Twitter C/D

i love x the everything message board

thats right

Yeah I was going to say, if this thread ends up being a default 'actually good tweets from the mire' location then hey. (At this point I am literally checking just two accounts for Ukraine news, one of which is associated with a site I can just check if need be, and that's it.)

Oh my god, the replies to that sandwich tweet are a MESS

The most insane thing people have tried to fight with me about on here is whether or not my boyfriend gave a girl a sandwich 20 years ago. And you’ll lose, pissants — every last one of you!! Because he gave that girl a sandwich!!!

— Christin (@hexprax) July 27, 2023

I think if it is this difficult for you to read about someone making a sandwich 25 years ago you should probably get off the computer

— Christin (@hexprax) July 28, 2023

genuine lol, she's got a great attitude.

The new X tagline “blaze your glory” is seemingly something that Elon Musk completely made up without consulting anyone and is only meaningful to him, which is basically the same as all of his decisions pic.twitter.com/cmIlmQkfEc

— evan (@esjesjesj) July 31, 2023

web sites are his passion

set fire to your glory? take an axe and bite a chunk out of your glory?

*bon jovi voice* go out and blaze your glory

this is going to be another 420 reference from this fucking prick isn’t it

I dont think this dude even smokes

he wants Bon Jovi to offer him weed

didn't he famously do so on a video podcast or something. Cringeworthy to the Xth degree.

smorking a blunt on rogan's show iirc

and it was very convincing

ya he hit the blunt like a teenager who's never smoked before

X is a hole, where one can glory.

“T, the Digital T-room”

X is a hole
platform so small

he microdoses

https://i.gifer.com/origin/e9/e9cd81c935d85d2b984b3cd3cae1a5c8_w200.gif

silicon valley drug use situation is pretty interesting

I keep swiping past the Twitter app because the X looks like the logo to an Uber competitor I’ve forgotten about or something.

Why do I have an app that just says X? Is that how I got to the hotel in Fort Wayne? Ohhhh, right.

xps i assumed they were all on designer speed. no way does elom do anything other than crank of some kind.

apparently good sources have him on ketamine but yeah seems like a adderall user mostly

good tweet from locked account about the new logo

getting a dm notification from the new x icon feels like i'm on a really janky dating app for sugar babies in miami
can't even say hi to my friends without sounding like a 52 year old real estate newsletter guy asking if any hot babes wanna come for bottle service on my boat

is this anything btw

They are openly pushing for genocide of white people in South Africa. @CyrilRamaphosa, why do you say nothing?

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 31, 2023

elon decided to tweet about taking tesla public at $420 while on acid, according to impeccable source azealia banks

xp that one is begging me to reply and get my ass banned for calling him a fckwit

hallucinogens and being one of the world's dumbest people is a helluva drug

azealia is correct abt everything else that matters (= that grimes "smells like a roll of nickels")

grimes is never gonna live that down

the phrase 'blaze of glory' only ever occurs in the context of "attempting to do something big before failing"

it's obviously meant to be a terrible weed joke on that phrase

kill me

what's the story blaze yr glory

His current self image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o

The new X tagline “blaze your glory” is seemingly something that Elon Musk completely made up without consulting anyone and is only meaningful to him, which is basically the same as all of his decisions pic.twitter.com/cmIlmQkfEc

— evan (@esjesjesj) July 31, 2023

i don't have an account, never had an account, and now i can't read threads from a web browser anymore = dud

tweets will be renamed rips
DMs to shotgunning

Imagine no more. This is my life now. https://t.co/k5QfAm8yuG pic.twitter.com/e7ECCM2NUD

— Christopher J. Beale (@realchrisjbeale) July 29, 2023

i don't have an account, never had an account, and now i can't read threads from a web browser anymore = dud

― budo jeru, Monday, July 31, 2023 3:24 PM (six minutes ago)

deleted mine, but yeah lol I have to stop clicking on this thread

TS: Blaze your glory vs. Be best

the woke mob won again

The X sign has been taken down from the Twitter HQ pic.twitter.com/b6ijJIIvjx

— Dexerto (@Dexerto) July 31, 2023

They should have set it on fire.

Jesus, this is exhausting.

FWIW "blaze your glory" is an anagram of "regularly boozy"

removing this app from my phone right up there with the day i finally go around to clearing Songs of Innocence out of my music library - recommended!

Wait, can we talk about that white genocide tweet more? Like, that should be a big deal? Serious fascist shit.