kissing the baloney stone gives endows you with the gift of t'all tastes same to me
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 21:38 (nine months ago) link
Can we do an ILX fundraising drive to build our own submarine?
Thinking 1k should be enough.
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, August 2, 2023 11:54 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
i love how this post can mean a sandwich or a watercraft, depending on how you place it in context
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 2 August 2023 22:13 (nine months ago) link
I mentioned Mortadella/devon/fritz upthread yesterday, and then 2 ilxors felt free to say the same thing as if I hadn't spoken. What is this, a staff meeting?!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 22:57 (nine months ago) link
"In Britain, it goes by Polony."
Hmmm. I've never heard of Polony. We do have mortadella, though.
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 2 August 2023 23:53 (nine months ago) link
I just found out George Davis was not in fact innocent
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 3 August 2023 01:18 (nine months ago) link
I was listening to Duran Duran at the time, not Sham 69 or Patrik Fitzgerald which would've been much cooler
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 3 August 2023 01:22 (nine months ago) link
polony sounds like polari for baloney
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 3 August 2023 13:38 (nine months ago) link
It's not so much learning about it just now, but more like I just realized how untethered for me that the letter "W" is from the idea that it is literally double-"U", at least until I saw a video how it's called doble-V in some Spanish-speaking countries.
I blame POTUS#43 for this semantic decoupling. We don't bag on him enough anymore.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 3 August 2023 16:25 (nine months ago) link
apologies trayce, you did indeed and i didn't spot it
― mark s, Thursday, 3 August 2023 16:31 (nine months ago) link
xpost Thought it was cool how they did it on the movie poster
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTUyNzkwMzAxOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMzc1OTk1NjE@._V1_.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 3 August 2023 17:35 (nine months ago) link
double-V does make more sense. it'd be funny to see it spelled UUitch and aluuays
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 3 August 2023 21:22 (nine months ago) link
'sok Mark all good. I did feel like Invisible Lady from the Fast Show skit though lol.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 3 August 2023 22:37 (nine months ago) link
who weezy is
― sarahell, Saturday, 5 August 2023 16:39 (eight months ago) link
an asthma medication delivery service?
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 5 August 2023 16:52 (eight months ago) link
Lil Wayne
― sarahell, Saturday, 5 August 2023 17:22 (eight months ago) link
all I know is he endorsed Trump, can't remember any of his music
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 5 August 2023 17:38 (eight months ago) link
I first heard the source of the “Amen break” about 90 seconds ago.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 6 August 2023 12:35 (eight months ago) link
what a kookaburra sounds like.
or rather, that the sound of the "jungle" from old movies and cartoons isn't monkeys, as i had always thought, it's kookaburras!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3puMIfxm9fU
― budo jeru, Monday, 7 August 2023 01:05 (eight months ago) link
Sitcom maven Chuck Lorre wrote the theme song to "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 August 2023 12:21 (eight months ago) link
There was television in the 1930's?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 7 August 2023 22:39 (eight months ago) link
There was television in the 1920's.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Monday, 7 August 2023 22:58 (eight months ago) link
But not yet broadcasting, right? Just like experimental demonstrations
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 7 August 2023 23:00 (eight months ago) link
In 1928, WRGB (then W2XCW) was started as the world's first television station. It broadcast from the General Electric facility in Schenectady, New York. It was popularly known as "WGY Television".
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Monday, 7 August 2023 23:01 (eight months ago) link
I was just reading about this fluke BBC broadcast that reached New York in 1938, I didn't realize that they were broadcasting TV images that early:
https://archive.org/details/BbcTelevisionReceivedInNewYork-1938
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 7 August 2023 23:02 (eight months ago) link
imagine watching TV before the wall st crash
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 7 August 2023 23:03 (eight months ago) link
The BBC started broadcasting in 1936. First outside broadcast, 1937!
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Monday, 7 August 2023 23:06 (eight months ago) link
Just learned that New York wasn't named after the city of York, but after the Duke of York of the time (later James II).
― Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 08:29 (eight months ago) link
There's a whole plot point in Carl Sagan's Contact (both novel and movie) that revolves around the true story of Nazi Germany's television broadcast of the opening of the 1936 Berlin Olympics as the first tv transmission that probably cleared the ionosphere and made it into space.
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 09:05 (eight months ago) link
the sound of the "jungle" from old movies and cartoons isn't monkeys, as i had always thought, it's kookaburras!
It is also the sound of Flipper the dolphin - dolphins do not make the noises he did, they were samples of kooka calls sped up.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 09:59 (eight months ago) link
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 10:54 (eight months ago) link
People back then said, "I can't believe there's a whole channel and nothing on"
― Josefa, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 13:16 (eight months ago) link
I can confirm that staring at kookaburras at the zoo does not encourage them to make the funny noise, nor does mumbling "do the thing!"
― mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 14:53 (eight months ago) link
"Little" is actually spelled "liddle'" (with the hyphen).
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 15:00 (eight months ago) link
Chuck Liddle
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 15:00 (eight months ago) link
how to make coffee
when I started working at Burger King I had to work mornings on weekends and we had to make coffee. myself and one of my buddies there were only 16 and had never drank coffee and didn't know how to make it, but he had seen his Dad make instant coffee, so he would put water in the machine and then pour the coffee grounds DIRECTLY into the pot. I remember thinking "hmmm that doesn't seem right" but I never made coffee either so I just did it the same way. god, I feel so bad for anyone we served that to.
― frogbs, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 15:08 (eight months ago) link
TIL up to this date about a quarter of the total casualties of the Andrea Doria are not just the passengers who expired when it sank but divers who flocked there since, often looking for the ultimate symbol of diving prowess for their collection: Andrea Doria china. Also the depths they are going to get this 1st class crockery is way beyond what is safe for recreational divers with limited oxygen supplies. There is a condition referred to as nitrogen narcosis (Cousteau called it "rapture of the deep"!) that can dramatically effect your ability to make safe judgements, which could be a problem in a crumbling wreck 235 ft under the Atlantic in frequently rough conditions.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 15:23 (eight months ago) link
haha amazing
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 16:01 (eight months ago) link
i was 19yo before i discovered that Jack Daniel's is not what British people would consider "whiskey". took a couple of weeks working in a pub before i got called out on that one
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 16:02 (eight months ago) link
"smell this. it smells of bananas"
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 16:03 (eight months ago) link
"come here, smell this. nigel, oy! it smells of bananas"
"what did you put in here, barman?"
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 16:04 (eight months ago) link
lool
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 16:04 (eight months ago) link
then pour the coffee grounds DIRECTLY into the pot
AKA 'cowboy coffee'... also how traditional New Orleans coffee was made, using egg whites to settle the grounds
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 16:11 (eight months ago) link
bring back the Burger King Rodeo burger and have a special where it's served with cowboy coffee
― mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 16:14 (eight months ago) link
i learned abt "raptures of the deep" surprisingly young bcz there was a cousteau book with nice pictures in my school library -- i doubt i read the main text particularly closely but there was a very striking photo of an underwater board attached to a rope with a kind of wild scribble on it, which was the enraptured final signature of cousteau's colleague (name long forgotten) as he proved to the world he had beaten some specific diving record (details also forgotten); sadly by then this fellow was so blissed-out on nitrogen that he forgot to continue to hold his facemask to his mouth, so that by the time they got down to him or pulled him up or whatever he had entirely drowned
this made a STRONG IMPRESSION on me! never give yr life for some dumb diving rercord! (or indeed go diving at all 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽)
nevertheless i was fascinated by how chaotic that scribbled sign-off looked, that guy was OUT OF IT :(
― mark s, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 17:06 (eight months ago) link
Kookaburras: Australia's Wilhelm Scream
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 17:13 (eight months ago) link
Lol
― Tommy Gets His Consoles Out (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 17:35 (eight months ago) link
xxp
there is a measurement of "rapture of the deep" side effects that some divers call Martin's Law. Which is for every extra 50 ft you descend is like drinking a martini on an empty stomach. I was reading an account of a diver who got snagged on cables and died. They were still barely conscious when another found them in trouble but couldn't get them free and tank was running low. So they risked death themselves by "getting bent" with a dangerous fast ascent to the surface to raise the alarm and then back down again to decompress. The diver who died was apparently an arrogant dick and went down with lots of tools hanging from a tool belt that the rest of the party called "suicide snags" or something like that. But he had such a big rep and was such an unapproachable dick, nobody dared have a word with him about them.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 17:39 (eight months ago) link
lol martini's law I meant
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 17:42 (eight months ago) link
i would simply drink an actual martini on an empty stomach while descending no feet
― mark s, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 18:07 (eight months ago) link