so not gonna happen

so not gonna happen, nyt quid/ag edition

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2023/09/10/magazine/10mag-Men-images-03/10mag-Men-images-03-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp

From this article about women outnumbering men in college (this pic is from Tulane)

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/08/magazine/men-college-enrollment.html

I immediately focus on the two faces in the background

so gonna happen

so what. buncha pampered rich white kids.

according to Twitter the green bag costs $3000

Which one is the suicide bomber.

so gonna happen

It's Tulane, of course it's gonna happen.

I can't believe all you guys think it's gonna happen, the guy in the middle has such a perfect expression of "here I am, surrounded by ladies, a ladies' man, who will be my prize tonight" and he's so plainly gonna go home and play PS5 at the end of the night! Or at least that's how it looks to me. Tulane or no Tulane!

The guy in the back with the backwards ballcap, I dunno, maybe has a shot.

BTW one thing I like about this picture is how the woman on the right is basically the same person as the woman on the right in the original picture, except now she's holding a blue phone instead of a blue soda can.

The woman in the original picture could be her mother!

Guy in the middle is gay imo

whoa so what if this is sngh but for the four girls who were like "we were able to scrape up one passably attractive and social dude at tulane so at least one of us will get something going"

The woman in the original picture could be her mother!

― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, September 9, 2023 5:32 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

so not gonna get your daughter into tulane

i'm trying to work out where the young lady on the right keeps her phone

In her hands at all times probably

Dude in the middle is looking in the distance (at someone ?), giving him the appearance of being disinterested. But overall seems to be enjoying the company and maybe positioned himself in the middle. I think the girls are just talking to each other though, not competing for guy. I mean, girl on his left could be the gf, who knows.

things are happening

had the thought the other day that this clip has extreme so not gonna happen energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywlsTbKsl6k

https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/authoring/authoring-images/2023/11/06/USAT/71470422007-71467834007-gettyimages-1775397905.jpg?width=600&height=900&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp

Is that guy the muscle for that lot? If so, a foiled purse snatching is so not gonna happen.

Little do you know he is the fifth richest man in the world, and those other people are there as decoys.