abysmal real names

we have a trainee named J3ss!ca Death

this is simultaneously abysmal and great

We don't need that fascist groove Thangam Debbonaire

So, how long has this been going on? This...this Thangam Debbonaire?

Good name, imo.

Apparently she changed her name from Thangam Singh.

Thangam Style

Sorry again that is an amazing name

I meant they in reference to Jessica D3ath

Ugh!! *that
banning myself from posting til I can get my typos under control

we only soured on the name because we encountered it minutes after Pee-Wee died

Kenneth cheesebro

Will Witt

https://www.lansingcitypulse.com/stories/bernie-porn-pollster,19529

bernie porn-pollster, a winning platform for 2024

i'm into Bernie Porn's glamour shots

president of EPIC MRA

Cumberland "Cum" Posey

https://i.ibb.co/4tRyyMk/Screenshot-2023-10-21-at-12-20-59.png

Cody Fendant, I'm not so sure about you

^^excellent

t0ny sk4nchy, whose full name must be 4nthony sk4nchy - both abysmal

Missouri Gov. Mike Parson on Monday named Ginger K. Gooch to serve as the state’s next Supreme Court judge, solidifying a female majority on the state’s highest court.

Gooch, a judge on the Missouri Court of Appeals, Southern District in Springfield, was one of three judges nominated for the position by a seven-member commission last week. She will fill the vacancy left by Judge Patricia Breckenridge, who retired earlier this month.

“Her work ethic is unquestioned and unmatched,” Parson said during a press conference in Jefferson City on Monday. “She is a loving mother, a dedicated wife and a proud woman of faith. One thing that has become clear to me is Judge Gooch has a passion for service.”

*snort*

Fabio Tr<p>ü</p>mpy

trying to do an umlaut "u"

tipping back over into 'great' imho. like if you're dealing with the surname trumpy, fabio is absolutely the way to go

I know o f a Doctor who's real last name is Doctor

"What does the name 'Aglet' mean anyway?"

"Well, a long time ago 'Aglet' meant 'He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces'. You see, a long time ago a man's name was his profession."

"Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread"

"Exactly"

"So what did John Hancock do?"

oof!

Alan Treefucker

of the Lubbock Treefuckers?

yes.

Julian Smallbones

https://tgsteeplechasefoundation.org/burley-cocks/

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/jan/10/elon-musk-sweden-unions-tesla-labour-car

Alfie Potts Harmer

Troyal Garth Brooks

Yonah Jeremy Bob, “The Jerusalem Post’s senior military correspondent”

Ph4l1n Fl0w3rs

“It’s been an amazing year for the world’s richest people, with more billionaires around the world than ever before,” said Chase Peterson-Withorn, Forbes’ wealth editor.

The NFL draft always produces some eye-opening names. This year we've got Prince Pines and erm... Storm Duck.

UNC has a player named Storm Duck.

Storm. Duck. pic.twitter.com/My1PPhmSdc

— Joe Tansey (@JTansey90) December 27, 2019

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gen_Kitchen

the old name-is-a-noun thing never gets old, especially paired with a verb sounding name

Storm Duck is one for the pantheon

but just who is True Grant?

https://www.mancity.com/news/mens/who-is-true-grant-manchester-city-63838067

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/orpheus-pledger-home-away-arrest-assault-charges-b2535145.html