your terrible ideas

Down in the boondocks
Down in the boondocks
People put me down cause that's the side of town on which I was born

lol

Welcome back, baby
To the underprivileged side of town

life is like a highway
I wanna ride it all the night long
If you're goin' in my way
Well, I wanna drive it all the night long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fp6pvpcZEw

any way you want that
that is the way you likely prefer it
any which of the way you want it

She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your morning star planet Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire

A film sequel to Little Women, Meg Jo and the others move to the big city! It’s called: Pretty Women

A youtube video where I play "pieces" by Sum 41 in thw style of Oliver Anthony's GOP pun song

It Takes The Nation of Islam to Hold Us Back

https://i.imgur.com/py2FOgf.jpg

MaureenLand: a museum devoted to the film and television work of Maureen O'Hara, Maureen O'Sullivan, Maureen Stapleton, and Maureen McCormick.

Rappers who do live shows which are only live recreations of their skits

An Elvis impersonator doing a cover verion of the Pet Shop Boys' 'DJ Culture'.

MaureenLand: a museum devoted to the film and television work of Maureen O'Hara, Maureen O'Sullivan, Maureen Stapleton, and Maureen McCormick.

If they're not being kissed by killer whales, I'm not going.

A weed store that sells custom one-of-a-kind blends...

Non-Fungible Tokin'

Unfound footage horror.

where characters spend 90 minutes lamenting that there is no recovered video of what happened to their loved one and they are no closer to understanding what happened then the film just eventually ending abruptly.

Parody cover band called Bob Marley and the Waiters, with songs like "Put It Off" and "Rastaman Procrastination"

Exo-doss

Redemption Slog

"Waiting in Vain" is RIGHT THERE, people.

Get Up (later) Stand Up (eventually)

Chant Down Babylon Tomorrow

4000 Years

Improve a poem or aphorism by replacing the word "beauty" with the word "booty."

E.g., "Booty is truth; truth, booty."

country song called "mama sure loved to say the n-word"

movie script called "raging fury" - the 2nd coming of jesus christ as a foul-mouthed violent bigot who utters sassy catchprases while beating the tar out of his antagonists

self help book "wank your way to inner peace"

Experimental bodybuilding:
Pudgy chest and arms, shredded sixpack, skinny legs...
Or, right arm and left leg jacked, smooth, honey brown and oiled, every thing else pale, hairy and dry...

for the booty of the earth

AI toilet that wipes your butt for you

but sometimes incorrectly

could it be called Weyeps Blutt

Paul McCartney to release an acoustic album of James Brown covers: Mutha's Nature's Son.

The Shipping Forecast

A podcast wherein I soothingly read the hot trends on fanfic sites.

Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.

a compilation of silent lead ins from classic ECM album openers

Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.

lmao

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ArIAAOSwgXRjr7Fu/s-l1200.webp

In association football tournaments, abolish penalty kicks. After extra time, a panel of three judges scores each half and extra time and chooses the winner, like boxing

...or, every ten minutes of extra time they stop and bring in the sidelines and move the goals closer together...

Starby's: Home of the Pumkin Spice Beef

A historical fiction novel about former king of Denmark Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson which mostly focuses on his personal life and his inability to connect with others.

Double or triple the size of basketball courts and the height of the nets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-yfZn5iYJE

lmao at STUPID CRAP FACE

Hard-core dilettante I apologize for being the "here's the relevant xkcd" person but here's the relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/2852

I don't engage with sports at all but I watched that entire video, totally enthralled by their
dedication to generating max stupidity.

An edit of Whigfield's 'Saturday Night' that's just 4 minutes and 26 seconds of the "quack quack quack quack" bit from the very beginning on repeat.

Along the lines of Caninus and Hatebeak, a sensitive alt-rock band with two horses on lead vocals called The Neighsayers

And this guy on drums?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4vpIIGxvVs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==