see your handle. Definitely not a nonentity.In any case, don’t worry about that.
― a love song for connor wong (gyac), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:04 (nine months ago) link
a lot of posters know each other irl and interact off board, that may be why it feels weird to you, jon
― brimstead, Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:20 (nine months ago) link
i don't think you're a non-entity at all, jon!
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:20 (nine months ago) link
I've been here for longer than most of you, and I'm mostly known for being broke all of the time.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:38 (nine months ago) link
I've been here since the 1st month of ilx and im only known for polls even though I've hardly done any in years but its hardly an annoyance. I'd be fine with anonymity too tbh. Hence the DN changes now and again.
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:42 (nine months ago) link
Chris I know you for being a dope-assed Floridian in a state that is bereft of them!
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:43 (nine months ago) link
i know yr an entity, jvc. same with you, xtine.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:44 (nine months ago) link
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, August 2, 2023 11:00 AM (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I've posted this exact sentiment in the past, right down to offering a similar threat at the end.
Lately I guess I've not been as hungry for connections and engagement here though, so it's not been as much of bother.
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:53 (nine months ago) link
I imagine that many of us have had this feeling from time to time.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:55 (nine months ago) link
I've definitely felt like ILX's version of The Cooler.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:57 (nine months ago) link
We luv u jon
― Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:57 (nine months ago) link
my screen name was "threadkilla" for a while so yeah xxp
― The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:58 (nine months ago) link
Evan you got excelsiored recently, iirc, kudosJon I’m sure I’ve discovered music before based on your posts
― brimstead, Wednesday, 2 August 2023 15:58 (nine months ago) link
I appreciated that! Glad my goofing resonates from time to time.
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:01 (nine months ago) link
Jimbeaux ilu
― a love song for connor wong (gyac), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:01 (nine months ago) link
most days I find myself insufferable so seeing no posts after mine comes across more like "thank god nobody called me an asshole"
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:01 (nine months ago) link
lol, some days just not getting told to stop fucking posting is a bonus for me!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:03 (nine months ago) link
i was just struck lately by watchin some interesting threads I chimed in on sink to the bottom. i like to think i'm not THAT boring, but maybe i am or just lots of folks have me killfiled.
thanks for the kind words, been a hard year and while i understand the idea of forums can feel sometimes like shouting into the void but things have been feeling extra void-y lately.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:03 (nine months ago) link
i kill threads dead all the time but never worry about it, knowing that one day Neanderthal will revive them in style when everyone least expects it.
― Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:04 (nine months ago) link
lol otm, Neando is the king of revives
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:06 (nine months ago) link
it would be interesting to know what people think the cliques are, who is in them, and to what degree those posters feel the same. not that I'm suggesting we actually discuss that, that would be a terrible idea
― rob, Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:08 (nine months ago) link
"clique" was probably a bad word for it. as someone noted upthread there are several different groups that interact irl from time to time so they are naturally more in tune, those can sometimes feel to an outsider like an "in" group
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:10 (nine months ago) link
ah ok, yeah I've never met any ilxors irl so I get that. I do feel (quite possibly one-sided) affinities with sets of posters, but those sets can shift over time
― rob, Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:11 (nine months ago) link
btw that "someone" was brimstead lol
― rob, Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:12 (nine months ago) link
yes, sorry, it was brimstead. didn't scroll back enough to verify who it was before posting.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:18 (nine months ago) link
I cannot and will not speak for all of ilxdom but you are all treasures. Neanderthal, Chris, Evan, Jon. Rock the fluck ON, muthafluckas.
― Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:21 (nine months ago) link
I have definitely felt like a thread-killer at times. (Then I'll say something that gets me labeled a sexist knuckle-walker and woo-hoo, off to the races we go!) But you are definitely one of the posters whose contributions annoy me the least.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:22 (nine months ago) link
think we've all imagined with killed the odd thread here and there, maybe sometimes a post is so great and to the point that it just doesn't need further elaboration
― Let's talk about local tomatoes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:29 (nine months ago) link
Hi all!
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:29 (nine months ago) link
Alfred not sure why you initially doubted yourself and posted that here cause you really hit the nail on the head
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:33 (nine months ago) link
been a long time since I could link this classic
You do realize you killed that thread, right?
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:34 (nine months ago) link