Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

And then we'll take it higher

OH! NO!

that commercial was hilarious ngl

one word: wow

Trump is sitting in Special Counsel Jack Smith’s direct line of sight in the courtroom — and Smith almost certainly just looked at Trump

— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) August 3, 2023

Uh okay

dare jack smith to wink at him

And then Billy Vera and the Beaters start playing

BABY JACK JUST RIZZED UP TRUMPY

I get that we've all final bossed Trump but, any one of us would do that

Our Big Boy’s hairline is really doing a number on the CNN lead photo

BABY JACK JUST RIZZED UP TRUMPY

IS HE THE NEW PERP KING????

i cannot believe i am laughing but YUP

Mini headline on WaPo:

Trump says it’s a ‘sad day for America,’ criticizes Washington ‘filth’

Smith looked at Trump, Trumpwanted to run
But the trial kept moving as planned

Smith took Trump, he pushed him against the bench
He drove it in, he drove it home, he drove it deep in Trump

Prison for 98 and a year and we'll call it even Donny '99

From my perspective, former President Donald Trump seemed today like many defendants making their initial appearance do -- which is to say, like someone beginning to appreciate the gravity of the situation. https://t.co/lbwQ0QmZBA

— Jordan Fischer (@JordanOnRecord) August 3, 2023

Today he Truly became a criminal

I am pressing the snooze button on this news because I feel like we've been stuck on "trump is in legal jeopardy" and "maybe he will someday almost face consequences" since 2015.

Wake me when something actually happens to this fucking douche

Kinda surprised he isn't playing the OJ "100% not guilty, your honor" card.

xp

what is the point of comments like this? sorry you are bored by the string of criminal indictments, it's not clear to me how this is not something happening

Unless Jack Smith is going to strangle Trump to death on live TV in court, I don’t want anything to do with this snooze fest

hitting the 'dud' button

sorry you are bored by the string of criminal indictments, it's not clear to me how this is not something happening

― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 3 August 2023

Yeah sorry if this is not well understood but the time alone consumed by being in multiple parallel and overlapping criminal and civil proceedings is significant. Trump has to be in DC, Florida, various court appearances at various times. And with that depositions, prep, etc.

Even bullshit lawsuits take up time to defend and these are not bullshit. Using up the only non-renewable resource a person has (time) is definitely something happening.

extremely otm tyvm

On that note:

Yeah, this is what happens when you don’t think through your lawsuit before you file it. https://t.co/UO5XAWC2AS

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) August 3, 2023

wake up MAGAt i think i got something to say to you
you fucked up covid then lost the election you combovered fool

where’s the rod stewarttunes??

xp lololol

A grand jury... aka a jury... saw this evidence and decided it warranted an arrest/arraignment

Of course, Defense has not yet been allowed to present their side.. but I wonder just what these jurors saw. There's probably plenty of shit that was not included in the formal indictment, because they don't wanna show all their cards just yet

I don’t want anything to do with this snooze fest

That's OK. All the people who matter will be assembled in the courtroom and together they will produce a verdict. Your input or attention is purely optional to that process. We'll wake you up when the verdict arrives. It might interest you.

lol what

When is Jack Smith going to give us Medicare For All?

when is the new White Smiths album coming out

Where are Jack Smith's tax returns?

if that's even his real name

if he's so innocent, why won't he admit he's not?

trump said something good yesterday

“This is not the place that I left,” he said.

Trump’s campaign team was miffed by a lack of traffic support from local police after he arrived in Washington, forcing the motorcade to weave through rush-hour traffic. Other motorists attempted to change lanes between the motorcade, showing less deference than typical for an average funeral procession. The welcome from onlookers at the courthouse was occasionally hostile, with several middle fingers from bikers and spectators along the highway from the airport. There was a Biden flag on a corner near the courthouse.

The former president said it was a “very sad day for America.”

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for mental health reasons i try to keep this man and his army of hateful fools out of my head. but yeah if he comes within 100 miles of me he's going to get all my middle fingers as well as an interpretation of what the inside of my most wretched innards sound like when converted to hoarse screaming

It’s funny, when you make your entire brand “hate goblin”, people start hating you

Make America Hate Again

staging a deadly riot for your own personal gain doesn't appear to sit well with the locals

i don't ask for much, but i do ask for him and his entire family and everyone who has ever helped to him to immediately die

From this side of the pond we are very much back to our broadcast media gawping at all this and tacitly saying, "Would you look at these dumb American assholes, what a state".

you can spare Tiffany

(jk jk jk, sorry, too soon. i wish all the best to him and his lovely family and those wonderful supporters of his. honestly, he's already too in my head this morning, i think from all the news the last few days. i am hopeful that the jan 6 trial will be scheduled asap, before the other trials. if it gets scheduled after the maralago one, the shitty trump judge will acquiesce to all the predictable requests to delay the maralago trial until after the election, which will effectively push the other trials, including jan6, past the election as well. until those trial dates get set, i'm hitting the snooze on prognostication about these trials and the election, because it all depends on how much trump's team can convince trump's judges to sweep it under the rug until after the wonderful people of america can decide whether or not to give him power again)

middle fingers from BIKERS are worth double

the judge in charge of the Jan 6 case is an Obama appointee who issued some of the most stringent sentences for previous Jan 6 defendants, hopefully she is not as easy to influence as the mar-a-lago judge

xp

It's DC, probably bicycle commuters.

It’s funny, when you make your entire brand “hate goblin”, people start hating you

OTM, it's the revolution consuming its own children.

lol what

Try this out: "Your input or attention is purely optional".