why do you need Kanye when Elon's around
Dragging all your former advertisers into discovery is totally going to win them back! Excellent move, sir pic.twitter.com/3TvdsrLvyL— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) September 4, 2023
― frogbs, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 03:38 (eight months ago) link
I wonder where Elon got the idea to shut down Starlink on the frontlines? https://t.co/i6LzgJwqSg pic.twitter.com/t5sAWITWNa— Pekka Kallioniemi (@P_Kallioniemi) September 7, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 September 2023 17:57 (seven months ago) link
where's the malay wet-ops arm of the cia when u need it most
― mark s, Thursday, 7 September 2023 18:05 (seven months ago) link
release the ants lads
― mark s, Thursday, 7 September 2023 18:06 (seven months ago) link
jfc
To everyone arguing against Tesla removing the gear shifter: what looks easier to you? pic.twitter.com/DwkmnAdv6D— Jeff 💙✌️ (@JeffTutorials) September 5, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 September 2023 21:59 (seven months ago) link
wait, is that how you change gears in a Tesla?!? Swiping on a screen?
― Cow_Art, Thursday, 7 September 2023 22:34 (seven months ago) link
some ppl just love screen time
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 September 2023 22:42 (seven months ago) link
It's certainly how you play Fruit Ninja.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 September 2023 22:42 (seven months ago) link
back up buttons (not actual buttons)
Yes! Of courseBackup buttons illuminate when the screen loses power pic.twitter.com/zH0CdA6mCS— Jeff 💙✌️ (@JeffTutorials) September 6, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 September 2023 22:43 (seven months ago) link
on one hand I hardly ever need to shift quickly and on the other hand there are occasions where I need to deftly execute a three point turn and I shouldn’t have to look down at something during that
― mh, Thursday, 7 September 2023 22:46 (seven months ago) link
I usually back into my driveway so I have to shift quickly - the dial transmission select on the Mach-E is very fast and I never have to look down
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 8 September 2023 04:08 (seven months ago) link
what’s a mach-e
― vashti funyuns (sic), Friday, 8 September 2023 06:48 (seven months ago) link
Pixar took the plot of Cars but made it about jets
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 8 September 2023 07:02 (seven months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F5fTXsvaYAAWmdu?format=jpg&name=small
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 8 September 2023 08:48 (seven months ago) link
xps How’s the Mach-E been treating you, ET?
― mh, Friday, 8 September 2023 13:50 (seven months ago) link
The Mach-E is Ford's electric Mustang, BTW.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 September 2023 16:09 (seven months ago) link
anyone read this ronan farrow piece?
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/08/28/elon-musks-shadow-rule
― i really like that!! (z_tbd), Friday, 8 September 2023 16:45 (seven months ago) link
Sometimes a mistake is much more than just a mistake. By not allowing Ukrainian drones to destroy part of the Russian military (!) fleet via #Starlink interference, @elonmusk allowed this fleet to fire Kalibr missiles at Ukrainian cities. As a result, civilians, children are…— Михайло Подоляк (@Podolyak_M) September 7, 2023
― groovypanda, Friday, 8 September 2023 18:05 (seven months ago) link
GREAT car. Zero regrets. Also biased because the charging infrastructure in California, despite the legitimate complaining, is pretty good.
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 8 September 2023 22:32 (seven months ago) link
My wife has one of those cars, and she loves it, but apparently her biggest (negative) surprise was a limited turning radius. Or at least, more awkward than she expected for something so otherwise zippy.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 September 2023 22:35 (seven months ago) link
Ha, I meant to write my wife's *friend*!
lol i thought this was a joking reference to the powerful mach 5
i am not a car guy
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 September 2023 22:39 (seven months ago) link
Does Михайло Подоляк realize that Elon Musk was raised in South Africa in a family that wistfully views apartheid as the good old days of stable, orderly governance?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 8 September 2023 22:39 (seven months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F5mdLPPWkAA3LlM?format=jpg&name=large
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 September 2023 18:10 (seven months ago) link
Yes, Ellen, please tell us more about what is actually happening in public schools today, your finger is so on that particular pulseIt's really amazing to me how quickly I've gone from 'I have no opinion about that guy whose name I know' to 'that guy should get into an accident where he no longer has the ability to communicate with the other people in the world'. And all because that guy has been working overtime to completely sour every non-shit person's opinion of him. It's like the one thing at which he is an unalloyed success.
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:00 (seven months ago) link
It’s the same thing with Trump. So much power and money; they can literally do ANYTHING.
And they spend their time being an internet troll. Fuck.
― Cow_Art, Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:39 (seven months ago) link
Capitalism is bad, Communism is Good— little known Negativland remix
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Saturday, 9 September 2023 20:10 (seven months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F5nAIr1XcAAs25U?format=jpg&name=small
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 September 2023 20:14 (seven months ago) link
I mean, he could turn his responsibilities to all of his businesses over to anyone else and they would do better, he could just go to Jamaica and party for the rest of his life. He could build an island palace and populate it with willing supermodels that he could pay to do his bidding. He could, oh, BETTER HUMANITY. He could make a solid gold butt-plug encrusted with precious jewels and give it to Kanye West as a gag gift. He could just fuck right off. UGH. How can somebody be so influential and important and so goddamned trifling at the same time, I don't understand it.
I need to spend less time online, I find myself getting worked up too much about people that I can do nothing about, that I shouldn't worry about. I can vote and volunteer to help local organizations, all this other stuff is garbage taking up mental space.
― Cow_Art, Saturday, 9 September 2023 20:37 (seven months ago) link
He’s still seething about his trans commie daughter
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Saturday, 9 September 2023 22:27 (seven months ago) link
Things I just found out about this dork: he has ten (10) children. What is it with these alpha types jetting their spunk about all over the shop? See also: Johnson, B. No-one needed any more chips off this block.
― I spent too long trying to write sensible SF (Matt #2), Saturday, 9 September 2023 22:42 (seven months ago) link
Eleven. He/Grimes just announced a third, named "Techno Mechanicus"Or did I just make that up? 🤔
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 September 2023 22:49 (seven months ago) link
unsurprisingly he has a eugenicsy belief that the smart people need to reproduce in order to save the humanity go multiplanetary etc
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 September 2023 22:50 (seven months ago) link
Damn that kid is gonna wish they got the name X
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Saturday, 9 September 2023 23:09 (seven months ago) link
Musk and Cheong are exactly the sort of men you’d find hanging around outside primary schools.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 10 September 2023 00:00 (seven months ago) link
Here’s hoping all his kids go trans commie.
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 10 September 2023 01:19 (seven months ago) link
Or did I just make that up? 🤔
jfc I was really hoping you had...
― octobeard, Sunday, 10 September 2023 01:37 (seven months ago) link
Grimes just wants to see the son she shares with ex-partner Elon Musk, but she says she’s being boxed out.
The “Oblivion” singer seems to have responded, in a now-deleted X post, to a self-promoting post from author Walter Isaacson about his new Musk biography, which featured photos of the SpaceX chief executive and Shivon Zilis, the mother of his recently born twins. Grimes pleaded in the tweet for the writer to relay a request to Musk about how he and Zilis have allegedly blocked the Canadian artist from seeing her son.
“Tell Shivon to unblock me and tell Elon to let me see my son or plz respond to my lawyer,” Grimes’ post read, per screenshots posted on Reddit. “I have never even been allowed to see a photo of these children until this moment, despite the situation utterly ripping my family apart.”
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2023-09-08/grimes-demands-elon-musk-let-her-see-son
sourcing maybe dubious on this one idk
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 September 2023 15:23 (seven months ago) link
“he’s my best friend and the love of my life, and my life and art are forever dedicated to The Mission now,” the 35-year-old wrote.”
― you need magical thinking ay my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Sunday, 10 September 2023 16:28 (seven months ago) link
https://chnm.gmu.edu/worldhistorysources/images/mission.jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 10 September 2023 16:35 (seven months ago) link
X aii xii and she-ra should be allowed to know their mom before they pupate
― you need magical thinking ay my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Sunday, 10 September 2023 16:44 (seven months ago) link
_“he’s my best friend and the love of my life, and my life and art are forever dedicated to The Mission now,” the 35-year-old wrote.”_
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 10 September 2023 16:52 (seven months ago) link
does Grimes not have shared custody of her kid? I don't get it.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 10 September 2023 17:32 (seven months ago) link
life and art dedicated to the Mission UK. All over this wasteland.
I *think* Grimes was saying she's not allowed to do stuff with her kids and Musk's other recent kids together. Either way sounds like she'll happily have a bunch more with the paranoid amoral choad.
― nashwan, Sunday, 10 September 2023 18:23 (seven months ago) link
Remind me when these ppl are going to mars and taking off their helmets so their eyeballs pop
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Sunday, 10 September 2023 18:38 (seven months ago) link
i know go to mars already right
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 September 2023 18:42 (seven months ago) link
If you love the deadly inhospitable atmosphere of mars so much why don’t you get divorced by it
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Sunday, 10 September 2023 18:47 (seven months ago) link
If I’m reading this correctly (and the reported information is accurate), there were four simultaneous surrogacies. Two with the woman from Tesla that asked for his sperm because she admired him and two with Grimes.
― Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 10 September 2023 18:59 (seven months ago) link
digraph Musk { "Elon Musk" -> "Nevada" "Elon Musk" -> "Vivian" "Elon Musk" -> "Griffin" "Elon Musk" -> "Kai" "Elon Musk" -> "Saxon" "Elon Musk" -> "Damian" "Elon Musk" -> "X Æ A-12" "Elon Musk" -> "Strider" "Elon Musk" -> "Azure" "Elon Musk" -> "Exa Dark Sideræl" "Elon Musk" -> "Techno Mechanius" "Justine Wilson" -> "Nevada" "Justine Wilson" -> "Vivian" "Justine Wilson" -> "Griffin" "Justine Wilson" -> "Kai" "Justine Wilson" -> "Saxon" "Justine Wilson" -> "Damian" "Grimes" -> "X Æ A-12" "Grimes" -> "Exa Dark Sideræl" "Grimes" -> "Techno Mechanius" "Shivon Zilis" -> "Strider" "Shivon Zilis" -> "Azure"}
"Justine Wilson" -> "Nevada" "Justine Wilson" -> "Vivian" "Justine Wilson" -> "Griffin" "Justine Wilson" -> "Kai" "Justine Wilson" -> "Saxon" "Justine Wilson" -> "Damian" "Grimes" -> "X Æ A-12" "Grimes" -> "Exa Dark Sideræl" "Grimes" -> "Techno Mechanius" "Shivon Zilis" -> "Strider" "Shivon Zilis" -> "Azure"}
― Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 10 September 2023 19:16 (seven months ago) link