Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

yeah like lots of other resistance types who got a lot of attention during impeachment and pandemic (i'd add Rebekah Jones to that list) who got addicted to attention and then turned it into grift

I guess some of that stuff is starting to ring a bell. Why is she followed by so many seemingly legit people then?

All those big resistance Twitter people thrived on creating a sense of SOMETHING BIG COMING that felt very cultlike.

Why is she followed by so many seemingly legit people then?

because people don't get around to unfollowing and also most people probably haven't dug into all of that.

Tbf something big *did* often arrive as promised, but those big things just keep piling up, and none of these turds have paid a legal price yet.

I heard a rumor that fani willis is planning to use that georgia rico law she is using against young thug in the trump case. So trump would be charged with racketeering.

I heard a rumour that fani willis say you got a broken heart

All those big resistance Twitter people thrived on creating a sense of SOMETHING BIG COMING that felt very cultlike.

― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Saturday, August 12, 2023 9:44 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Everyone on Twitter with a following due to a focus on any specific subject is very likely going to do whatever they can to maintain and drive views/engagement. Always good to keep that in mind.

my sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for trump. i am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

Lol Trump buried his ex-wife at his golf course and refuses to landscape her grave. pic.twitter.com/Zndbtbksa5

— Justin Horwitz (@JustinAHorwitz) August 13, 2023

couldn't ivanka like, work some filial magic, and get some cheep plastic mums on mum?

Not looking to defend Trump or anything but I doubt he personally is specifically "refusing" to landscape her grave. I'm sure it's just that he doesn't give a shit and never visits or thinks about it and everyone between him and whoever it might be who actually is in charge of landscaping therefore doesn't have to give a shit either.

ehh, he's never done one thing in his life to deserve the benefit of the doubt tho

^^^

its not even mowed, at a golf course!

Looks like someone's been peeing on it, but tbf, that could be anyone.

Look like some vehicle ruts there too.

as i understand golf the rough is as important a feature as the bunkers and the green so in a sense it's a compliment

Many a golfer at that course has been stymied by the infamous Ivanka trap.

the local mink and weasel population are known pee-ers on the grave, it's all natural. grudges.

I Slice On Your Grave

on the course it's an ivana trap. in donnie's brain, it's an ivanka trap.

Not looking to defend Trump or anything but I doubt he personally is specifically "refusing" to landscape her grave.

lol, sorry i was just imagining someone having to say out loud to trump "hey trump, are you going to have your ex-wife's grave cleaned up? it's a mess"

I actually had the brief thought that surely at least her children would care about the state of her gravesite until I remembered who her children were

Haha I wasn’t giving him the benefit of the doubt at all, just found the framing kinda silly.

“Thanks for personally joining this important property upkeep meeting despite everything else you have going on. Now about the grave sir, should we mow or-“

“NO! NEVER! STOP ASKING”

when yr slightest whims become absolute rule in yr kingdom, it’s hard for me to believe anything but intention in this case.

I dunno, I still like MSW.

The dirt patches almost look like the outline of a body, like she was just laid down sans coffin

Trying so hard to get himself thrown in jail by a Black woman.

Holy shit. He just attacked the Judge AGAIN in D.C., this time with a picture of her. He “reposted” someone elses’ nonsense so he thinks that makes it ok? What a lunatic. pic.twitter.com/atuVnjMCjC

— Spiro’s Ghost (@AntiToxicPeople) August 13, 2023

An eagle-eyed Reuters journalist spotted this document -- which lists Trump as the defendant in multiple felony counts -- on the Fulton County, GA, court website.

Fortunately, the reporter downloaded it before it was removed. https://t.co/pmSTM0ehRK pic.twitter.com/1GaDr7QR3a

— Bill Grueskin (@BGrueskin) August 14, 2023

Anything less than the best is a felony

how many felony cases do you have to pick up before youre pretty much guaranteed to go to prison even if you were once the president

also how many do you need to pick up before you are guaranteed to be president again? I'm pretty sure it loops back around at some point

how many felony cases do you have to pick up before youre pretty much guaranteed to go to prison even if you were once the president

― lag∞n,

let's find out

how many indictments must a man pick up before you call him sir (with tears in your eyes)?

13 charges against him, including RICO! that DA isn't messing around. ofc, jury selection will be Urgent & Key now. all it takes is one goddamn ringer to hang a jury.

how many felony cases do you have to pick up before you're pretty much guaranteed to go to prison even if you were once the president

https://www.candyfavorites.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/tootsie-pop-owl-pic.jpg

thinking much too far ahead... if he's convicted you can bet Kemp's going to get a Trump call angling for a pardon.

Breaking: Former Lt. Gov. Geoff Duncan and independent journalist George Chidi were both supposed to testify on Tuesday, but are now expected to meet on Monday with grand jurors at the Fulton County Courthouse https://t.co/YBYU2c32EQ with @bluestein

— Tamar Hallerman (@TamarHallerman) August 14, 2023

Can he make a plea bargain to have all charges dropped in exchange for halting his presidential campaign and exiting the public sphere altogether forever, with the caveat that if he breaks his word (which he inevitably will, probably within <24 hours) he will immediately be jailed for life? I would be good with that. In fact I think that's the preferable option (saving time and money on a trial that isn't likely to result in criminal charges or prevent him from becoming president again). Someone get me on the horn with the Fulton Co. DA.

the ol' Banished to Corsica plea bargain

.....

elba

Acisroc was I ere I saw Corsica.

trenchant:
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/adnd2e/images/3/3f/Roc_2e.png

Can we just fire him into the sun?

Best thing for all concerned is that the stress of all this causes him to have a massive coronary and die, or (even better) to be permanently disabled.

An incapacitated Trump would be, all things considered, the nightmare of a "Trump, but this time more competent" scenario come true

Can he make a plea bargain to have all charges dropped in exchange for halting his presidential campaign/

He would never do this imo, because his entire argument is that he's done nothing wrong and Dems are bringing these trials solely to disrupt his campaign.

xp, OK, so let him drop dead.

I feel like the “DUD” is about the side of Ohio by now