Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Our state passed a law that says pharmacies have to give it to you even if you don’t have a prescription. I wonder if anybody is still getting it.

That sounds like responsible government.

ask the state gov't when they will do that for opiates

Well I guess this guy won’t be the Veep pick

“That part about looking out for minors on an island, was literally about Donald Trump,” the ‘Rich Men North Of Richmond’ star Oliver Anthony told @RollingStone

“The obese welfare fudge rounds part too,” Anthony continued. “We’re tired of supporting these rich bums.” pic.twitter.com/U5QjOLObcm

— JustinTBrown (@JuuustinBrown) August 18, 2023

they're just doing what he wants

ATLANTA — The FBI has joined an investigation into a barrage of threats against Fulton County officials in recent days, including members of the Atlanta-area grand jury that voted to indict former president Donald Trump and 18 of his allies in a sweeping criminal case focused on alleged 2020 election interference.

...The statement came amid growing concern about the safety of grand jurors involved in Monday’s indictment after the names, home addresses, photos and social media profiles of some members of the panel circulated online along with threatening messages targeting them and Fulton County District Attorney Fani T. Willis (D), whose office is prosecuting the case.

Under Georgia law, names of grand jurors are publicly listed on indictments — an effort at transparency that some have questioned in light of ongoing threats in the aftermath of the charges against Trump and 18 others accused of conspiring to overturn Georgia’s 2020 presidential election results.

i saw the fbi went to talk to a lady that made a online threat against a grand juror and she was all i was just talking i had no plans to go to atlanta which is what one should say under those circumstances but then she said however if they came to my town theyd have a problem which is what you shouldnt say

but if she gets asked about that latter threat during a court case she can just say she was just talking again, this time to the fbi, she had no plans to do anything to the grand juror if she came to her town and there wouldn't be a problem.

however if the fbi and the grand juror were to come to the court case they'd have a problem though

lol

an FBI agent and a grand juror walk into a bar and

i think good patriotic folks like that lady should feel free to tell the fbi every little thought that crosses their minds, at length, in detail

Try to threaten a grand juror in a small town

is that from a Miranda Lambert song

The Rural Juror

"I wasn't saying I was going to kill the juror, by "nobody will ever see or hear from him again" I meant the town will shun him forever.

With bullets"

"share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again"

Complaining about the bail he will have to post in Atlanta, Trump is now joking about fleeing to Russia to “share a gold domed suite with Vladimir” Putin, “never to be seen or heard from again.” pic.twitter.com/3K1D0YCoVI

— Natalie Allison (@natalie_allison) August 22, 2023

you're welcome to be domed buddy

genuinely bizarre some of the shit that plays well with the GOP base

Any shit that comes out of his mouth plays well with the GOP base. He is Biff Tannen and they are all his pathetic sidekicks.

Last two sentences are sheer poetry tho.

If his airplane crashed and he was the only casualty, THAT would be poetry.

Isn't this one of Trump's strangest ever statements?

Last two sentences are sheer poetry tho

Yeah, this is (I surmise) the Trump (ghostwriter) that people glommed onto in the first place

imo the tweets that he writes are better as tweets but yeah this one is a lil more expansive, which is not the trump brand!

"I'd be much better off flying commercial, I'm sure nobody would recognize me" sounds like a rueful line from, like, a Warren Zevon song or something.

he's being sarcastic

Thank you crüt, that was extremely helpful

Are you being sarcastic?

absolutely not

Sarcasm. Wow. My favorite.

Poll it.

Casms, Smokey Robinson's upcoming outtakes EP.

🤣

Sarcastic eyeroll emoji

Poll it.

I would definitely put sarcasm at number one, no question.

Gold, gold, gold. The man's obsessed with the color gold, especially when he thinks of Russia.

pee tape

I bet he has a bar stocked with Goldschläger.

Isn't this one of Trump's strangest ever statements?

certainly out of character for him to obsess about gold furnishings, mentally fabricate a cozy personal relationship with murderous despots like Vladimir Putin, or make passive-aggressively needy statements about his popularity. something must be up. perhaps he's becoming increasingly isolated?

All he missed out on was replacing "me" for "your favorite president."

xp are you being sarcastsic?

*bangs on the side of ilx*

Yup, looks like the sarcasm detector is a little out of whack, might need a reboot.

it's like he got script doctored

Didn’t Grover used to refer to himself as “me, your favorite monster” in the old Sesame Street books? That’s all I think of when Trump does that.

I'm being stochastically terrible.

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https://x.com/msnbc/status/1694075005577961959?s=46

Yours in service,

Fuck You

Good Morning and get a brain Moran.

Yours in Christ,

Go to hell.

BREAKING:

A key witness against Trump and his two co-defendants in the classified documents case recanted previous false testimony and provided new information implicating Trump and the other defendants after he switched lawyers. https://t.co/95xPxCWkid

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 22, 2023