POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

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I got dick in low places

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:35 (seven months ago) link

my dick my / my dick my / my dick my/ my dick my

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:43 (seven months ago) link

like you need to be more generous with the use of my dick

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:44 (seven months ago) link

Thank You For The My Dick

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:51 (seven months ago) link

Thank you for being my dick

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:25 (seven months ago) link

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my dick
My dick’s waitin'
Come and jump on it

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:27 (seven months ago) link

Islands In My Dick

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:46 (seven months ago) link

I went to the Bandcamp site and it said

If you like My Dick, you may also like:

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:04 (seven months ago) link

don't keep us in suspense Whiney, we might get blue balls

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:06 (seven months ago) link

Candle In My Dick

Goodbye, Nor My Dick
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold my dick
While my dicks around you crawled
My dick crawled out of the woodwork
And it whispered into your brain
My dick set you on the treadmill
And my dick made you change your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like my dick in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the dick set in
And I would've liked to know my dick
But I was just a kid
My dick burned out long before
Your legend ever did
Loneliness was tough
The toughest dick you ever played
Hollywood created a my dick star
And dick was the price you paid
Even when my dick died
Oh, the dicks still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that my dick was found in the nude

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:41 (seven months ago) link

Head Like My Dick

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:46 (seven months ago) link

Black as my dick
I’d rather die
Than give you my dick

the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:47 (seven months ago) link

I hurt my dick today
To see if I still feel
I focus on my dick
The only dick that's real

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:56 (seven months ago) link

It comes down to this
Your dick
Your dick
And the dick
It gets under my dick
Within
Take in
The extent of my dick

the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:01 (seven months ago) link

I did it all for my dick
(Come on) my dick
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up my dick
Stick it up my dick
Stick it up my dick

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:04 (seven months ago) link

1, 2, 3, and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg and my dick are at the door

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:10 (seven months ago) link

Black hole dick
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole dick
Won't you come
Won't you come

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:48 (seven months ago) link

also lol neando for that last one

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:48 (seven months ago) link

i'm really happy to see that so many of you are fans of my dick but, uh

i have some bad news for y'all

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 18:11 (seven months ago) link

Fingertips on my dick as I dip
Gotta get a tight grip, don't slip,
loose dicks sink ships

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 18:15 (seven months ago) link

My dick is an awesome dick
It reigns from Heaven above
With wisdom power and love
My dick is an awesome dick

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 19:21 (seven months ago) link

What's with these homies dissin' my dick?
Why do they gotta front?
What did my dick do to these guys
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, and my dick is yours
Woo-hoo, and my dick is mine
Woo-hoo, my dick is for all time

Ooh wee ooh, I look just like my dick
Oh oh, my dick is Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about my dick anyway
I don't care 'bout that

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:02 (seven months ago) link

My sweet dick (hallelujah)
Hm, my dick (hallelujah)
My, my, my dick (hallelujah)
I really want to dick you (hallelujah)
Really want to dick with you (hallelujah)
Really want to show you my dick(AhhhAhhhh)
But it won't take long, my dick (hallelujah)
Hm, hm (hallelujah)

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:12 (seven months ago) link

hare my dick
my dick krishna

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:25 (seven months ago) link

My long and winding dick
That leads to your door

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:48 (seven months ago) link

My dicks flowing out like endless rain into a paper dick
They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe
Pools of my dick, dicks of joy are drifting through my opened mind
Possessing and caressing my dick
Jai guru my, dick
Nothing's gonna change my dick

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:52 (seven months ago) link

You're asking me will my dick grow
I don't know, I don't know
You stick around, now it may show

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:33 (seven months ago) link

He blew my dick out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen my dick before

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:36 (seven months ago) link

It may seem as though we can all do My Dick, but none of us can do My Dick like My Dick does My Dick

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:40 (seven months ago) link

I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased my dick
But you don’t really care for my dick, do yuh?
It goes like this: my dick, my dick
The minor dick and the major dick
The baffled king composing Dickallujah
Dickallujah
Dickallujah

my best wishes to all (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:41 (seven months ago) link

You know my dick my dick
Is on my list
Of the best things in life

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:28 (seven months ago) link

And you could have my dick
My empire of dick.
My dick will let you down.
My dick will make you hurt.
If my dick could start again, a million dicks away, I would keep my dick. My dick would find a way.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:38 (seven months ago) link

Come on skinny dick, what happened here?
Suckle on my dick in light brassiere
My, my, dick, my, my, dick, dick, dick
My dick load is full, so slow on the split

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:44 (seven months ago) link

the part in "dancing in my dick" where you'd expect him to go "wanna change my dick, my hair, my face" but just goes "wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick" gets me everytime.

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, March 18, 2023 9:43 AM (five months ago)

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:47 (seven months ago) link

really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it

dog latin otm

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:51 (seven months ago) link

Only the real my dick understands its craft and the subtleties in its work and that’s why we need a followup.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:05 (seven months ago) link

But yeah I agree the funniest parts are when he ruins the natural rhymes by placing my dick awkwardly out of place or in places you wouldn’t expect it.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:11 (seven months ago) link

even with that, i respect the careful craftsmanship and subtleties it takes to place my dick in the right place

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:22 (seven months ago) link

It comes down to this
Your dick
Your dick
And the dick
It gets under my dick
Within
Take in
The extent of my dick


I would have gone with
Your dick
My dick
And my dick
It gets under my dick

Definitely “the extent of my dick” is a keeper

sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:03 (seven months ago) link

I put my hand upon my dick
When I dick you dick we dick

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:05 (seven months ago) link

_ really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it_


This is really something that should get discussed more by ilxors with dicks tbrr

sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:07 (seven months ago) link

I'd like to teach my dick to sing

Mark G, Thursday, 14 September 2023 09:07 (seven months ago) link

It's a beautiful dick
Sky falls, you feel my dick
It's a beautiful dick
Don't let it get away

Touch me
Take my dick to that other place
Teach my dick
I know my dick's not a hopeless case

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 14 September 2023 18:29 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Which is better?

Happy birthday my dick

Or

Happy my dick to you

Or

My Dick Birthday to you

Or

Happy Birth My Dick you

Or

My dick My dick to you

Or
?

sarahell, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:27 (six months ago) link

happy dick day to you

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:30 (six months ago) link

It was all a dream
I used to read My Dick magazine

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:04 (six months ago) link

Remember Rappin' Dick? duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought my dick would take it this far

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 20:29 (six months ago) link

Happy birthday my dick

Hey... It actually is my birthday and therefore my dick brithday too

...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Thursday, 5 October 2023 00:35 (six months ago) link

My dick My dick to you

Obvious winner here.

dig latin we have the same birthday, cheers

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:31 (six months ago) link


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