theres nowhere else to get posts this good
My boyfriend told me about how when he was a teenager he would invite girls over to his house in rural Sweden and make them deli meat sub sandwiches, which he had learned about in the US, to impress them and they would tell him, “I never knew that a sandwich could be like this!” https://t.co/aIs9M8UXAR— Christin (@hexprax) July 27, 2023
― lag∞n, Monday, 31 July 2023 13:59 (nine months ago) link
im personally not a big boycott x (haha) guy in the first place i dont think were going to shop our way to freedom, but also i was there before elon and now im supposed to leave just cause he has all the money in the world
― lag∞n, Monday, July 31, 2023 8:27 AM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
we're not trapped in there with him, he's trapped in there with us
― mh, Monday, 31 July 2023 14:04 (nine months ago) link
where else would i learn about the existence of e.g. this house (17 Stanleylaan, ostend, flanders):
Architect: ‘What kind of windows would you like?’ Client: ‘Yes’ pic.twitter.com/9dMpH8bEQU— Ugly Belgian Houses (@uglybelgianhous) July 31, 2023
(20 years ago the answer was ilx!)
― mark s, Monday, 31 July 2023 14:10 (nine months ago) link
i love x the everything message board
― jaymc, Monday, 31 July 2023 14:20 (nine months ago) link
thats right
― mark s, Monday, 31 July 2023 14:24 (nine months ago) link
Yeah I was going to say, if this thread ends up being a default 'actually good tweets from the mire' location then hey. (At this point I am literally checking just two accounts for Ukraine news, one of which is associated with a site I can just check if need be, and that's it.)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 July 2023 14:36 (nine months ago) link
Oh my god, the replies to that sandwich tweet are a MESS
― the new drip king (DJP), Monday, 31 July 2023 15:06 (nine months ago) link
The most insane thing people have tried to fight with me about on here is whether or not my boyfriend gave a girl a sandwich 20 years ago. And you’ll lose, pissants — every last one of you!! Because he gave that girl a sandwich!!!— Christin (@hexprax) July 27, 2023
― lag∞n, Monday, 31 July 2023 15:11 (nine months ago) link
I think if it is this difficult for you to read about someone making a sandwich 25 years ago you should probably get off the computer— Christin (@hexprax) July 28, 2023
― mh, Monday, 31 July 2023 16:14 (nine months ago) link
genuine lol, she's got a great attitude.
― Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 31 July 2023 16:26 (nine months ago) link
The new X tagline “blaze your glory” is seemingly something that Elon Musk completely made up without consulting anyone and is only meaningful to him, which is basically the same as all of his decisions pic.twitter.com/cmIlmQkfEc— evan (@esjesjesj) July 31, 2023
― lag∞n, Monday, 31 July 2023 17:38 (nine months ago) link
web sites are his passion
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 31 July 2023 17:41 (nine months ago) link
set fire to your glory? take an axe and bite a chunk out of your glory?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 31 July 2023 17:45 (nine months ago) link
*bon jovi voice* go out and blaze your glory
― lag∞n, Monday, 31 July 2023 17:50 (nine months ago) link
this is going to be another 420 reference from this fucking prick isn’t it
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:15 (nine months ago) link
I dont think this dude even smokes
― frogbs, Monday, 31 July 2023 18:16 (nine months ago) link
he wants Bon Jovi to offer him weed
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:27 (nine months ago) link
didn't he famously do so on a video podcast or something. Cringeworthy to the Xth degree.
― dan selzer, Monday, 31 July 2023 18:27 (nine months ago) link
smorking a blunt on rogan's show iirc
― mh, Monday, 31 July 2023 18:28 (nine months ago) link
and it was very convincing
― rob, Monday, 31 July 2023 18:29 (nine months ago) link
ya he hit the blunt like a teenager who's never smoked before
― frogbs, Monday, 31 July 2023 18:31 (nine months ago) link
X is a hole, where one can glory.
― Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:32 (nine months ago) link
“T, the Digital T-room”
― Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:33 (nine months ago) link
X is a holeplatform so small
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:36 (nine months ago) link
he microdoses
https://i.gifer.com/origin/e9/e9cd81c935d85d2b984b3cd3cae1a5c8_w200.gif
― mark s, Monday, 31 July 2023 18:39 (nine months ago) link
silicon valley drug use situation is pretty interesting
― lag∞n, Monday, 31 July 2023 18:42 (nine months ago) link
I keep swiping past the Twitter app because the X looks like the logo to an Uber competitor I’ve forgotten about or something.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:44 (nine months ago) link
Why do I have an app that just says X? Is that how I got to the hotel in Fort Wayne? Ohhhh, right.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:45 (nine months ago) link
xps i assumed they were all on designer speed. no way does elom do anything other than crank of some kind.
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:45 (nine months ago) link
apparently good sources have him on ketamine but yeah seems like a adderall user mostly
― lag∞n, Monday, 31 July 2023 18:50 (nine months ago) link
good tweet from locked account about the new logo
getting a dm notification from the new x icon feels like i'm on a really janky dating app for sugar babies in miamican't even say hi to my friends without sounding like a 52 year old real estate newsletter guy asking if any hot babes wanna come for bottle service on my boat
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:57 (nine months ago) link
is this anything btw
They are openly pushing for genocide of white people in South Africa. @CyrilRamaphosa, why do you say nothing?— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 31, 2023
elon decided to tweet about taking tesla public at $420 while on acid, according to impeccable source azealia banks
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:06 (nine months ago) link
xp that one is begging me to reply and get my ass banned for calling him a fckwit
― mh, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:06 (nine months ago) link
hallucinogens and being one of the world's dumbest people is a helluva drug
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:07 (nine months ago) link
azealia is correct abt everything else that matters (= that grimes "smells like a roll of nickels")
― mark s, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:09 (nine months ago) link
grimes is never gonna live that down
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:09 (nine months ago) link
the phrase 'blaze of glory' only ever occurs in the context of "attempting to do something big before failing"
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:10 (nine months ago) link
it's obviously meant to be a terrible weed joke on that phrase
kill me
― mh, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:11 (nine months ago) link
what's the story blaze yr glory
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:12 (nine months ago) link
His current self image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:13 (nine months ago) link
― mh, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:14 (nine months ago) link
i don't have an account, never had an account, and now i can't read threads from a web browser anymore = dud
― budo jeru, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:24 (nine months ago) link
tweets will be renamed ripsDMs to shotgunning
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:25 (nine months ago) link
Imagine no more. This is my life now. https://t.co/k5QfAm8yuG pic.twitter.com/e7ECCM2NUD— Christopher J. Beale (@realchrisjbeale) July 29, 2023
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:26 (nine months ago) link
― budo jeru, Monday, July 31, 2023 3:24 PM (six minutes ago)
deleted mine, but yeah lol I have to stop clicking on this thread
― rob, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:31 (nine months ago) link
TS: Blaze your glory vs. Be best
― epistantophus, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:33 (nine months ago) link
the woke mob won again
The X sign has been taken down from the Twitter HQ pic.twitter.com/b6ijJIIvjx— Dexerto (@Dexerto) July 31, 2023
― lag∞n, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:37 (nine months ago) link
They should have set it on fire.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:39 (nine months ago) link
Jesus, this is exhausting.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:39 (nine months ago) link